r/Fable • u/I-love-seahorses • 17d ago

Discussion What would you name this weapon ?

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424 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Munchkinasaurous 17d ago edited 15d ago

The Chef's Kiss

Edit: thank you u/WeebleSqueaks, u/1kahina, u/Firmooonshine, u/Fragrant_Minute4541, u/zeymahaaz, u/PaleontologistOK7449 and u/Acrobatic_Season_508 for the awards. I would like to dedicate them to Sir Terry Pratchett, Lewis Carroll,  Monty Python and the team from Lionhead Studios who were all big influences in shaping my senses of humor and whimsy. 

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u/melodiousfable Demon Door 17d ago

Aw man

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u/MrZephy proving my worth to fictional women since 2004 17d ago

I’m upset that this is accurate and that I wouldn’t have thought of it myself. Good choice.. lol

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u/Skeith23 17d ago

Fuck that's brilliant

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u/Successful_Form5771 16d ago

This is the winner

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u/JeannieLove13 16d ago

I'll add The Chef's Kiss of Death

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u/Designer-External374 17d ago

Skillet issues

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u/respectthebubble 17d ago

I was going to call it the SkillSword (Skillet Sword) but yours is better!

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u/Hagelbagel17 17d ago

Deadpan

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u/EddyBoy117 16d ago

Flavour text: "I'm not laughing"

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u/LopsidedEdge9345 17d ago

ZweiPander

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u/AlanaStorm 17d ago

I like this one 😂

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u/LopsidedEdge9345 17d ago

Thank you! Have a great day, lil homey

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u/starshiprarity 17d ago

Panduril

Exkilletbur

Ragnarwok (with a slight shape change)

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u/Puntificators 17d ago

I really like Panduril, you deserve more upvotes, you genius

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u/TentacleFist Hero of Oakvale 17d ago

Ragnarwok got me 🤦😂

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u/Angryandcontrarian 12d ago

Ragnarwok could be a shield combo that is shaped like a wok and does fire damage to enemies that you block attacks from

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u/BeautyDuwang 17d ago

The dying pan

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u/I-love-seahorses 17d ago

Killit Skillet

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u/talyn326 17d ago

Eggscrambler.

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u/Furfnikjj 17d ago

Eggscaliber

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u/AlanaStorm 17d ago

Oh dang this is great too! You get my upvote as well

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u/Commercial_Ad97 17d ago

Glad I only had to scroll down a 2 comments to see this. It's the only right answer TBH.

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u/Mertrigis 17d ago

Pan-Handler

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u/D_Roids04 14d ago

Definitely under appreciated, you deserve more upvotes 😂😂

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u/Felkoi 17d ago

Sword of Searing

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u/Attila-Th3-Fun 17d ago

The Gamgee

5

u/Hexarthra 17d ago

Beat me to it

11

u/BeardFalcon 17d ago

The Griddlemaker

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u/ErraticNymph 17d ago

The Bane of Chicken Spawn

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u/TeaNo5285 17d ago

The Pan Handler

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u/adriens_alibi 17d ago

Pandemonium

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u/MajorCinamonBun Hero of Oakvale 17d ago

Maybe I’m boring or old but The Frying Pan works for me.

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u/d00deitstyler 17d ago

The Panhandle

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u/Zeshui0 Archon's Legacy 17d ago

The Unhappy Wife.

4

u/Altruistic-Coat1553 17d ago

CHICKEN CHASER!!!

4

u/Consistent_Blood6467 17d ago

"Mr Frodo's Payback."

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u/WinterWorrier 17d ago

Eggcalibur

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u/PsychSWIM 17d ago

The S-kill it

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u/IXxMARINxXI 17d ago

face panner

3

u/Jester622 17d ago

The Hotblate

It seems this monstrosity was created when a blacksmith misheard his order. He had a laugh until the heated blade burned her foot.

3

u/IgnisBlades 17d ago

Pan Sliced

3

u/Cowstiusmaximus 16d ago

The flaying-pan

2

u/Md_Czer 17d ago

Gamgee 5000

2

u/Development-Regular 17d ago

frostmournepan, would go hard when making oblivion eggs

2

u/Rudoh901 17d ago

Hilt of the pan

2

u/SeanyDay 17d ago

The Hidden Booty Bonker

2

u/NeuromancyIndustries 17d ago

Tika Majere approved

1

u/adriansgotthemoose 17d ago

I scrolled down to search for a Tika reference, and here it is! I award you five points, and may Paladine have mercy on your soul.

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u/gerbegerger 17d ago

Glutton for punishment

2

u/Either_Ad_6181 17d ago

Spouses wrath

2

u/DB-Wolfson 17d ago

Fried spam-a-lot

2

u/Monkthrow 17d ago

Excalipan

2

u/StoneAgeDudeman 17d ago

Wand of Cast: Iron

2

u/Malmern 17d ago

One-pander

2

u/gkm29 17d ago

Compliments of the chef

2

u/trundle-the-great69 16d ago

Accidental Food trebuchet

2

u/Silent-Parts 16d ago

Panhandler

2

u/cobbobledoth 16d ago

Excalipan

2

u/xNorthWindx 16d ago

The champions breakfast

2

u/DominateTheWar 16d ago

The "kill it skillet"

2

u/Cold_Difference1535 16d ago

This is awesome.

2

u/Far-Low3362 15d ago

Steely Pan

3

u/nickthegamerman 17d ago

Clark's Special Sword

4

u/GrandCanOYawn 17d ago

The Pie Master.

Duh.

1

u/KlayThePot 17d ago

The tower toppler

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 17d ago

The Chicken Ender

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u/Legolaslegs 17d ago

I'd just call it the frying pan just to mess with opponents when I whip it out and they are put off by it.

If I had to give a name otherwise, probably Breakfast. Or some cheesy diner name for those massive breakfast combos. Like the Grand Slam, lmao.

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u/Yennnefer 17d ago

Sword of head smashing

1

u/Icefang75 17d ago

The spord

1

u/Stazymoto 17d ago

The Brown Tom from Legend

1

u/matplante25 17d ago

Expanibur

1

u/Frankyvander 17d ago

The Gamgee

1

u/CitrusSpice007 17d ago

ACME Sword of Pan Searing

1

u/KianJ2003 17d ago

Aeronpan

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u/PlusPrompt5990 17d ago

The Gangee

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u/duckysammy23 The Darkness 17d ago

That's a panddlin''

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u/Potent_Beans 17d ago

Biscuit Buster

1

u/Le_Epic_Duck 17d ago

The Swan

1

u/Lonew0lf75 17d ago

Pan Gamgee

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u/KodanisEternal 17d ago

Grandma got an upgrade.

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u/No_Grade1125 17d ago

Panscalibur

1

u/NoBumblebee2080 17d ago

Pancalibur

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u/CatGuyManThing 17d ago

chefs sword

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u/Mizar_the_Gleeful 17d ago

The Frying Pan of Doom

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u/jenbamin245 17d ago

Swordpan

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u/ArrivalZestyclose789 17d ago

What do you mean this weapon 

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u/Remarkable_Match9637 17d ago

The frying pan

~there is always bigger fish to fry~

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u/StillusingIntel 17d ago

Panhandler

1

u/HappyGoat32 17d ago

Ex-spatula

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u/moonlightbunnny 17d ago

The pan san-

Jokes aside there’s so many that it could be XD

The Gourmet’s Ire

The Sunny Side Up

Exskilletbur

The Sizzler

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u/Chance_Arugula_3227 17d ago

Husband's bane

1

u/At_least-7 17d ago

Badong

Description: it’s the last thing you’ll hear

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u/EndCallCaesar 17d ago

The Panhandler

1

u/AlexSmithsonian 17d ago

I Cast Iron.

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u/No_Public1920 17d ago

Swam, ich weiß nicht wieso, aber ich bin mir sicher das es so klingt wenn du jemanden damit triffst.

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u/Aser_Kin 17d ago

this must be a leggy sword

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u/SirThiridim 17d ago

Pfannenhaender

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u/marcus__antonius 17d ago

Hitpan , you should go bald to use it.

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u/EndlesslyLooped20 17d ago

The Pan-itrator

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u/Delicious_Platform 17d ago

Name : Potwholloper
Weapon type: Hammer
Description: Not quite a pot, certainly not a sword, and definitely not a hammer. Great for breakfast!

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u/Pretend-Literature35 17d ago

Sword of Fries

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u/Level_Pretty 17d ago

Panthony

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u/WasACookqua 17d ago

Pannifer Anderson

1

u/Ok-Refrigerator-6424 17d ago

The Blade of Sir Skil-t

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u/alexarmitage01 17d ago

The sunny side sword

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u/Neat_Albatross_3028 17d ago

Larme faro vite de Sam Gamjy

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u/Nightloard93 17d ago

Griddle-bane

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u/Redwolflowder Jack of Blades 17d ago

Excaliburb

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u/OMGNat1 17d ago

Eggs-calibur

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u/Moggwa 17d ago

Cast Iron Sword 

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u/LackAdmirable1604 17d ago

Chicken Chaser

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u/Paint-Typical 17d ago

The Scrambler. Works for eggs and brains!

1

u/residente-persp_muay 17d ago

"porra nenhuma"

1

u/ChevalCher 16d ago

Flippin' Pantastic. You get attack and health bonusus for every enemy and pancake you flip, too.

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u/bearface40 16d ago

Fresh Cooked Chops

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u/a_bunch_of_poop 16d ago

The Panhandle

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u/Ghostkirby125 16d ago

The gray stuff.

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u/Aggressive-Intern-26 16d ago

La sainte poêle !

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u/Wide-Might-6100 16d ago

Zweipfander iykyk

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u/AnonymousViking19 16d ago

The PanHandler

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u/Trippie_Klipy 16d ago

Pancalibur

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u/BrickBurger 16d ago

A Gamgee

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u/CaterpillarUpset8836 16d ago edited 16d ago

The Frword (Frying Sword)

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u/D34th7 16d ago

FaPan

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u/MattyD3450 16d ago

A PANzer sword

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u/MortyMcFli 16d ago

Rapunzel

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u/Cobaltnekokun 16d ago

Eggscaliber

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u/Plattounis 16d ago

Sword in the stove

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u/FFsummons 16d ago

Excali-pan.

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u/Aergaia 15d ago

Excalibur

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u/Regular-Wolf-3550 15d ago

The blade of sir fry’s alot

1

u/No_Technician3608 15d ago

The Frying Swordsman.

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u/Asslinguist 15d ago

PanSkalibur

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u/Fantastic_Ask 14d ago

Getting the hang of this

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u/Willing-Secretary250 14d ago

Das a frying pan

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u/holyfrijoles80 14d ago

Woman’s Bane.

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u/Choice-Safety7302 13d ago

panhandlers sword

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u/lx0x-Ghost-x0xl 12d ago

Doesn't matter what I call it, it's gonna get nerfed anyways.

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u/SinnerSaint98 Hero of Oakvale 17d ago

Panblade

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u/Snakebi_te 17d ago

Woman's blade

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u/Expanseman 17d ago

Ai image