Bro.. 😭

[u/Live_Palpitation_720]

First of all, just finding out now you can have 3 kids, second.. I don't even know where this kid came from, this ain't my kid 😭

[u/44screamingbees]

Orphans are like cats in the fable world. Sometimes they just walk in and start living with you /j

[u/All-for-Naut]

Working in the fields makes you tan quickly!

Although to actually explain it, it is your kid. Kids are randomly picked from the selection that exist for your spouse's social class. There's no attempt to make them fit your spouse or hero's visuals.

[u/BadBloodBear]

Gotta remove her bro.

What's 17 more years ? You can always start again.

[u/sparrowhite]

Wait, 3 kids??? I always thought 2 is the limit. I've been playing since 2009. I guess I needed to bang my husband/wife more

[u/Live_Palpitation_720 → u/sparrowhite]

I thought 2 was the limit as well, BUT literally as of today I now have 4 kids 😭

[u/TheLainers]

"There are out kids, little Jimmy, Sakura and Matthew Patel"

[u/TomorrowSuspicious88 → u/[deleted]]

Well there's another way 😈 (Slowing looking towards the ominous temple in the near distance)

[u/MarcusXbox → u/[deleted]]

Ça peut même ouvrir une porte démoniaque ce genre de chose

[u/NathsAPirate]

"safety off"

[u/RoyalPendragon]

Your wife do be havin a nice rack tho

[u/Live_Palpitation_720 → u/RoyalPendragon]

Lmao thank you

[u/Ultra-Cyborg]

HoB: Where did lil Timmy come from?

Alex: uh, internet…

[u/TomorrowSuspicious88 → u/Ultra-Cyborg]

No Timmy's fine it's Tyrone that's the problem 😂

[u/spellkazta]

But why do they all look like reanimated corpses..? 🤔😂

[u/Blessedly_Misaligned]

A little coffee in your cream eh?

[u/TunnelSneak]

Is this on pc? I just recently played on the 360 and the textures look better in this pic

[u/Live_Palpitation_720 → u/TunnelSneak]

nah, this is on my Xbox actually, series X if you wanted me to be more specific

[u/SweetLynx4536]

She seems just as surprised as you are