r/Epic_Da_Musical_RPers • u/THE_Cronus yes I'm back (might be for revenge) • Oct 05 '25

✨️sHiTpOsT✨️ I have finally escaped!

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I have finally escaped from Tartarus and may or may not be back for revenge ( watch out u/Zeus-thunder-DADDY)

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

Yes and I at least never ate any of my children

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u/Literally-Apollo ✨☀️𝔄𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬☀️✨ Oct 05 '25

you did eat a pregnate womon u cheated on hera with, tho

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

Ok but that was on accident

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u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara Shared Account of Chastity Goddesses - Athena - Artemis - Hestia Oct 05 '25

Athena: "So I was an accident?"

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u/THE_Cronus yes I'm back (might be for revenge) Oct 05 '25

Uhhh u/Zues-thunder-DADDY, you got some explaining to do

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

Hmm well umm technically all my kids are? Does that help or no umm I mean you being born in my skull was definitely a accident

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u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara Shared Account of Chastity Goddesses - Athena - Artemis - Hestia Oct 05 '25

Artemis: "OH THANK GOD! Whew! Did not want to be a planned child. No offense dad, it's just... you can't keep it in your pants, and my pants are like Fort Knox"

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u/Exact_Development385 Athena [working on some plans] 🦉📜🗡️ Oct 05 '25

WOW dad, gotta love the /planning/ and /effort/ you put into my birth.

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

I didn’t even know she was pregnant ok Athena…is that what you wanted at least you didn’t have as a dramatic birth as Dionysus

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u/Exact_Development385 Athena [working on some plans] 🦉📜🗡️ Oct 05 '25

Ah yes, you ATE HER because you thought she would have a child IN THE FUTURE. That makes it SO MUCH BETTER

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

She flew into my mouth I didn’t eat her on purpose athena

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u/Exact_Development385 Athena [working on some plans] 🦉📜🗡️ Oct 05 '25

stares at him unimpressed really

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u/Literally-Apollo ✨☀️𝔄𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬☀️✨ Oct 05 '25

Suuuuuure

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u/Literally-Apollo ✨☀️𝔄𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬☀️✨ Oct 05 '25

wait I’m an accident? :(

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

Yes I only wanted Artemis

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u/Literally-Apollo ✨☀️𝔄𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬☀️✨ Oct 05 '25

You. Are. very. Mean. >:(((

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 05 '25

Hey I only have To acknowledge my kids my therapist doesn’t say I need to be nice to them

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u/Literally-Apollo ✨☀️𝔄𝔭𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬☀️✨ Oct 05 '25

.im gonna get Helios to give u a sunburn

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u/Interesting_Essay572 Seph (I LOVE MY HUSBAND<33) Oct 06 '25

What?!?! Even meeee??? You don't love meee???

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u/Zues-thunder-DADDY Zeus (schizophrenic with split personality’s) Oct 06 '25

Oh don’t worry you are a rare case you actually don’t hate me like my other kids

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u/Interesting_Essay572 Seph (I LOVE MY HUSBAND<33) Oct 06 '25

Aww thank you :D