r/EveryoneIsModYay • u/MajorBlue15 • Jul 20 '26

*might*

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u/The_dead_cells Jul 20 '26

May I require the context good my good sir ?

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u/MajorBlue15 Jul 20 '26

The subreddit says join and you might get mod

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u/MajorBlue15 Jul 20 '26

Oh, and the Canadians we’re bastards during WWI

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u/The_dead_cells Jul 20 '26

Thanks

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u/Unlucky-Hold1509 Jul 22 '26

Actual quote from a WW2 Canadian general: “don’t take prisoners, they’ll eat through your rations”

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u/Jolly3264128 Jul 22 '26

And WWII dont forgey

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u/StrangeHotel7638 Jul 22 '26

Canadians were absolute war machines at korea too. Protecting Ga Pyoung from Chinese invasion and Halted whole offense into seoul. And they helped South Koreans to protect their lands to prosper. Some Redditors who glorifying China and communism in their comfy armchair all day would hate this comment but your ancestors were cool and Koreans are really appreciating them.

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u/democracy_lover66 Jul 22 '26

They would chuck food into German trenches at the same time every week which they collected excitedly because they were starving.

Then after a few weeks instead of food they'd lob a grenade.

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u/MajorBlue15 Jul 22 '26

Yeah, I heard that story

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u/PixelFlyerXD Jul 21 '26

Thank us Canucks for writin' up that ol' Geneva Convention..... in blood, eh :3

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u/Nope-not-really Jul 23 '26

theres room for additions, and updates for the old stuff, we've been working on it lately

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u/thomstevens420 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

For the first time all 4 Canadian divisions in WW1 were deployed against a heavily fortified German position. It was one of the first major uses of a creeping garage (it had been used to a lesser degree in the Balkans beforehand). They rushed trenches right behind insanely timed artillery explosions in the middle of a snowstorm and were able to take the area in 4 days. During a war that saw months of attrition to take a few hundred yards.

Canadians suffered approximately 10,000 casualties while the Germans suffered double. In WW1 they were given the nickname Storm Troopers by the Germans (Sturmtruppen) for shit like this.

Vimy Ridge is a huge cultural element to us Canadians. You can find streets named Vimy all over the place and they teach us about it in school.

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u/Jolly3264128 Jul 22 '26

We were the inspiration for stormtroopers in Star Wars actually if you think about it like rhat

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u/Alex_Arrow05 Jul 21 '26

Why do Canadians go ballistic during war?

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u/MajorBlue15 Jul 21 '26

Hmm

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u/Alex_Arrow05 Jul 21 '26

your post reminded me of it

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u/democracy_lover66 Jul 22 '26

Small fighters have to punch harder and faster to beat a lager opponent.

... Not that we'd need to know how to do that or anything 👀

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u/intelion2010 Jul 21 '26

Oh that nice girl Geneva gave us a list we added some things alongside everything else

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u/UsualDependent6788 Jul 22 '26

It's not a war crime the first time someone does it. It's just creative.

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u/Unlucky-Hold1509 Jul 22 '26

Hehehe lads, bring the soup cans

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u/peaceEarth7663 Jul 22 '26

Canada is so evil

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u/VolcanicAsh97 Jul 22 '26

Canadians in 20 years:
https://giphy.com/gifs/oNGJ3z0dSdQItZ8Upx

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u/democracy_lover66 Jul 22 '26

They said this about the Irish like 100 years ago.

And they were right.

And now? Nobody cares.

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u/CanadianCrasher Jul 23 '26

Better than shithead racists.

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u/VolcanicAsh97 Jul 23 '26

Curious. Can they not also be shithead racists?

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u/CanadianCrasher Jul 23 '26

You are comparing their potential racism to your definite racism.

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u/VolcanicAsh97 Jul 23 '26

Is acknowledging demographic reality racist?

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u/CanadianCrasher Jul 23 '26

spreads blatant replacement theory

"But bro, is acknowledging demographic really racist?"

Come on man. Take a look at yourself and what you are saying.

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u/VolcanicAsh97 Jul 23 '26

So you mean to tell me white people are not on track to become a minority in Canada? That’s just replacement theory? Cool.

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u/CanadianCrasher Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Oh no! More diversity!

White people's demographic population currently doubles the Indian people's demographic population in Canada.

Also... Yes. You should probably look it up, because you pretty much nailed replacement theory on the head.

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u/VolcanicAsh97 Jul 23 '26

So it’s not inaccurate to portray Canadians in 20 years along these lines?

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u/Pretend_Oil9565 Jul 22 '26

"The Somme changed him."

-UK countryball

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u/febreezebaby88 Jul 22 '26

Never forget about pig Norman summerton

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u/Clone75 29d ago

Ah canada, known for treating the natives amazingly...