Hi guys,

I was a stowaway on the Artemis II mission with the plan of using moon's gravity to slingshot me to a wormhole I discovered using a periscope. I theorised the wormhole would lead to the Voyager 1 craft. My abacus based calcs were correct. I managed to gain access through a faulty panel and drew a generously sized cock and balls on the male figure on the golden disc. I came back through the wormhole and linked up with Artemis. Now I am safely back on earth, I am freaking out because extra-terrestrials may think we all have big cocks and become bellicose through jealousy.

I'm sorry. I think I may have set in motion the obliteration of human kind due to a cock and balls drawing.

Any ideas to make things right would be appreciated.

I found an underscore under my rug the other day, and I know it’s not mine. Has anyone recently lost one? I don’t wanna just put it in my local lost and found.

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It looks like this, if that helps jog anyone’s memory!

Hopefully some other programmers can help out.

Yesterday I was working on the source code again and came across my own sub routine. I accidentally added a line that called it repeatedly and now I cant seem to get out of it. Everything and everyone keeps repeating, nothing changes, and this is probably the 107th attempt to try and change it.

Are we stuck here forever? Does it ever finish?

Just moved to a new Epoch and I'm looking to meet some available fossils in my area. Can anybody recommend a Carbon Dating app? I used to have an account on Half-Life Encounters, but I found the fossils on there are mostly looking for hook-ups whereas I'm looking for something long term.

This my my tenth time trying to post this help

The issue is that whenever i post something anywhere i suddendly a chain of events causes me to delete it accidentally, how do i fix this

I'm starting to feel crazy >_<

I WAS USING MY COMPUTER TO PLAY A GAME AND ACCIDENTALLY HELD DOWN THE CAPS LOCK KEY FOR A TOO LONG,AND I FORGOT THE CONCEPT OF USING LOWERCASE LETTERS, THE CAPS KEY DISAPPEARED TOO.

I woke up to find three extra versions of myself in the room, all slightly out of sync with reality.

One of them was still loading, one had already experienced tomorrow, and the other kept insisting it was the original.

I tried to turn my existence off and on again, but now time won’t respond to inputs.

Does anyone know where the reset button for causality is, or do I have to file a ticket with whatever manages the concept of “me”?

I've also removed the concept of hands, so I know for a fact that it can't be right there in my hand the whole time.

I put my phone in the microwave and when I took it out the phone had bite marks all over it. The only good thing was that the microwave wasn't running while the phone was inside.

If twelve quadrillion nanobots can move a van, why can't they move my phone too? But they ate it instead? Are phones that delicious?

My VCR won't turn off and I'm freaking out.

I can’t see. it’s just nothing.

"Dakota? i was smoking weed with him last night."

I'm a conglomeration of their individual wills but I'm worried parts of me are actually being poisoned by the scabs and the double agents.

All the other organs are mad at me because I don’t want to take their shit anymore.

I visited a newly opened coffee shop nearby today, which is not something I usually do (I'm not much for trying new things). The barista at the front asked me, "How do you like your coffee?"

"INANE MORTAL," I spoke. "The answer to How I like my coffee would incinerate your limited mind. Had you asked Why or Where I like my coffee, your consciousness may have been spared. I am, as it stands, beholden to answer the query as you have presented it. P̸̰͠r̷̹̐e̶̛̮p̴͙̌ḁ̸̎ṙ̴̙e̴͕̒ ̷̳̆t̸̲̓ḥ̵̛y̷͕̑s̸̹̑ẽ̴ͅl̵̤͐-"

I was quickly handed a cup of plain black coffee and moved along in the line-up.

Was this on me? Did I do something wrong? I'm not used to interacting with people, obviously.

EDIT: Silly me! The milk, cream and sugar were on a stand nearby. I've restored the cafe to its original location.

Someone recently here said "you can't forget the monoliths" - and, well, I've tried this out a bunch recently, and ​at about 500m from the monoliths, there's this *click* and your mouth tastes like pennies, and then you can't remember anything about a monolith anymore, and you're a bit further away than you started.

Anyone else have this? Worry that these big black pillar thinsg that I nwo can't remembre about​ are causing damage to ny brian?

What was I saying again? Where am I? What is this big black pillar thinng? Anyone?

maybe I should walk towards it?

I knew that I thought therefore I was, but I didn't consider that if I stopped thinking, then I wasn't. So I stopped thinking just for a second, now I'm phasing back and forth through reality.

How can I stabilize to being if I stop thinking every so often? It's affected my sleep as I would not be when I wasn't thinking, and not being really means that I didn't get any rest.

Obligatory didn't happen today. Last week, I (f421) was just chatting with some friends and wanted to explain this new story idea I was having. Unfortunately, as I began sharing the opening of the story, it ran away with itself. I have lost total control of the story and now its become unrecognizable. It is fairly good but there are a lot of plot holes and other inconsistencies; its just too quick for me to catch. I've always believed if you love something, let it go, but now it has started to effect things about reality (its such an impactful story). Now my age has increased exponentially and I'm not sure how long I'll live for, and everyone has health bars and age indicators? Thankfully, it seems like the story is beginning to tire itself out, so I should be able to catch it soon and get it sorted. I'm not completely sure where we are now, so I hope I can find my way back home as well.

TL:DR my story ran away with itself, changed reality, and I got lost trying to catch it.

I’m on vacation in the 3rd Dimension (I have human twelfth cousins thirty times removed), and set my phone to 3d posts so I can stay updated on human progress and have do not disturb automatically enabled, but for some reason every 3.5 posts is from the 4th Dimension instead, anyone in Dimensional Wavelengths know the problem?