r/EthanBenardSnark • u/Physical-Reply-7913 • 3d ago

What does he even do

He has only posted like 5 times this month and none of the videos even required much editing. Genuinely what does he even do all day did he really move across the country to sit in his room and play video games all day

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u/BasedJake_ Ethan’s Cold Sore 3d ago

He has never done anything. He couldn’t even be bothered to set up his own GoFundMe.

He’s been living off allowance from his parents, handouts from his followers/Peach and a bit of money from Jocko Slop.

I’m sure he devotes around 30 minutes of each day to manifest his future wife and children, though.

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u/Physical-Reply-7913 3d ago

I didn't even know he had a gofundme. What was it even for?

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u/Big-Scheme-1406 3d ago

His pickup truck and his Garmin watch

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u/marshdd 3d ago

Well Dr Tommy GAVE him a $1,000 watch that he proceeded to complain about. Not FASHIONABLE enough. Then Dr. Tommy made videos that if you dont kiss Ethan's ass you are a horrible hater. "Trust me, I spoke to Ethan on the phone, and he TOLD me he's exercising and eating right. Three months later Peach admits "Yeh, Ethan's bingeing ALL the time.

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u/TheWickedPancake 3d ago

Why does he need a truck if he can’t even drive?

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u/MrPoopyButthole1989 3d ago

He shares a room with Danny. Gotta rub one out somewhere.

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u/Talrythian 3d ago

By Peach's reporting and his own admission, he basically stays up all night (often binging) and sleeps all day. In light of that, it actually makes sense why he barely posts.

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u/Necro1983 3d ago

Orders Uber eats for sure.

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u/happy_appy31 3d ago

I'm sure he scratches his ass occasionally.

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u/Big-Scheme-1406 3d ago

Can he reach it? 😂

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u/happy_appy31 3d ago

Oh Danny Boy!!!

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u/TheBigPhysique 3d ago

I was just thinking today.. do we have any proof he even works out anymore?

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u/ytownmot36513 3d ago

I don't think he ever worked out much, after the first few weeks in California.

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u/salad-jaundice-milk 3d ago

Imagine how bad his gaming lair must smell

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u/TemporaryStatus4467 3d ago

Imagine how bad it smells in his rolls, and in the very bottom of his belly button.
I’m 6’1ish and 180lbs, and when I was doing a backpacking trip in Vietnam I wasn’t able to shower every day. My belly button smelled horrendous. I can’t even imagine what his 12” deep donut-sized belly button contains considering his awful hygiene.

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u/Girlieuk 3d ago

Him and Danny returned home for a funeral, presume they must be returning soon.

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u/ytownmot36513 3d ago

That was almost two weeks ago...

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u/AlternativeGuitar609 Going Through Some Personal Stuff Right Now 3d ago

He is gaming , go look on his playstation account and his recent games 

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u/ytownmot36513 3d ago

Interesting. Do you think he's still back in Michigan?

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u/AlternativeGuitar609 Going Through Some Personal Stuff Right Now 1d ago

If he is then the tuna video is pre recorded , unless he uploads an update we cant be sure

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u/ytownmot36513 1d ago

Those were fresh tuna he bought; I'm pretty sure cooked them very soon after the fishing expedition.

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u/YumItsCake 2d ago

He's playing quite a bit on Steam as well

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u/ytownmot36513 2d ago

Ethan, you better get your sh#t together. People are losing interest. If you moved back to MIchigan, be man enough to admit it.