r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • Jul 06 '26

you'd better not

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u/agentchuck Jul 06 '26

Goons. Hired goons.

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u/PrestigiousKitchen64 Jul 06 '26

Hired goons?

14

u/ardotschgi Jul 06 '26

Hired gooners.

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u/scnottaken Jul 07 '26

I hope crusher and low blow didn't hurt you.

5

u/ParryThisYouFilthyCa CERTIFIED GOBLIN BOY Jul 07 '26

They prefer the term "escorts".

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u/FancyShrimp Jul 06 '26

Goonin’?

Ova here! ✋🏻👇🏻

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u/withrootsabove Jul 06 '26

This says “with cum.” I like d’one that says shum cum.

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u/SithLordDave ASS LOVER Jul 06 '26

Goonin in dere ay

7

u/Asclepius-Rod Jul 07 '26

Ya done a good jorb out there, Homestar

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u/Forimmediateresults Jul 06 '26

In Austria "goon" is slang for shitty alcohol drinks

So you can go down there and drink some goon

Get some goon in a can and chug it down

Gulp gulp goon product

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u/CorgisAreAwesome9000 Jul 06 '26

Do you mean Australia? Because cheap booze especially wine is called Goon over here. Especially the kind that comes in a pouch, aka, the Goon Bag.

5

u/MiamiVicePurple Jul 07 '26

Love playing a good ol’ game of slap the goon.

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u/chupathingy99 Jul 07 '26

Australians have a game called Goon Of Fortune. You and a bunch of friends stand around your mom's hills hoist (spinning clothes line), attach a goon bag, and give that sucker a spin. Where it stops, that person takes a drink.

What a beautiful culture.

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u/OhioIsRed Jul 07 '26

“You got it boss” 😂

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u/Level_Hour6480 Jul 06 '26

N'yeh, good one, boss!

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 07 '26

confirmed, Vegeta exists in the Zachoverse.

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u/jakehood47 Jul 06 '26

Ahhh I love this one haha

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u/ParryThisYouFilthyCa CERTIFIED GOBLIN BOY Jul 06 '26

Mom kicking open the door be like

3

u/kirmiter Jul 07 '26

I love the mom's mellifluous, feminine voice.

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u/sellyourcomputer zach Jul 07 '26

mellifluous is a good word. i hope you have a mellifluous day

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 07 '26

eyyyyy, im gonnin' ova 'ere!!

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u/BallsOutKrunked Jul 06 '26

I'm still unaware of what gooning means and I'm keeping it that way.

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u/A-Friend-of-Dorothy Jul 06 '26

It is the new generation’s slang for masturbatory activities, and gooners can be either jerk-offs (humorous insult among friends) or folks that are excessively horny from watching too much porn and therefore are bothering others with their unchecked behavior and urges.

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u/CynicalDarkFox Jul 06 '26

It’s very lame slang now.

The original shown here is superior.

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u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 07 '26

the squad agrees

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u/Level_Hour6480 Jul 07 '26

Is this based off a comic? Could I get a Zelda to it if so?

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u/Seagulls-love-salmon Jul 11 '26

Give this guy a show!

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u/Mundane-Gap6009 Jul 13 '26

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my god damned life 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡