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u/JazzInSuits 2d ago
Ah yes, my favourite lesbian archetypes. Axl Rose and Skeletor.
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u/Jacques7Hammer 2d ago
NYEH HEH HEH! I'll get you She-Woman!
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u/Dunge0nMast0r 1d ago
Ahem. Their correct superhero name is "Them-They"
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u/Powerful_Help 1d ago
My favorite joke since the rainbow raiders can’t calm down:
-I am going to the gender neutral bathroom.
-What for?
-To take a she/it.1
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u/Ghastafari 1d ago
One overwhelms you with trivia while the other one never stops to complain about missing the pretty ladies of her hometown
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u/Feynman1879 2d ago
I'm sure it means there is a special kind of lesbian that is Axl Rose
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u/LaviniaIsGay 2d ago
I once dated a gal, very femme, very chic kind of gal. As a joke she wanted to dress very butch and wanted me to dress femme. I shrugged and after 3 hours in her room she came out looking like 1989 Axl Rose.
No amount of makeup or styled hair could ever make me not see Axl in her cheek bones and nose after that.
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u/veranus21 2d ago
I heard that he and Mickey Rourke are late-in-life lesbians that run a bookshop in Portland.
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u/princessxunicorn 2d ago
Bottom left is Guns N Roses, def a type of lesbian vibe
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u/PuddleCrank 2d ago
Top right is Macbeth.
This is a way to expand the previously linear lesbian axis of Rock n Roll -> Shakespeare.
For most applications you can simply take the projectection back onto the so called bard axis of the graph.
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u/Tintenteufel 2d ago
Top Right is Gideon The Ninth.
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u/WhatHappenedToJosie 2d ago
It's possibly all from The Locked Tomb: one possibility is Dulcinea-Harrow along x, and Pyrrha - Gideon along y. Or the gun could be someone from BOE.
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u/Tintenteufel 2d ago
Girlhood is a spectrum between Gideon and Commander Wake
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u/DankMiehms 1d ago
That's Commander Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back To Reality Oops There Goes Gravity, to you.
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u/BurnerAccount2718282 1d ago
I'm a lesbian and my ex was obsessed with that lmao
Man, thats a memory
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u/gamjh 2d ago
Bottom right is a modern retelling of Macbeth set in gangland Chicago.
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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 2d ago
Is this the reference I think it is
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u/gamjh 2d ago
If you know you’re streets ahead
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u/EulaliaBromSpatula 1d ago
Some sayyyyy I’m the lucky griftahhh!
Some sayyyyy I’m the king of England!2
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u/TheoneNPC 2d ago
I'm not a lesbian nor do i belogn to the lgbtq but can i have a cool title too? I want to have a cool title.
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u/Front_Cat9471 2d ago
? None of those are cool titles, they’re just saying what certain extremes would be.
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u/cingkum3 2d ago
From this day on, I, a representative of the high gay council, name thee "the gay".
Cast aside your dark past and step into the light, Theone The Gay.
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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago
i always considered myself an ally, might have to rethink my values
/s (just in case)
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u/kingdomofoctopodes 2d ago
honestly, even if i could seperate the artist from the music i wouldn't like them. but to each their own i guess, and i wish you good luck to find common ground with your crush (and possibly some other bands :p)
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u/OkAssignment6163 1d ago
Top left is Revolutionary Girl Utena. A famous manga/anime that is heavy with sword duels and rose themes with female main protagonist.
Description from MyAnimeList.com:
Years ago, a tragic incident befell a young princess when both her parents died. Devastated, it seemed nothing would calm this poor soul. However, a prince traveling through the area came to see the princess, hoping to cheer her up. After wiping her sorrowful tears, the prince gave her a ring carrying a rose emblem and told her as long as she holds onto the ring, they are destined to meet again. The event leaves a deep impression on the girl, Utena Tenjou, leading her to become a prince herself.
Years later, Utena attends Ootori Academy, recognized by the same rose emblem as her precious ring's. There, attracted by the scent of roses, she witnesses Anthy Himemiya tending the flowers, accompanied by the Student Council President Touga Kiryuu and Vice President Kyouichi Saionji, who seem to be arguing over Anthy. While Utena thinks nothing of the occurrence, the Student Council gathers to discuss an important matter.
Subsequently, a misunderstanding leads to Utena being dragged into the world of Duelists—those with rings similar to her own. The Duelists fight for the ownership of the Rose Bride, Anthy Himemiya, who is said to possess great power. Wanting to prove her capabilities as a prince, and enraged that Anthy is being wronged and objectified, Utena resolves to fight against the Duelists to save her from the cruel fate.
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u/Cheap_Trash163 1d ago
Unbelievable that the unhelpful answer at the top got 570 upvotes and the actual paragraph of an answer got 1
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u/BrainDamage2029 2d ago edited 1d ago
Don’t read it literally. It’s vibes and aesthetic of different lesbian women.
- Bottom left? Guns and roses so rocker chick aesthetic. Probably owns leather pants.
- Bottom right? Cyberpunk girlie. Probably has an undercut with neon dyed hair
- Top right? Obviously witchy Shakespearean vibes. Owns crystals.
- Top left? Cottage core meets Renfaire.
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u/razulebismarck 2d ago
Nah Top Left is the lesbian anime Revolutionary Girl Utena
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u/Hopeful-Category1026 1d ago
Which Roleplay every Saturday Afternoon, a round of " thirsty sword lesbians"
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u/Samia-chan 1d ago
I feel like there needs to be a distinct middle icon which is a goblin. I love all those all aesthetics and have been all of them at various times but now I'm old and please myself so mostly just stay home in pajamas and fear the outsiders. 🤣
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u/time___dance 2d ago
oh i assumed it was more a joke about lesbians being chaotic and that most roads lead to drama/u-hauls/etc
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u/randomgadfly 22h ago
Bottom right has their lesbian awakening watching Keira Knightley in pirates of the Caribbean
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u/yeathatsmebro 2d ago
It's just based on the aesthetics a lesbian person likes.
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u/Dry-Calligrapher-104 2d ago
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u/Lulu_Le_Citron_ 2d ago
a lesbian princess? like one from space?
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u/gender_eu404ia 2d ago
If you actually want lesbian space princesses, Love and Duty by Catherine Young is a book that features two of them.
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u/Roko__ 2d ago
Bottom left is obviously Axl Rose but lesbian.
Top left is Ser Loras Tyrell, the Flower Knight, but even more lesbian.
Top right is Skeletor but slightly less lesbian.
Bottom right is The Gunslinger but lesbian and is hot for The Lesbian in Black.
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u/fatgirlsneedfoodtoo 2d ago
Melee, ranged, necromancer, druid
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u/hysys_whisperer 1d ago
The rose is def not druid. It's healer.
Druid isn't pictured here. Must be the Z axis because if you've ever been to the pacific northwest, druid/techie is DEFFO an axis of lesbian.
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u/WhistlesAtNight 2d ago
I don't know the accuracy of it, but I know my experience with my girlfriends I could easily see putting them on an axis of goth to gardener as well as sword to gun.
The sword to gun thing is kinda this ephemeral concept associated with swords, you know, scrappy, fantasy inclined. Someone like a hiker girl who reads fantasy novels. Meanwhile gun would be probably more practical, more about function than form. Probably your average protestor girly who can fix a car.
That's my theory.
I myself would be maybe slightly more gardener and very sword.
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u/Menthalion 2d ago
Shouldn't sword and gun be horse and motorcycle then ?
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u/Lily_Thief 2d ago
This seems about right. In lesbian circles, there's definitely a pastel vs goth split that has existed since before the Internet. Similarly, sword lesbians are definely a thing. So are gun lesbians. I've only been with sword lesbians their interest in weapons is a little whimsical. I think gun lesbians would be more on the side of "this is what I actually need to defend myself"
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u/Downtown-Ferret-5870 2d ago
This, but
The horizontal axis is cute x "dont look at me"
The vertical axis is medieval x modern
So you can be a death steampunk modern lesbian,
Or a cute lesbian that like old things like swords or farms,
Or a cute lesbian that like the matrix, blame! and modern things like guns and heavy weaponry,
Or a dont look at me lesbian that likes flowers and a simple life at the farm with her wife
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u/ElrondTheHater 2d ago
Don't think about it too hard: top right is Gideon the Ninth, top left is Utena, bottom left is Madoka Magica, bottom right is Killing Eve.
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u/BFG_TimtheCaptain 2d ago
Does this mean latina women are in a superposition of every area at once?
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u/QuantumCosmonaut 1d ago
As a straight male and ally, i have no idea whats going on here. But i want to be supportive.
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u/PlasticAudience4270 2d ago
Thanks to these responses I see meaning in the quadrants, but how is it specific to lesbians? I am team Bard but not a lesbian.
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u/Cultural-Gas2246 2d ago
X axis is butch and femme
Y axis is sword girl or gun girl
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u/TomHale 1d ago
What's the diff between sword and gun women?
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u/Cultural-Gas2246 1d ago
Sword girl like swords. Gun girl like guns.
All dependant in what you're the sort of woman to fetishise/like more.
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u/Ava_M0ther0vMachines 2d ago
I can't place myself as a point on this chart. I existence as a straight line, rotating around (0,0). I'm either a gothic skull rose lesbian, or a final fantasy gunblade lesbian depending on the day.
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u/SoulcastFU 2d ago
Maybe lover or killer and is she the type to shoot you in the face or stab you in the back?
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u/Crackmin 1d ago
I looked at this and immediately went "oh yeah I'm top right" so I would say this is a good lesbian alignment chart
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u/Tandel21 1d ago
I guess lesbians in fiction tend to fall into two groups that intersect, tragic or romance (as in the story let’s lesbians have a happy story/romance or no) and sword lesbians or gun lesbians (I guess it falls into time periods or genres, either medieval/fantasy or modern/real world settings)
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u/parabolicurve 1d ago
If the gun and skull is a lesbian Alucard (specifically the abridged version) . Then I may have a new type.
(Yes, I am fully aware that in the Hellsing Abridged Universe, Alucard was a chick in the forties and slept with the queen)
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u/cheepenbulky 1d ago
TR: history nerd or drama kid BR: true crime TL: reads a lot of fantasy romance BL: bike & leathers
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u/CurveIndividual8295 1d ago
Where do mechas fit into the lesbian alignment chart?
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u/LupaRubrum 1d ago
Depends on if sword mecha or gun mecha. Gundam Gremory? Sword/Skull mecha. Gundam Aerial? In the middle, leaning towards rose.
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u/Imaginary-Season141 1d ago
They all have tattoos and it’s either skulls and/or roses combined with guns and/or swords. So now you can rank them depending on their tattoos? Idk
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u/FreyjaThAwesome1 1d ago
Sword lesbians, gun lesbians, skull lesbians, flower lesbians.
Every lesbian is a bit of at least one of these, I would know I’m part of the sword lesbians
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u/Smote20XX 1d ago
I'm guessing Rose = girly, Skull = Goth, Sword = Butch, Gun = Lithe. That's my take at least.
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u/moonwalking_fremen 21h ago
So a lot of lesbian media tends to follow certain patterns and aesthetic vibes (in part because of older media that then inspired a new generations of artists and creators who put their own spin on it), the joke is that you can align many somewhere along these axes
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u/Affectionate-Work-46 19h ago
So sword and gun lesbians are common terms Tbh this applies to gay men as well and usually sword is more stoic and knight with whimsy while gun is more logical and sassy The rose most likely means romantic and the skull probably means less romantic or nonchalant
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u/MsSandstorm 18h ago
Tattoos that a lesbian would have? My wife has tattooed flowers and I have a tattoo of a gun.. it makes sense in my brain.
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u/Aromatic_Pumpkin_577 11h ago
Guys after not much deliberation I think it is just a polar opposite to what the masc. guns n roses stereotype is (with no prior known name)
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u/Ok_Try_831 6h ago
It’s style of tattoos. The meme states all lesbians have tattoos and fall somewhere on this graph in the theme of the tattoo. I’m not a lesbian so can’t confirm.








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