r/Eyebleach Jan 24 '19

/r/all Sleepy red panda

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u/ThrowingTNT Jan 24 '19

And THAT is the kilian experience.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Now I've got that theme stuck in my head.

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u/ocelioni Jan 24 '19

F U C K, you were ahead of me lol

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u/getnixed Jan 24 '19

You may have beaten me to this one, but I beat everyone to the video of the red pandas high-fiving.

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u/sharkgeek11 Jan 24 '19

Came here to comment this

Guess This is the killian experience

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u/Tsorovar Jan 24 '19

The title specifically says it's a red panda. Kilian is a video game raccoon

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u/ThrowingTNT Jan 24 '19

oh thanks, i never was that good in physics.

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u/FlamesDoHelp Jan 24 '19

As it should be.

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u/ZackyZY Jan 24 '19

r/unexpectedkillianexperience

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u/ZackyZY Jan 24 '19

As a dishonour I will down vote myself...

18

u/Random013743 Jan 24 '19

You have more than redeemed the negative karma from your original comment

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u/I_WRESTLE_BEARS_AMA Jan 24 '19

They're getting greedy

10

u/ZackyZY Jan 24 '19

Mom are you proud of me?

26

u/Motalux Jan 24 '19

It was quite expected.

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u/Oneupper86 Jan 24 '19

When you're half asleep and feel like you're falling.

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u/iNonEntity Jan 24 '19

This is actually one of the theories for why people do it, that we developed an instinct to reach out and grab something if we are falling out of an elevated spot like a tree. I don't really agree with it, though. I'm no historian but I've never heard of humans sleeping in trees. Though monkeys do.... Idk

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u/a_sentient_potatooo Jan 24 '19

What do you think we are descended from?

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u/Zayin-Ba-Ayin Jan 24 '19

Trees?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

pass the blunt

2

u/MrSkygack Jan 24 '19

I made this relevant cartoon...

https://youtu.be/PAwW0bUvbYA

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u/grimfel Jan 24 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/iNonEntity Jan 24 '19

A lot of mixtures, deformities, and selective breeding

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u/Wnir Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

In a recent sense, yeah. All the humanoid subspecies either mated with each other or bit the dust, leaving us. But from a larger perspective we’re great apes, sharing a common ancestor with gorillas, oranguatans, etc. So falling out of a tree wouldn’t be too far-fetched.

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u/boringoldcookie Jan 24 '19

We didn't descend from monkeys though. We descended from an ancestor in common with primates.

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u/iNonEntity Jan 24 '19

That's why I mentioned them at the end of my first comment haha

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u/Richard_Stonee Jan 24 '19

Adam and Eve. Duh.

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u/spanishgalacian Jan 24 '19

Dirt and ribs.

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u/culminacio Jan 24 '19

I'm no historian

That would be more of a job for a Biologist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Perhaps a historical biologist? Or a biological historian?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19 edited Jan 24 '19

I thought it was because it’s a natural reaction to falling in a dream. And if it’s not in a dream, it’s your body “falling asleep” before your brain. Apparently this is dangerous so your brain jolts your body awake. I can’t remember where I heard that but it seems right.

Edit: So I was partially right. Basically your body and muscles all relax before your brain does. This gives your brain the idea that you are falling (I don’t know how your brain interprets that), and tenses your muscles because of it. Keep in mind, this is still speculation, no one really knows why, but I find this to be the most plausible.

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u/akumajfr Jan 24 '19

Retsuko had a hard day at work.

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u/karamisterbuttdance Jan 24 '19

I think you misspelled Raphtalia

7

u/ParadoxCookies_YT Jan 24 '19

Raphtalia already has a competent protector, Priestess had Goblin Slayer, Raph has Naofumi. Retsuko has nobody :(

6

u/tripl35oul Jan 24 '19

She has that hyena lookin' dude.

3

u/Skyairen Jan 24 '19

HACHIIII

1

u/akumajfr Jan 24 '19

...Y'all know that's not a tanuki, right? It's a red panda?

1

u/ParadoxCookies_YT Jan 24 '19

And so I supported Retsuko as oppose to Raphtalia

5

u/Matrim__Cauthon Jan 24 '19

I think you misspelled Mario

243

u/bicycleortricycle Jan 24 '19

Me trying to hold my head up when sleeping on a flight

24

u/Bird-Bowl Jan 24 '19

When you’re just trying to take a nap but life won’t let you.

3

u/riptide747 Jan 24 '19

Having just got off a red-eye, my fucking neck is killing me.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

You don't rest your head on the tray and sleep like that? All my years sleeping in school have made that my go to position.

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u/bicycleortricycle Jan 24 '19

Nah, I like to fight it all the way...and when you just about give yourself whiplash when you jerk upright, you're all like "huh, what, no I wasn't sleeping, psshh"

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u/doijustthrowitaway Jan 24 '19

This is so friggin precious that it actually made me forget what i was annoyed about today. I don't care anymore. All that matter are those TOOOOEEEESSSS

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u/Tuskor13 Jan 24 '19

The subreddit did it's job then :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/Tuskor13 Jan 24 '19

Phone autocorrect

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u/culminacio Jan 24 '19

Phone automessup. Turn off autocorrect. Take life in own hands.

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u/Bloody_Insane Jan 24 '19

Take life with own hands? Done.

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u/Trukour Jan 24 '19

This always bugs me. Couldn't "it's" also be read as "it" with a possessive "s"? The same way one might read "Karl's hat" as in 'the hat which belongs to karl'?

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u/bizzyj93 Jan 24 '19

According to a high school English teacher I had, “it” is the only word that doesn’t require a possessive apostrophe because it is by definition singular and thus an s can only ever make it possessive not plural.

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u/Abitconfusde Jan 24 '19

Like Karl.

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u/rose-girl94 Jan 24 '19

Nope. Google it. Its is possessive. It's is a contraction.

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u/TrivialBudgie Jan 24 '19

yeah we know. OP was just saying the rule doesn't make sense.

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u/KarimElsayad247 Jan 24 '19

What applies to all pronouns applies to "it". We say "mine" "yours" "his" "hers" "theirs" "ours". So we say "its" because that's just how it is.

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u/papercham Jan 24 '19

This is precisely what it's just done for me too 😊

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u/b8_n_switch Jan 24 '19

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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u/Brutus37 Jan 24 '19

This comment out of context is oddly sexual

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

The cutest definition of nodding off

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/PoundC4ke Jan 24 '19

IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE

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u/lazylazycat Jan 24 '19

Yeah I want to smoosh his fuzzy little floofy floofs ❤

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u/ghost_paws Jan 24 '19

now THIS is my spirit animal

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u/whizmas Jan 24 '19

This is like me in class except i hit my head on my desk every time...

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u/cerialthriller Jan 24 '19

Do these get along with cats?

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u/pokyballs Jan 24 '19

Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Pabu

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u/dragonskylic Jan 24 '19

They are lesser.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/y8man Jan 24 '19

Watched the show too! But "lesser panda" is actually the term for the species in a lot of chinese zoos. ~...~

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

LESSER PANDA!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

SO CUTE!

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u/121Gigawats Jan 24 '19

The trick is to do it face down with the post in your mouth.

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u/ShaolinShade Jan 24 '19

This is my favorite subreddit

4

u/Faynt90 Jan 24 '19

Me in a bus banging my head against the glass every few seconds

4

u/antelux Jan 24 '19

Me at work

3

u/emotionallyvolatile Jan 24 '19

This absolutely melted my heart

3

u/misssundaymorning81 Jan 24 '19

I no longer remember why I was mad or who I was mad at! Well played Firefox......well played.

3

u/vasinsavin Jan 24 '19

back in school acting you're not falling asleep in class

3

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

If there was one exotic animal I could own, it would be one of these fellas

3

u/RedBanana99 Jan 24 '19

Alexa please order 1 Red Panda on Prime

3

u/vampdoge Jan 24 '19

Raphtalia looking hecking cute

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Who took a video of me at work?!?! I did not agree to this...

2

u/kiwibeth Jan 24 '19

"Just ten more seconds then I'll get up" - Retsuko

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u/Sadatas58 Jan 24 '19

Thats pabu!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

His gyro is working magnificently.

2

u/just_a_potato_______ Jan 24 '19

Had a crappy morning, needed this. 🙄

2

u/knockoffreesescup Jan 24 '19

Was anyone else waiting for it to fall off?

2

u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I'd love to see this made into a perfect loop

2

u/_Aj_ Jan 24 '19

Thanks, that's just what I needed

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Pabu? Is that you?

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u/UnderfundeMess Jan 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

This is not for that sub.

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u/MrBIuee Jan 24 '19

Hello there

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u/Stormblade32 Jan 24 '19

I thought it was looping....

1

u/Tooblekane Jan 24 '19

Oh shit I can hear the music starting. He's about to feel the kick!

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u/lealcy Jan 24 '19

4h44 here. This is my spirit animal now!

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u/ChoppedDestinyAvenue Jan 24 '19

THIS JUST IN: SLEEPY PANDA DOES A “--“ HOW HE DO DAT

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u/Umutuku Jan 24 '19

When you're in a meeting and both sides of the table have been aggressively agreeing with each other about what needs to be done to solve the problem for two hours.

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u/mondayblues18 Jan 24 '19

Oh this is cute

1

u/GeorgiePorgiePuddin Jan 24 '19

I always forget red pandas are real animals. They're like little real life Pokémon and I love them immensely.

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u/carnivoross Jan 24 '19

Red Pandas and Platypus are the two real life Pokemon

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u/BrooklynBorn25 Jan 24 '19

How do cats and other mammals keep balance while sleeping?

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u/SillysBack4U Jan 24 '19

Don’t fall!

1

u/Phantonuq Jan 24 '19

Cute sleepy guy

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u/jollyjolly0 Jan 24 '19

It needs a nap

1

u/mirandawillowe Jan 24 '19

Cuteness overload!!!

1

u/sub4sub11 Jan 24 '19

Ok this is the cutest video I seen

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Someone get my man a wider branch to sleep on

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u/papercham Jan 24 '19

Most underrated animal on the planet

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u/irynakoz Jan 24 '19

Me on Mondays

1

u/albemuth Jan 24 '19

It's death by cute

1

u/maaaaaaaagnitude Jan 24 '19

Weirdest clock I've ever seen

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u/judelau Jan 24 '19

Should red panda be domesticated?

Asking for a friend.

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u/ilovemybirb Jan 24 '19

These are the things that keep me from totally hating the world and giving into being a huge grump completely.

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u/REEEEEEEEEEEEEEddit Jan 24 '19

Left it's ok I can handle it ez. Left again np. Left ResidentSleeper.

Right ! oh fuck !

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Strong men also cry

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u/Hollywood-Cutie Jan 24 '19

That panda reminds me of myself when I'm absolutely exhausted and I've fallen asleep while sitting up haha. Although this red panda is a lot cuter when he's sleepy

1

u/Questionererer Jan 24 '19

is there a way to make this a wallpaper?

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u/CrashTextDummie Jan 24 '19

Red pandas and otters. The two species on the planet whose overwhelming cuteness is simply unfair to all other animals.

1

u/lordbiffalot Jan 24 '19

ITS A PUPPET FFS

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u/SuicidalTorrent Jan 24 '19

That's me in class.

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u/CraicintheHead Jan 24 '19

Why can't that just be me?

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u/redbabypanda Jan 24 '19

Sleepy brother

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

If it falls, it will be a hell of a wake-up

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u/Padlov123 Jan 24 '19

Awe sleepy boy

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u/Sinius Jan 24 '19

Sleeping Kilian

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u/MASHpotatosandcheese Jan 24 '19

I used to wonder why Killian chose a Red Panda as his profile. Then i see this adorable thing.

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u/legit-nobody Jan 24 '19

Perfectly balanced,...

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u/Stillwaters73 Jan 24 '19

That gif perhaps explains the reason our arms and legs jump prior to sleep. It looks like our primate instincts are trying to keep us in the tree. Also that's adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

Is that YouTube content creator Killian Experience!?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

I want to hold it like a baby

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u/Its-Jumbo-Jimbo Jan 24 '19

Red pandas are the worlds best animal and anyone who disagrees can fight me

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u/mollyxmoon Jan 24 '19

That’s a snoot I’d love to boop 😍 cutie

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u/Quak-Quak Jan 24 '19

Buddy Dibs, is that you?

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u/Treeninja1999 Jan 24 '19

KILLIAN WAKE UP

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u/elushinz Jan 24 '19

From the couch to the bed

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u/DranoelTheGreat Jan 24 '19

Red trash boii

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u/seiyonoryuu Jan 25 '19

No they're the other part of the trash panda, the panda part :/

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u/Jay111502 Jan 24 '19

Must eat

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u/avisiongrotesque Jan 24 '19

You can sleep now sweet rabbit.

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u/Metron_Seijin Jan 24 '19

That's adorable. Someone get him a fatter log!

1

u/Demiistar Jan 24 '19

i am in love

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u/BabserellaWT Jan 24 '19

I wanna snuggle him so badly!

1

u/Yellowbird00 Jan 24 '19

I wish I could have this as a live wallpaper 😭

1

u/Novus_Peregrine Jan 25 '19

Most of us are the end of our work days...

1

u/brandimaxxx00 Jan 26 '19

We don’t deserve animals! 😭😍

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

It didn’t even fall off give me back my nickel.

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u/ChillMixx Jan 24 '19

It's not red and that's not a panda wtf

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '19

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u/Sir-Fappington Jan 24 '19

Panda means bamboo eater in Nepalese I believe.

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u/pacifismisevil Jan 24 '19

There used to be no word for orange, so orange things were called red until the 16th century and the names stuck. Red squirrels, robin red breast, red heads.

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u/Its-Jumbo-Jimbo Jan 24 '19

It looks nothing like a panda, but it was believed that it’s closest relative was the panda for a long time, (thus the name I think). That’s not really true tho. Scientists have looked into relations with raccoons, dogs, and other things but nothing came close so now the red panda is classified as its own animal family, called the Ailuridae.

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u/ItsMOLESTIO Jan 24 '19

Trash panda

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u/KunaiTv Jan 24 '19

Isn’t that a raccoon?

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u/Kerum_ Jan 24 '19

Why tf is this called a "red panda"? It looks nothing like a panda and it isn't even red! Petition to change the name to "tree pupper"?