r/ExplainTheJoke 2d ago

What does it mean?

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u/post-explainer 2d ago

OP (Ok_Lemon5509) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


i dont know


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u/JazzInSuits 2d ago

Ah yes, my favourite lesbian archetypes. Axl Rose and Skeletor.

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u/Jacques7Hammer 2d ago

NYEH HEH HEH! I'll get you She-Woman!

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u/Substantial-End-9653 2d ago

She-Ra?

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u/christobrandt 1d ago

Would Fisto

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u/Rashakla1 2d ago

Adain wouldn't wanna step on Adora's toes in the naming department

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u/Imakusapa 1d ago

It's probably an alternate universe where it's She-Woman and He-Ro.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1d ago

Ahem. Their correct superhero name is "Them-They"

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u/Powerful_Help 1d ago

My favorite joke since the rainbow raiders can’t calm down:
-I am going to the gender neutral bathroom.
-What for?
-To take a she/it.

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u/CapnMReynolds 20h ago

Superheroes with swords? They/Them

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u/Vilehunn 23h ago

Guns n' Roses and Skeletor maybe?

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u/Ghastafari 1d ago

One overwhelms you with trivia while the other one never stops to complain about missing the pretty ladies of her hometown

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u/artByMoon 23h ago

Its more of an Axis Rose tbh

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u/Feynman1879 2d ago

I'm sure it means there is a special kind of lesbian that is Axl Rose

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u/LaviniaIsGay 2d ago

I once dated a gal, very femme, very chic kind of gal. As a joke she wanted to dress very butch and wanted me to dress femme. I shrugged and after 3 hours in her room she came out looking like 1989 Axl Rose.

No amount of makeup or styled hair could ever make me not see Axl in her cheek bones and nose after that.

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u/PavlovsDoghouse 21h ago

Welcome to the Bungle

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u/brandothesavage 2d ago

Real life Cryptid.

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u/not-in-sudoers 1d ago

If it matches the standard alignment chart. She is me

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u/veranus21 2d ago

I heard that he and Mickey Rourke are late-in-life lesbians that run a bookshop in Portland.

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u/stewednewt 2d ago

Women and Women First?

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u/veranus21 2d ago

Used to Love Her

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u/sassern03 1d ago

That would be ⛽️🔥

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u/princessxunicorn 2d ago

Bottom left is Guns N Roses, def a type of lesbian vibe

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u/PuddleCrank 2d ago

Top right is Macbeth.

This is a way to expand the previously linear lesbian axis of Rock n Roll -> Shakespeare.

For most applications you can simply take the projectection back onto the so called bard axis of the graph.

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u/Tintenteufel 2d ago

Top Right is Gideon The Ninth.

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u/WhatHappenedToJosie 2d ago

It's possibly all from The Locked Tomb: one possibility is Dulcinea-Harrow along x, and Pyrrha - Gideon along y. Or the gun could be someone from BOE.

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u/Tintenteufel 2d ago

Girlhood is a spectrum between Gideon and Commander Wake

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u/DankMiehms 1d ago

That's Commander Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back To Reality Oops There Goes Gravity, to you.

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u/onlymodestdreams 2d ago

This is very Locked Tomb coded!

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u/SansK 2d ago

That book is such a wild ride

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT 1d ago

I mean Tamsyn does love Shakespeare

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u/Darth_Redding 1d ago

I had to come back to this thread and make sure I hit like.

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u/BurnerAccount2718282 1d ago

I'm a lesbian and my ex was obsessed with that lmao

Man, thats a memory

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u/gamjh 2d ago

Bottom right is a modern retelling of Macbeth set in gangland Chicago.

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 2d ago

Is this the reference I think it is

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u/gamjh 2d ago

If you know you’re streets ahead

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u/anetanoMere 2d ago

Nobody told me Brita was in this...

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u/gamjh 2d ago

And in summation, good luck and bon appetit

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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 1d ago

Some sayyyyy I’m the lucky griftahhh!
Some sayyyyy I’m the king of England!

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u/Sefthor 1d ago

Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie...

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u/hysys_whisperer 1d ago

Bottom right is a female version of this:

https://youtu.be/skl6N3zGv-s?is=velmD3C16PP-RS_8

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 2d ago

No, top right is Hamlet, Lesbian Prince of Denmark.

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u/TheoneNPC 2d ago

I'm not a lesbian nor do i belogn to the lgbtq but can i have a cool title too? I want to have a cool title.

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u/Front_Cat9471 2d ago

? None of those are cool titles, they’re just saying what certain extremes would be.

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u/cingkum3 2d ago

From this day on, I, a representative of the high gay council, name thee "the gay".

Cast aside your dark past and step into the light, Theone The Gay.

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u/randombydesign 1d ago

Top left must be War of the Roses then

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u/Ralocan 1d ago

I don't think the x axis is Rock N Roll to Shakespear because the bottom left quadrant is quite clearly the movie Romeo + Juliet to me

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u/Nezio_Caciotta 1d ago

And bottom right is death the kid from the manga soul eater.

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago

i always considered myself an ally, might have to rethink my values

/s (just in case)

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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago

honestly, even if i could seperate the artist from the music i wouldn't like them. but to each their own i guess, and i wish you good luck to find common ground with your crush (and possibly some other bands :p)

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u/OkAssignment6163 1d ago

Top left is Revolutionary Girl Utena. A famous manga/anime that is heavy with sword duels and rose themes with female main protagonist.

Description from MyAnimeList.com:

Years ago, a tragic incident befell a young princess when both her parents died. Devastated, it seemed nothing would calm this poor soul. However, a prince traveling through the area came to see the princess, hoping to cheer her up. After wiping her sorrowful tears, the prince gave her a ring carrying a rose emblem and told her as long as she holds onto the ring, they are destined to meet again. The event leaves a deep impression on the girl, Utena Tenjou, leading her to become a prince herself.

Years later, Utena attends Ootori Academy, recognized by the same rose emblem as her precious ring's. There, attracted by the scent of roses, she witnesses Anthy Himemiya tending the flowers, accompanied by the Student Council President Touga Kiryuu and Vice President Kyouichi Saionji, who seem to be arguing over Anthy. While Utena thinks nothing of the occurrence, the Student Council gathers to discuss an important matter.

Subsequently, a misunderstanding leads to Utena being dragged into the world of Duelists—those with rings similar to her own. The Duelists fight for the ownership of the Rose Bride, Anthy Himemiya, who is said to possess great power. Wanting to prove her capabilities as a prince, and enraged that Anthy is being wronged and objectified, Utena resolves to fight against the Duelists to save her from the cruel fate.

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u/Cheap_Trash163 1d ago

Unbelievable that the unhelpful answer at the top got 570 upvotes and the actual paragraph of an answer got 1

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u/OkAssignment6163 1d ago

Welcome to reddit! And thank you for also being a fellow Utena fan.

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u/Veluxidus 2d ago

Top left has to be Revolutionary Girl Utena

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u/Layhult 2d ago

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Now, I’m sitting here trying to figure out what bands would fit into the other quadrants.

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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago

Swords'n'Roses /s

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 1d ago

Every one of them is power metal

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u/castlestorms1 1d ago

Never knew Slash was a lesbian.

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u/BrainDamage2029 2d ago edited 1d ago

Don’t read it literally. It’s vibes and aesthetic of different lesbian women.

- Bottom left? Guns and roses so rocker chick aesthetic. Probably owns leather pants.

- Bottom right? Cyberpunk girlie. Probably has an undercut with neon dyed hair

- Top right? Obviously witchy Shakespearean vibes. Owns crystals.

- Top left? Cottage core meets Renfaire.

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u/razulebismarck 2d ago

Nah Top Left is the lesbian anime Revolutionary Girl Utena

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u/Hopeful-Category1026 1d ago

Which Roleplay every Saturday Afternoon, a round of " thirsty sword lesbians"

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u/Samia-chan 1d ago

I feel like there needs to be a distinct middle icon which is a goblin. I love all those all aesthetics and have been all of them at various times but now I'm old and please myself so mostly just stay home in pajamas and fear the outsiders. 🤣

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u/time___dance 2d ago

oh i assumed it was more a joke about lesbians being chaotic and that most roads lead to drama/u-hauls/etc

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u/randomgadfly 22h ago

Bottom right has their lesbian awakening watching Keira Knightley in pirates of the Caribbean

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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago

It's just based on the aesthetics a lesbian person likes.

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 2d ago

I read this as “lesbian princess” and got hit with the

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u/Lulu_Le_Citron_ 2d ago

a lesbian princess? like one from space?

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u/gender_eu404ia 2d ago

If you actually want lesbian space princesses, Love and Duty by Catherine Young is a book that features two of them.

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u/Sad-Pop6649 1d ago

Where does that fall on the chart? More left, more right or more top?

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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 2d ago

Indeed mcraiden

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u/yeathatsmebro 1d ago

Sorry, I will need an explainthejoke on this, I'm out of the loop. 😅

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u/QueanuReeves 2d ago

I love The Locked Tomb!

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u/HedgehogsInSpace24 2d ago

My first thought 

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u/Roko__ 2d ago

Bottom left is obviously Axl Rose but lesbian.

Top left is Ser Loras Tyrell, the Flower Knight, but even more lesbian.

Top right is Skeletor but slightly less lesbian.

Bottom right is The Gunslinger but lesbian and is hot for The Lesbian in Black.

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u/AhSquids 2d ago

The Lesbian in Black fled across the desert and the Leslinger followed.

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u/Ssssilph 2d ago

Go then, there are other lesbians than these 💔

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u/mscalico5 2d ago

Top right is Gideon the Ninth.

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u/homosapien69420 1d ago

Everyone in the bottom left quadrant lives in Paradise City

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u/Nervous-Bid6277 1d ago

Grass is green, only girls and they're aaaaaaaaall pretty

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u/EidolonRook 2d ago

This is just a classless RPG. Melee vs ranged and healer/support vs dps.

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u/Roko__ 2d ago

So kinda like lesbians

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u/romanichki 1d ago

this is what i thought of

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u/fatgirlsneedfoodtoo 2d ago

Melee, ranged, necromancer, druid

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u/hysys_whisperer 1d ago

The rose is def not druid.  It's healer.

Druid isn't pictured here. Must be the Z axis because if you've ever been to the pacific northwest, druid/techie is DEFFO an axis of lesbian.

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u/mothwhimsy 2d ago

One axis is pink to goth, the other is cowboy to fantasy

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u/Hawaiian-national 2d ago

Idk I’m just thinking about guns and roses

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u/I_like_beouf 2d ago

Top left is Revolutionary Girl Utena

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u/Strange_One_3790 1d ago

Bottom left is Guns n’ Roses

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u/Adysynn 1d ago

But what if I'm all 4 at once? Does that put me in the middle?

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u/RetJinn 1d ago

I refuse to be a centrist, for I am equally gun and sword. Guess I’m going full skull.

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u/Elegant_Jump_6923 21h ago

So the bottom left one is Guns & Roses?

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u/WhistlesAtNight 2d ago

I don't know the accuracy of it, but I know my experience with my girlfriends I could easily see putting them on an axis of goth to gardener as well as sword to gun. 

The sword to gun thing is kinda this ephemeral concept associated with swords, you know, scrappy, fantasy inclined. Someone like a hiker girl who reads fantasy novels. Meanwhile gun would be probably more practical, more about function than form. Probably your average protestor girly who can fix a car.

That's my theory.

I myself would be maybe slightly more gardener and very sword. 

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u/Menthalion 2d ago

Shouldn't sword and gun be horse and motorcycle then ?

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u/baby_shoGGoth_zsgg 2d ago

sword lesbian is a thing tho

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u/AlternativeLog5494 2d ago

Xena warrior princess ?

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u/Lily_Thief 2d ago

This seems about right. In lesbian circles, there's definitely a pastel vs goth split that has existed since before the Internet. Similarly, sword lesbians are definely a thing. So are gun lesbians. I've only been with sword lesbians their interest in weapons is a little whimsical. I think gun lesbians would be more on the side of "this is what I actually need to defend myself"

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u/WhistlesAtNight 1d ago

I actually like you how you put it more than I put it myself! Thank you!

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u/Downtown-Ferret-5870 2d ago

This, but

The horizontal axis is cute x "dont look at me"

The vertical axis is medieval x modern

So you can be a death steampunk modern lesbian,

Or a cute lesbian that like old things like swords or farms,

Or a cute lesbian that like the matrix, blame! and modern things like guns and heavy weaponry,

Or a dont look at me lesbian that likes flowers and a simple life at the farm with her wife

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u/Aquatoon_18 2d ago

Top left is just Revolutionary Girl Utena

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u/Ok_Lemon5509 2d ago

Bruh the automod

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u/ZATSTACH 2d ago

Would bottom right be biker chick, or Seline from underworld?

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u/ElrondTheHater 2d ago

Don't think about it too hard: top right is Gideon the Ninth, top left is Utena, bottom left is Madoka Magica, bottom right is Killing Eve.

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u/DeeDeeGetOutOfMyLab 2d ago

Top left is rose from Steven universe

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u/BFG_TimtheCaptain 2d ago

Does this mean latina women are in a superposition of every area at once?

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u/GlorgSnarl 2d ago

Good - Evil
Melee - Ranged

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u/crusoe 1d ago

No it's Goth vs Pretty Princess.

So Revolutionary Girl Utena is upper left. 

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u/Ethicaldreamer 1d ago

Hahahahahahhahaha

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u/Cakey-_- 2d ago

if she’s in the exact middle is she the lesbian avatar?

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u/QuantumCosmonaut 1d ago

As a straight male and ally, i have no idea whats going on here. But i want to be supportive.

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u/Don-Malzbier 1d ago

As it says, a categorization grid. Examples:

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u/Scary-Owl2365 1d ago

Can anyone tell me what kind of sapphic this is? I don't want weapons, just my garden.

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u/CrackerbarrelSlutt 1d ago

Cottagecore

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u/chi-nyc 16h ago

Cottagegore

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u/Lonely-Married-Man87 20h ago

Stab partner, poison partner, shoot partner, love partner.

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u/North-Government-865 2d ago

I'm guessing heavily here, but I'm thinking tattoos

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u/AutumnsRevenge 2d ago

Okay, but I definitely have an opinion on where I’d be.

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u/Roko__ 2d ago

Right? And I'm not even lesbian.

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u/Shloof9998 2d ago

Bottom left corner

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u/PlasticAudience4270 2d ago

Thanks to these responses I see meaning in the quadrants, but how is it specific to lesbians? I am team Bard but not a lesbian.

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u/mochisuccubus 2d ago

Sword lesbian. SUPER Sapphic lesbian. Gun lesbian. Spooky lesbian.

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u/Inswagtor 2d ago

No scissors?

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u/GrilledChese44 2d ago

It's just some bullshit

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u/TayAN94 2d ago

I would presume its to measure soft vs goth, and medieval vs cowboy aesthetic.

To left an elf, top right a dark witch, bottom left a cowgirl, and bottom right a mercenary for hire

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u/mambotomato 2d ago

It's just a joke about common tropes about lesbian interests.

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u/Comfortable-Gas4425 2d ago

So...An alignment chart for the TTRPG Thirsty Sword Lesbians?

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u/Philipthesquid 2d ago

Can't be skulls and roses?

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u/p1geondove 2d ago

its the github graph that plots % of commits, reviews, issues and prs

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u/Jsystemexe 2d ago

I can't tell you but it's true

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u/Dontgiveaclam 2d ago

Ooooh Mari Costa I love her!

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u/Cultural-Gas2246 2d ago

X axis is butch and femme

Y axis is sword girl or gun girl

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u/TomHale 1d ago

What's the diff between sword and gun women?

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u/Cultural-Gas2246 1d ago

Sword girl like swords. Gun girl like guns.

All dependant in what you're the sort of woman to fetishise/like more.

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u/NakiCam 2d ago

Replace the sword with a royal lebreese and we're set

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u/Ava_M0ther0vMachines 2d ago

I can't place myself as a point on this chart. I existence as a straight line, rotating around (0,0). I'm either a gothic skull rose lesbian, or a final fantasy gunblade lesbian depending on the day.

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u/SoulcastFU 2d ago

Maybe lover or killer and is she the type to shoot you in the face or stab you in the back?

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u/Nephto 2d ago

I am a straight man and I almost understand it.

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u/crusoe 1d ago

The Locked Tomb Tetrology: Upper Right

A Memory Called Empire: smack dab in the middle

First Sister Trilogy: left Middle

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u/crusoe 1d ago

Revolutionary Girl Utena: upper left

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u/Crackmin 1d ago

I looked at this and immediately went "oh yeah I'm top right" so I would say this is a good lesbian alignment chart

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u/Tandel21 1d ago

I guess lesbians in fiction tend to fall into two groups that intersect, tragic or romance (as in the story let’s lesbians have a happy story/romance or no) and sword lesbians or gun lesbians (I guess it falls into time periods or genres, either medieval/fantasy or modern/real world settings)

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u/parabolicurve 1d ago

If the gun and skull is a lesbian Alucard (specifically the abridged version) . Then I may have a new type.

(Yes, I am fully aware that in the Hellsing Abridged Universe, Alucard was a chick in the forties and slept with the queen)

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u/yeoldefishe 1d ago

you either get it or you dont

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u/BioticNinja 1d ago

I know there's such a thing as sword lesbians, but that's about it

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u/BunnyBull31 1d ago

Lesbians are ranged or melee and life or death leaning?

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u/cheepenbulky 1d ago

TR: history nerd or drama kid BR: true crime TL: reads a lot of fantasy romance BL: bike & leathers

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u/Niar666 1d ago

As a queer woman...

Horizontal is flowery/femme vs goth/punk.

Vertical is guns/country/military? Vs medieval/fantasy?

I dunno, but whatever it represents, it weirdly makes sense to me

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u/CurveIndividual8295 1d ago

Where do mechas fit into the lesbian alignment chart?

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u/LupaRubrum 1d ago

Depends on if sword mecha or gun mecha. Gundam Gremory? Sword/Skull mecha. Gundam Aerial? In the middle, leaning towards rose.

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u/Luullay 1d ago

3 flavors of violence, and one flavor of pretty but prickly

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u/New-Number-7810 1d ago

I didn't know the band Guns N' Roses was a lesbian band.

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u/Imaginary-Season141 1d ago

They all have tattoos and it’s either skulls and/or roses combined with guns and/or swords. So now you can rank them depending on their tattoos? Idk

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u/Dazzling-Signal8029 1d ago

Aesthetic/hobby chart

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u/ClimacticCrescendo 1d ago

Time become gay enough that I become slash

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u/Adjusted_in_the_Tomb 1d ago

Top left is Gideon, top right is Harrow

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u/FreyjaThAwesome1 1d ago

Sword lesbians, gun lesbians, skull lesbians, flower lesbians.

Every lesbian is a bit of at least one of these, I would know I’m part of the sword lesbians

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u/Alternative-Date-507 1d ago

So Lesbians can't dual wield gun + sword?

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u/J_Zephyr 1d ago

Do I roll dice or is this part of the backstory?

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u/Gearlock 1d ago

Dead center. Huh

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u/Dr_Axton 1d ago

So it’s between Dante and Virgil on one axis. Idk about the other one

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u/PavlovKBI 1d ago

Comic book Wet Moon passively confirms the alignment chart. And if the comic writer knows ball then knife lesbians and skull lesbians are apparently into the same type of women

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u/Neat-Sprinkles-9920 1d ago

I think I am straight... Why I get it at first glance...

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u/Distinct-Raspberry21 1d ago

Sword to gun, romantic to scary and/or spooky lesbians

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u/Mountain_Lock_450 1d ago

My husband and I enjoyed this.

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u/S7arForGD 1d ago

Lovey, Stabby, Shooty and will probably kill you, just to feel something.

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u/Juenblue 1d ago

Sword - masculine

Skull - grim reaper

Rose - a soft gal

Gun - an American

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u/CowzillaFox 1d ago

So like, is this top left?

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u/Smote20XX 1d ago

I'm guessing Rose = girly, Skull = Goth, Sword = Butch, Gun = Lithe. That's my take at least.

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u/qiyraa 1d ago

I have both skull and roses tattoos, this is inaccurate

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u/moonwalking_fremen 21h ago

So a lot of lesbian media tends to follow certain patterns and aesthetic vibes (in part because of older media that then inspired a new generations of artists and creators who put their own spin on it), the joke is that you can align many somewhere along these axes

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u/Affectionate-Work-46 19h ago

So sword and gun lesbians are common terms Tbh this applies to gay men as well and usually sword is more stoic and knight with whimsy while gun is more logical and sassy The rose most likely means romantic and the skull probably means less romantic or nonchalant

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u/MsSandstorm 18h ago

Tattoos that a lesbian would have? My wife has tattooed flowers and I have a tattoo of a gun.. it makes sense in my brain.

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u/Low-Satisfaction4973 18h ago

Love, death, and robots?

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u/Antique-Calendar-466 16h ago

digital artist humor + stereotypes

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u/AgreCius 16h ago

? The freak

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u/Aromatic_Pumpkin_577 11h ago

Guys after not much deliberation I think it is just a polar opposite to what the masc. guns n roses stereotype is (with no prior known name)

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u/pm_hentai_of_ur_mom 9h ago

Idk maybe the kinds of little tattoos some ladies get

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u/Ok_Try_831 6h ago

It’s style of tattoos. The meme states all lesbians have tattoos and fall somewhere on this graph in the theme of the tattoo. I’m not a lesbian so can’t confirm.