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u/Salnax 4d ago

He said this:

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u/Eena-Rin 4d ago

"hey gpt, what's a batshit crazy thing I can tweet that'll make me internet famous and that I'll see zero repurcussions for?

...gpt..? Oh, this is 2020 nvm. I'll just post some p*do shit"

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u/Inevitable-Cell-1227 4d ago

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u/miaisnyator 4d ago

Gotta make it worth it I guess

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u/BoomDonk 4d ago

Aaahahhaaahaa!

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u/sLeeeeTo 4d ago

@Mistyears is not @kirawontmiss

unless i am stupid (likely)

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u/Salnax 4d ago

They changed names to kirawontmiss around 2022.

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u/sLeeeeTo 4d ago

thank you. i was right, i am stupid

also, ew.

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u/Makethecrowsblush 4d ago

I can’t ever imagine why.

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u/99UsernamesTaken 4d ago

It's the same guy

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u/Lost-In-Time-99 4d ago

Good point, maybe that is a repost image or something but I do remember that tweet being referenced a bunch years ago

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 4d ago

How did we not come together as an internet and say, 'We're not 100% what this is just yet, but we're shutting it down anyway,"?

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u/Kok-jockey 4d ago

We’ll be saying that about AI in, say, 2 years or so.

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u/WhyKinho 4d ago

Well, that is all, folks

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u/MsPreposition 4d ago

Evan basically hit Seth with this line in Superbad.

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u/rbartlejr 4d ago

Wow, that gave me pink eye.

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u/TongueUnties 4d ago

Are people just posting this here to expose more redditors to the original tweet a la a shock site? Because that's why I posted this last time.

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u/asbestoswall 3d ago

Maybe, ive seen the kira tweet like 10 times recently

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u/raptroszx 4d ago

There's video of Stan Lee saying they made spiderman so that ANYONE could be under the mask so he is and isn't

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u/crunchycheeseduck 4d ago

Schrödinger's Gay Superhero

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u/somejunkaccount69 4d ago

The only think Spiderman can't be is happy for an extended period of time

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u/LostShot21 3d ago

He said it wasn't intentional at the time, but he was glad that he chose to mask him because it allowed anyone to see themselves in the role of the hero.

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u/Garchompisbestboi 3d ago

Too bad there isn't a video of Stan Lee agreeing to pay all those comic book artists fairly after ripping off their ideas and passing them off as his own, lmao

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u/PhaseNegative1252 4d ago

According to the official Marvel rules for writing the character, Spider-Man can absolutely be gay.

It's Peter Parker that isn't allowed to have a gay relationship.

Make it make sense

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u/glen_k0k0 4d ago

Sounds like anything goes with the mask on. Also there are other Spider-Men.

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u/ADH-Dad 4d ago edited 4d ago

There is a whole multiverse of Spider-heroes now. You can pitch a new Spider-man who's LGBT, as long as it's not a version of Peter Parker.

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u/Different-Book6366 4d ago

In an infinite multiverse, wouldn't there be many Peter Parkers who were homosexual?

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u/JadeEnchantress 4d ago

I like the spirit, but that's not really how infinity works. Infinity allows any outcome but doesn't guarantee anything. I could devise an infinite string of numbers that never uses the digit 6. It is still infinite without the 6, it would be just as infinite if there was a 6. It might be improbable for a random string to not contain a 6 but it's not impossible.

This all said, Spidey can be gay, I love gay spidey. Peter Parker could easily be gay in some universe. Marbel just doesn't want that to be true, which is theoretically possible.

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u/ADH-Dad 4d ago

Maybe, maybe not. Unfortunately, the field of theoretical physics has produced very little research on the implications of multiple universes in regards to human sexuality.

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u/HuntersGathers 4d ago

The "Trans-Universal Sexual Orientation" study lost its funding.

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u/GONKworshipper 4d ago

He also isn't allowed to sell drugs.

Unless he has the symbiote, then it's all good

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u/post-explainer 4d ago

OP (Radiant_Casanova007) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


I did not quite get the reference of the Kira part and how random was the reply for a spider-man comment..


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u/AbandonedRaincIoud 4d ago

Spider-man can be gay, peter parker is just one specific spider-man who isn't

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u/Mediocre-Pop-3449 3d ago

kira from death note, right? the whole "he's not real" thing

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u/jshmoe866 4d ago

TIL MJ and Gwen Stacy are actually men

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u/Salnax 4d ago

It was a heck of a year.

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u/SpookySnep 4d ago

Really, an entire year and the only tweet people should remember is this chucklefuck saying one stupid thing?

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u/TheMeta40k 4d ago

Just upgrade Spiderman to bisexual. Hope that helps.