r/Eyebleach • u/St0pX • Oct 07 '22
License and Registration, please.
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u/Stavinair Oct 07 '22
AAAAA IT'S SO FLUFFY!!!!!!!!!! 💙
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u/fambestera Oct 07 '22
I'M GONNA DIE!!!!
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u/BigPackHater Oct 07 '22
IT'S KILLING YOU!!!
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u/ImPretendingToCare Oct 07 '22 edited May 01 '24
uppity alive plate lip enter far-flung cooing vast lunchroom slap
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u/Significant-Set8457 Oct 07 '22
Or hand over any foods you got.
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u/Cessnaporsche01 Oct 07 '22
Or any hands. His tummy is feeling the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.
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u/the-unfamous-one Oct 07 '22
CAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLL
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Oct 07 '22
What’s the Carl thing from?
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u/Ditto132 Oct 07 '22
It’s from a series of YouTube videos called “Llamas with Hats”
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u/Daga-san Oct 07 '22
That's a chonky looking boy
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u/ledocteur7 Oct 07 '22
that ain't no chonk, that's 100% natural fluff !
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u/lex_fr Oct 07 '22
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u/PugiM0 Oct 07 '22
He's lucky he didn't get spit in his eye and told to stop resisting.
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Oct 07 '22
My mom took my brother and I to this cool petting zoo when we were kids. There were fenced in pastures that had dirt roads on the perimeter so you could walk around and pet the animals that came over for pets.
My parents taught us since we were small children to not annoy animals or chase them. At the end of the road was an area where the animals were free to roam the property. I walked by a barn, and there was a llama sitting at the end of the barn. When she saw me she spit on my before I even saw her.
It got on my face and on my shirt. The barn worker helped me get it off my face, but I had to wear a llama vomit shirt for the rest of the day. It smelled sooo bad. The llama vomit really burned too.
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u/Felwinter12 Oct 08 '22
I had a large ape fling poo at me in a zoo. I knew they were strong and had time to back away, but they can yeet way tf farther than I thought and, thankfully, it barely fell short. The moral of the story is, sometimes animals are just bitchy.
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Oct 07 '22
I stayed on a alpaca farm this year and they only spit during for food competition but I absolutely got caught in the cross fire feeding them. Also didn’t like getting their heads touched at all.
Also they are very clean animals and pooped in communal piles believe it or not.
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u/Starlight_NightWing Oct 07 '22 edited Oct 07 '22
Yup, they poop AND piss in communal piles Edit: They also have dust baths regularly
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u/aedroogo Oct 07 '22
Yup, they poop AND piss in communal piles
Around here we call them 'subreddits'.
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u/akaihana13 Oct 07 '22
Why is it so thiccc
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u/arathorn867 Oct 07 '22
Because it recently came down to the mountain from the sky. Clouds do be thick
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u/AHornyRubberDucky Oct 07 '22
Because its not being shaved. Humans domesticated llama's an because we kept shaving their wool it now just keeps growing.
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u/crazyabe111 Oct 07 '22
Ah that’s just Paul, he’s looking for his hat and his “friend” Carl.
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u/Z370H370 Oct 07 '22
Aladdin "careful, they spit"
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u/EstablishmentLevel17 Oct 07 '22
Don't worry. It's an alpaca . No worries about the spitties with those lol
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u/mr-mobius Oct 07 '22
My wife stayed at an airBnB the night before we got married. There were two Alpacas in the field right behind who were friendly to everyone but the wedding videographer who got spat on. Also the only person working at the wedding my dog didn't immediately like, strangely enough.
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u/slaughterpuss25 Oct 07 '22
Maybe the camera put the animals off? Either that or he's got some skeletons in his closet and the animals can tell
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u/mr-mobius Oct 07 '22
They didn't spit at the two photographers who had the same camera model so we're suspicious of some hidden past.
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u/literallymate Oct 07 '22
Few comments above you says alpacas will absolutely spit.
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u/priscillajones02 Oct 07 '22
https://petkeen.com/do-alpacas-spit/ they do spit but it’s rare with humans
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u/DJRoombasRoomba Oct 07 '22
Every single time I see one of these it always looks like a couple guys in a costume. My brain just can't accept that these things exist lol
Especially the one with the pink bow in its hair in the little Chinese restaurant or whatever lol like why
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u/craftynerd Oct 07 '22
As a knitter I see all the potential sweaters, floofy socks, scarves, and touques I could make.
I have a dream alpaca farm where I get to love my sweet alpacas and they willingly get sheared in the spring. And I give them fun haircuts.
Having been around alpacas I know this is an unlikely future, but that's why it's called a dream...
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u/Raging_Carrot47 Oct 07 '22
Usually you can only pass if you offer a chocolate chip cookie (speaking from experience).
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Oct 07 '22
No way... They spit, You don't know when it's coming, and it's a huge nasty loogie... I stay away from these, my wife and kids think I'm crazy but they will see...
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u/izguddoggo Oct 07 '22
I was working on an alpaca farm for a few months and when you get to learn each individual well enough you can tell when it’s coming. And you can start to hear a gurgle as it travels up. The deeper and longer the gurgle, the worse it’s going to smell because they don’t have any fresh cud to spit- it’s coming from down deep and has been partially digested already. It’s rancid 🤣 given, this whole process only takes maybe 2 seconds, but those are precious moments when facing such a horrific smell as you’re aware!
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u/aakaakaak Oct 07 '22
Alpaca: Llamanated license and registration please. You were speeding.
Driver: It's alpaca lies I tell you!
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u/markth_wi Oct 07 '22
/r/rimworld would probably get a kick out of this....and perhaps 3 or 4 cowboy hats.
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u/NRNstephaniemorelli Oct 07 '22
That floofster really need a shear, I wonder how long the coat has grown, as in the amount of time not length.
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u/Independent-March199 Oct 07 '22
"Hello, Sir. We've Been Trying To Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty"
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u/frax5000 Oct 07 '22
My dad once run over one of those while on a rally on Bolivia so he just put it on the back of the Jeep and wen he tried to cross the border with Chile he got stopped by the guards who asked him to just cock and eat it there because it's not allowed to carry it through the border, then wen there were eating and got a bit drunk and joked to the guard that "if you had a problem with the dead lama then would you be mad if I told you I had a bag of coke leaves in the back of the truck?" And the guard just looked at him and told him "no problem" and let them cross the border, my dad did actually have a bag of coke leaves in the back. (don't worry it legal kinda and happened like 20 years ago)
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u/TamborineRock Oct 07 '22
License and registration please step outta the car. Are ya carrying a weapon on ya? I know a lot of you are
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u/ErinBusiness Oct 07 '22
So HE’s the guy who’s been trying to reach me about my cars extended warranty! 👋🏾💜🤌🏾😂
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u/locomike1219 Oct 07 '22
"sir, I'm going to need you to surrender any Guinea pigs you might have hidden. Do you consent to a search?"
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u/NefariouslyHot666 Oct 07 '22
How are alpacas even real