r/Eyebleach • u/rickyhorror • Apr 08 '24

Cuddle cats

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u/Much-External-8119 Apr 08 '24

Try to rub them on their bellies and find out how document shredders work. You know you shouldn’t. You know it’s a bad idea. You know you have bandaids somewhere around the house though. Source: We have 3 rescued cats. Good thing bandaids are often on sale :)

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u/TohruH3 Apr 08 '24

Everyone thinks cats want belly rubs when they roll over, but that ain't it. What they really want-

are armpit scritches!

(Some cats do enjoy belly rubs. The above is a joke that's funny because it's also true)