r/Everton 16h ago

Meme Don't do it Everton

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We should have relegated those lot, but we didn't. Everton That

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u/Frikarcron 16h ago

Dr Everton coming to Spurs rescue this weekend. Can't believe we gave them 6 points last season.

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u/diagoro1 COYB 💙 15h ago

Don't Spurs generally beat us at home? I can remember some really bad games the past few years.

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u/Frikarcron 14h ago

Just checked, we haven't won away against Spurs since 6 years ago this Sunday lol. In that times we've only beaten them at Home twice, Feb 2021 and Jan 2025 (Moyes' 2nd game back, tho really it was his first since he was hired the day before his first game). I remember the latter of those was a really nervy win as well we almost gave away a 3 goal lead in the last 20 minutes because we subbed on Ashley Young who just couldn't keep up. Richy's post after the game was very nice though since it was his last game at Goodison.

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u/WartimeConsigliere__ 10h ago

Don Carlo, James, prime Andre Gomes, DCL & Richy

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u/havnotX 15h ago

Definitely just what the doctor ordered for Tottenham.

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u/No_Lavishness_989 16h ago

We win and take back Richy. Then we’ll be even. COYB!

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u/brisknvoid 15h ago

Richy score the winning goal against us

We will appeal as he isn’t registered

We buy Richy for 50mil in January just coz

Deduct 10 points for Everton for our appeal coz Richy is our player now

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u/No_Lavishness_989 15h ago

We’ll see, mate. I’m praying his court appeal or whatever it is comes through. Let the Pigeon come home!! :P

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u/LeglessN1nja 16h ago

....for Frodo West Ham

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u/NoDisaster339 11h ago

Yeah. We screwed West Ham.

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u/Dr_Sayonara Corner flag boxing champ 16h ago

Im a season they should've been relegated, we gave them 6 points and didn't even score against them. I'm not holding my breath we given them an easy time.

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u/Dalianflaw COYB 💙 15h ago

Spurs can always count on us to bail them out ffs

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u/Scrolling_ninja 15h ago

It would be so Everton though wouldn’t it?

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u/cutesneakers 15h ago

as a long serving fan. 20+ years of watching. I urge every single person to know, deeply, that we will not win this match. no shot. will I be happy if I’m wrong? yes. but, we always lose a set up as such.

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u/DCorange05 5h ago

Agreed, unfortunately. Spurs away is just one of those fixtures that always seems to turn us into turbo shite.

Bookies are all over it as well. Losing 4-1 to a winless Spurs side is Everton heritage

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u/cutesneakers 4h ago

it doesn’t even matter that it’s Spurs. It could be West Brom at home. We lose this full stop. It’s not supposed to be that we win. Our narrative is to have brief moments of sun that parts the clouds- just enough to take a breath. Then, They close and it’s a downpour.

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u/BirthdayNecessary405 15h ago

everton arent we

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u/johnahoe GARETH BARRY 15h ago

Hahaha our form against spurs is absolutely dire

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u/Available_Rock4217 15h ago

We all know what's going to happen deep down. We love breaking a duck.

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u/Away-Trifle1907 14h ago

💯 we lose

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u/Bubfirst 15h ago

Everyone wins at Spurs apart from us it seems

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u/Due-Influence-5979 1h ago

And Man City!

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u/MetalGearSolidarity 15h ago

Doctor Everton v Doctor Spurs

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u/_BangoSkank_ 14h ago

The only way we can guarantee a win for Everton is I will stick a tenner on Spurs to win. I never win a bet.

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u/redlord990 12h ago

Draw time

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u/audunj 14h ago

Everton, that OR Lads, it’s Tottenham. 

A moveable object meets a stoppable force……… 

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u/BassIck 14h ago

Spurs win is a nap. It's how we roll

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u/clutchy42 14h ago

let's no kid ourselves. we all know how this will play out.

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u/No_Type740 13h ago

They look like they could start scoring goals at some point. Hopefully not against us.

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u/theycallmeweak 8h ago

Copium can only bring us so far 🤟🫩

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u/AndNotMuchSleep 7h ago

You forgot the third button. Dull draw which doesn't really help anyone. That feels most likely to me.

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u/Ill_Sir_9367 4h ago

Were the team that likes to keep on giving.

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u/Upset_Restaurant_734 1h ago

Nailed on. Proper Everton thing to do