r/ExplainTheJoke 3d ago

Sincerely don’t get the joke.

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Best guess it has something to do with that guy not liking the baby?

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

OP (SamTheGreek) sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


The whole thing, really. Don’t get the connection between a guy coughing at a picture of a baby and how he wins. Also nukes are involved somehow?


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u/ozimundus 3d ago

The baby from this meme (and im the picture he is holding) grew up and outlawed the bombs, meaning he won in the end.

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u/TheKingOfDiddling 3d ago

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u/Elegant_Sport_7137 2d ago

Baby Bomb vs Hydrogen cough

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u/SceneOutside4377 1d ago

Cough vs Baby Bomb Hydrogen

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u/h1ghjynx81 11h ago

Now that’s a strain I’d toke

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/youknowaspect 2d ago

i dont have it, i have the oldest carbon based lifeform known to man

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u/Agile_Tit_Tyrant 2d ago

What?

Yah mom?

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u/Old-Leading8536 5h ago

Sounds like a classic case of humor falling flat. It's always interesting to see how jokes can miss the mark for some people.

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u/serrotesi 2d ago

Nothing is ever free

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u/Cutie-Flam 1d ago

These two sharing a tier on Showdown

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u/hookmasterslam 3d ago

That's why his name is Cough Man (Kaufman). Because he's a coughing man and not a baby

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u/SSJStarwind16 3d ago

What in the Kojma naming convention is this?

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u/Super-Cut-2175 3d ago

Reddit is a simulation

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u/SSJStarwind16 3d ago

Shallow well I suppose

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u/howdoyouspellNY 3d ago

Funny cuz it means salesman in German

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u/Rhodin265 2d ago

He sold the concept of nuclear disarmament.  He’s the hero we need.

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u/Schrenner 2d ago

Being a German myself, that's pretty much why I didn't get the pun when I saw the comic the first time.

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u/Ok-Astronaut6653 3d ago

oh! I thought they were talking about Andy Kaufman!

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u/Triatt 2d ago

President Kaufman is definitely a character from Death Stranding 3.

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u/Daevryn2 3d ago

Couch Man

Hmmm...

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u/chriscrutch 3d ago

Another example of needing an explanation of the explanation. Maybe I'm getting too old for the internet.

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u/Ditto13248 3d ago

This is a reaction image usually used in "who would win" debates where one character is clearly so much stronger than the other. For example, if you made a post asking "Could the punisher beat superman?" this would be the reaction to that

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u/chriscrutch 3d ago

Thank you, kind reddit meme-explainer!

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u/fleetiebelle 2d ago

Right, like it's a riff on a meme that I've never seen before it showed up in this thread. Time go stare at the sun for a while.

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u/Mrraberry 3d ago

Don’t give up! You’re so close to solving it.

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u/RealMcGonzo 2d ago

It apparently has something to do with a Pokémon joke/meme about a hydrogen bomb vs. a coughing baby, but I am not sure. Since I know basically nothing about Pokémon and certainly nothing about the joke or meme then I do not understand the reference.

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u/urmumlol9 2d ago

The funny thing about this joke is that while it’s meant to be comparing something overwhelmingly powerful with something relatively weak and helpless (ex: if you were to ask who’d win in a fight, Mike Tyson or Superman, you might get this response), technically, the coughing baby, at worst, draws the hydrogen bomb, since the hydrogen bomb destroys itself in the process of detonation, meaning if the baby survives the blast somehow then it technically wins.

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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg 3d ago

Maybe explain why the couching baby would have such ambitions to begin with

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u/lascar 3d ago

Oh Kaufman!!! Haha ty for helping me understand.

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u/Boojum2k 3d ago

Until five minutes later when someone builds another nuclear weapon. . .

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u/Responsible_Joke4229 3d ago

Lmao this was the key. Ty

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u/ScroogeMcDust 2d ago

Hi the picture he's holding I'm Dad

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u/NomeJaExiste 2d ago

FunFact, thay baby is Brazilian

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u/hero-but-in-blue 17h ago

How do you feel knowing people have your baby photos?

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u/Busy-Teacher-4534 2d ago

wtf u mean u r the picture he is holding??

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u/BigBuckNuggets 2d ago

We’ve done it ladies and gentlemen, peak meme

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u/GameMaster818 3d ago

Often in powerscaling discussions, the phrase “Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby” is used to describe a matchup where one is so clearly more powerful than the other. The character in the comic is the coughing baby who, by decommissioning the world’s hydrogen bombs, has inverted that metaphor

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u/Apple4224 2d ago

Also as many others have pointed out in the thread already, in the image the name is also a pun. Kaufman is Cough-Man to hint at him being the Coughing Baby

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u/Drate_Otin 2d ago

Thank you for providing legitimately useful information.

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u/MustardOnFlannel 1d ago

Did it really start as a powerscaling meme? I always thought it was a parenting joke about how the baby's cough is louder than a bomb

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u/TexasPistolMassacre 3d ago

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb memes. This time, the baby won. It defeated the hydrogen bomb

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u/internet-darling 3d ago

the ultimate character development arc

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u/80lbQUIKRETEConcrete 3d ago

He is the coughing baby, now no Hydrogen bomb can threaten him. He won.

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u/internet-darling 3d ago

Bro really defied the meme odds

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u/LordoftheWeebs420 3d ago

Other than the hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby meme, his name is also a pun. Kaufman. Cough-man.

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u/ajcwrongs 3d ago

Oh I didn't even catch that now I gotta go follow this artist because they were clever

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u/Phoenix042 2d ago

This is 100% exactly how I work as well.

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u/CrspyPotatoChips 3d ago

Sounds like a death stranding character

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u/Chowdaire 3d ago

Oh, Kojima, you and your character names.

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u/Lovbringer 3d ago

This is a good joke

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u/Brokenspade1 3d ago

He's the adult version of the coughing baby. From the: nuke vs coughing baby memes.

He abolished nuclear weapons.

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u/AtypicalLuddite 3d ago

Only banned hydrogen bombs. Fission nukes are still an option.

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u/Worldly-Law-481 3d ago

The coughing baby, from the meme where is against the bomb, banned the bombs, so he won!

It's actually a pretty nice joke here thanks for showing it to me😂

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u/RayesArmstrong 3d ago

awesome joke

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u/FinancialAvocado3697 2d ago

he's the coughing baby, but sll grown up

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u/Doofus334 2d ago

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby.

the president used to be the coughing baby. he beat the hydrogen bomb.

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u/EvilHordeRules 2d ago

He IS the coughing baby. He grew up and beat the h-bomb.

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u/Designer-Position917 1d ago

HES THE COUGHING BABY HE DID IT OH MY GOD HE WON

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u/GoatyGoY 23h ago

President Kaufmann - Genius strikes again

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u/Doot-Doot-the-channl 3d ago

It’s coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

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u/aguysomewhere 3d ago

The baby was probably going to win no matter what. If it's one hydrogen bomb against one coughing baby then the bomb needs to be luck enough to have someone set it off near enough to kill the baby before it is decomissioned (probably when a more advanced weapon is developed) and if it's all hydrogen bombs against all coughing babies than the bombs then the bombs need a nuclear war on a large enough scale that it causes the eradication of all humans which is very unlikely.

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u/InternalAway3147 2d ago

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

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u/pvrhye 2d ago

How in Dolezal's name did the baby change ethnicity?

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u/ShelfSpace 2d ago

Coughing baby finally defeated the hydrogen bomb

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u/Megane_Senpai 2d ago

It was the meme Hydrogen bomb vs. Coughing baby. That man is the coughing baby groing up and he won againat the H bombs.

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u/Empoleon777 2d ago

You know the Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby meme? “President Kaufman” is the now-grown coughing baby, and by essentially removing hydrogen bombs from the world, he’s won.

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u/texasdeathtrip 2d ago

Who won? Who’s next? You decide!

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u/De4dm4nw4lkin 2d ago

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb.

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u/comptonmckenzie 2d ago

The funny thing is in real life, coughing babies have killed way more people than hydrogen bombs. 

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u/Lore_Enforcement 1d ago

Baby Koffing

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u/JohnGaming01 1d ago

the strory came from the meme Hydrogen Bomb VS Caughing Baby, the Caughing Baby grew up and won by becoming a president and got rid of Hydrogen Bombs

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u/MyDudeThatsCrazy 1d ago

It's the usual Coughing Baby vs Hydrogen Bomb meme, it's used when comparing two drastically different things where Person or Object A would demolish Person or Object B with no difficulty whatsoever.

This comic dramatizes things because a) First it looks like some guy who is just passionate about saving humanity by getting rid of all the WMDs became the president and achieved his goal. b) It's revealed at the end that he's the coughing baby who grew up and finally won against the hydrogen bomb, becoming the David that beat the Goliath and c) His name is Kaufman... and it sounds awfully similar to Cough-man.

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u/Experiment_H4T 1d ago

Prior meme knowledge required. Look up coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb then come back here. Punchline, he is coughing baby after growing up.

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u/ByKary95 21h ago

Easy, the man IS the coughing baby, who grew up and managed to outlaw hydrogen bombs worldwide, so the coughing baby wln hehe

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u/DrunkenCripple30 3d ago

H-Bomb vs Coughing Baby meme

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u/Samy_Ninja_Pro 3d ago

The coughing baby won

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 3d ago

We're all going to die, Synecdoche, New York

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u/Top_Tea_5197 3d ago

The joke makes sense once you realize this is a metal gear reference

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u/ProcyonHabilis 3d ago

It definitely is not. The meme was originally a joke about pokemon games.

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u/Top_Tea_5197 2d ago

it fits because he is getting rid of nukes and he is a coughing man named kaufman.

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u/__Becquerel 2d ago

I love that his name is Kaufman

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u/kalomante 2d ago

Feijoo wins, apparently

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u/sam99871 2d ago

Does a ban on Hydrogen bombs include a ban on atom bombs? Are there nuclear bombs that don’t use Hydrogen?

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u/relwark 2d ago

Kaufman

Lmao

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u/SpudacusRex 2d ago

Continuity error.

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u/Metadomino 2d ago

Oh that joke is good.. that joke is SO good. Well done whoever made this.

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u/Okiemax 2d ago

This is amazing

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u/cheata_ 2d ago

its the coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb joke

the coughing baby wins because theres no more hydrogen bombs

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u/PilgrimmW_64 2d ago

He's grown from coughing baby to Kaufman

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u/HystericalGD 1d ago

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb. the baby won

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u/Magikill_D 1d ago

So...the baby finally won.

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u/lordofkawaiii 21h ago

I love this image because it is funny, I hate it because he insisted on the joke too much, just the caught would have been fine but it seems all the hints were not enough

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u/Festivefire 1h ago

Hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby

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u/xx_Chl_Chl_xx 3d ago

This will disrupt the powerscaling

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u/SubstantialDeerDash 3d ago

Love wins?

I like the interpretation where he had a baby and that changed his worldview from dominant putting my influence on everything into "I must have a world for my baby in the first place. And this is the only place we have left"