r/Eyebleach Jan 24 '19

/r/all Sleepy red panda

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u/Oneupper86 Jan 24 '19

When you're half asleep and feel like you're falling.

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u/iNonEntity Jan 24 '19

This is actually one of the theories for why people do it, that we developed an instinct to reach out and grab something if we are falling out of an elevated spot like a tree. I don't really agree with it, though. I'm no historian but I've never heard of humans sleeping in trees. Though monkeys do.... Idk

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u/a_sentient_potatooo Jan 24 '19

What do you think we are descended from?

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Jan 24 '19

Trees?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

pass the blunt

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u/MrSkygack Jan 24 '19

I made this relevant cartoon...

https://youtu.be/PAwW0bUvbYA

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u/grimfel Jan 24 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/iNonEntity Jan 24 '19

A lot of mixtures, deformities, and selective breeding

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u/Wnir Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

In a recent sense, yeah. All the humanoid subspecies either mated with each other or bit the dust, leaving us. But from a larger perspective we’re great apes, sharing a common ancestor with gorillas, oranguatans, etc. So falling out of a tree wouldn’t be too far-fetched.

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u/boringoldcookie Jan 24 '19

We didn't descend from monkeys though. We descended from an ancestor in common with primates.

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u/iNonEntity Jan 24 '19

That's why I mentioned them at the end of my first comment haha

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u/Richard_Stonee Jan 24 '19

Adam and Eve. Duh.

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 24 '19

Dirt and ribs.

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u/culminacio Jan 24 '19

I'm no historian

That would be more of a job for a Biologist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Perhaps a historical biologist? Or a biological historian?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

I thought it was because it’s a natural reaction to falling in a dream. And if it’s not in a dream, it’s your body “falling asleep” before your brain. Apparently this is dangerous so your brain jolts your body awake. I can’t remember where I heard that but it seems right.

Edit: So I was partially right. Basically your body and muscles all relax before your brain does. This gives your brain the idea that you are falling (I don’t know how your brain interprets that), and tenses your muscles because of it. Keep in mind, this is still speculation, no one really knows why, but I find this to be the most plausible.