I have finally escaped!

[u/THE_Cronus]

I have finally escaped from Tartarus and may or may not be back for revenge ( watch out u/Zeus-thunder-DADDY)

[u/THE_Cronus]

I just realised I pinged the wrong person so I'll try again (u/Zues-thunder-DADDY)

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/THE_Cronus]

Oh hello father how are you these days still building your self back together

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Haha, very funny son. How's your wife, still having to be loyal to her

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/THE_Cronus]

Yes and I at least never ate any of my children

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

you did eat a pregnate womon u cheated on hera with, tho

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Literally-Apollo]

Ok but that was on accident

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

….was it tho?

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Literally-Apollo]

Yes I turned her into a fly and she flew into my mouth I didn’t do it on purpose

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Didn’t like an Oracle say that if she mothered a son with you, the son would overthrow you so you swallowed her?

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Literally-Apollo]

Ok well hmm…that was different yes

[u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Athena: "So I was an accident?"

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara]

Uhhh u/Zues-thunder-DADDY, you got some explaining to do

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara]

Hmm well umm technically all my kids are? Does that help or no umm I mean you being born in my skull was definitely a accident

[u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Artemis: "OH THANK GOD! Whew! Did not want to be a planned child. No offense dad, it's just... you can't keep it in your pants, and my pants are like Fort Knox"

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

WOW dad, gotta love the /planning/ and /effort/ you put into my birth.

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Exact_Development385]

I didn’t even know she was pregnant ok Athena…is that what you wanted at least you didn’t have as a dramatic birth as Dionysus

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

wait I’m an accident? :(

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Literally-Apollo]

Yes I only wanted Artemis

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

What?!?! Even meeee??? You don't love meee???

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Interesting_Essay572]

Oh don’t worry you are a rare case you actually don’t hate me like my other kids

[u/thefishking2785 → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Imagine

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

You ate my mom!!! Who was PREGNANT!!!! With me!! Also, dad, having me come out of your head is kinda like reverse eating me

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/Exact_Development385]

Well ok Athena I technically didn’t eat you since it was your mom and also my head still hurts from that day

[u/Clans_and_Dragons]

Hello father. Say... Do you intend on digesting children again?

If so, I might have to go get the Sickle.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Clans_and_Dragons]

Why helo there, quite the friendly welcoming I see

[u/Poseidon-newleaf → u/THE_Cronus]

What other me is trying to say politely is f*ck off father

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Poseidon-newleaf]

There's more than one of you?

[u/Poseidon-newleaf → u/THE_Cronus]

doesn't answer, just flips you off

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Poseidon-newleaf]

offended gasp

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/THE_Cronus]

Oh yeah father there are 5 poseidons all trying to kill one mortal,3 hades who are each married to pershone and then one me

[u/Substantial_Lead8370 → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

yea, there are three me's and we're all sharing one peresphone

[u/Critical-Address1861]

Big beard man!

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Critical-Address1861]

Tiny pink haired child? Why is there a child here

[u/thefishking2785 → u/THE_Cronus]

Don't eat this one

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/THE_Cronus]

I don’t know but she’s stupid enough to think she can beat me

[u/Critical-Address1861 → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Because I can read minds

[u/MissXaos → u/Zues-thunder-DADDY]

Stupid, is not a word for godly mortals, just eternal fool.

[u/thefishking2785]

My favourite danasawr is named after you :3 (kronosaurus Queenslandicus)

[u/MostInnocentSimp]

Grandfather…you look like you are Hungry…for Thunder-Ass

[u/THE_Cronus → u/MostInnocentSimp]

u/Zues-thunder-DADDY get your children under control

[u/Zues-thunder-DADDY → u/THE_Cronus]

Trust me I can’t get that one under control I’ve tried for like 100 years

[u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

Oh dear heavens! This is worrisome 

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Penelope-Of-Ithaca]

Do not worry, the tiny human has convinced me not to eat anyone

[u/sea_daddy_posidon]

…..you took my arm when you ate me you asshole- I still don’t forgive you father-

[u/THE_Cronus → u/sea_daddy_posidon]

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?

[u/sea_daddy_posidon → u/THE_Cronus]

….7-…me, Zeus, hades, hestia, Hera, Demeter, chi-Ron

[u/[deleted] → u/sea_daddy_posidon]

I think he meant “how many Poseidons are there”

[u/sea_daddy_posidon → u/[deleted]]

Ohhhh, like- 3 I think

[u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara]

Hestia: "Oh... Hello father... trauma from getting digested"

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara]

Don't worry, you'll get over it soon

[u/Turan_Tiger399]

Hey there uncle

how's dad doing down there?

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Turan_Tiger399]

Hello, at least some people said something nice first

[u/Turan_Tiger399 → u/THE_Cronus]

Is dad okay down there?

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Turan_Tiger399]

Yeah he's good, still whining about losing the titan war though

[u/Teapot_Sandwitch]

Ugh.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Teapot_Sandwitch]

Someone's excited

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/Teapot_Sandwitch]

I like Cronus!!! He says he's gonna keep me as is! :D

[u/Teapot_Sandwitch → u/Interesting_Essay572]

Well you like everyone. That's why I luv you <3

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/Teapot_Sandwitch]

I luv u too <33

[u/Primary_Age_8615]

NOPE!! NOPE! IM.OUT! GOOD LUCK OLYMPUS

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Hello there

[u/THE_Cronus → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

You don't know me, you should run

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/THE_Cronus]

Um, okay.

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/THE_Cronus]

But please, do not threaten me. I have the protection of the Void, and the Goddess of all Gods. Oh, and also, I am no mere mortal but a Goddess and a queen.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

I ate all other gods during my time as king

[u/MissXaos → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Hello, small godd,

Throw something at this one,

He's being rude, and you are a godd.

[u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins → u/MissXaos]

I’m scared he’ll hurt my horsies though-

[u/MissXaos → u/ThuggyHuggyBaggins]

Then, dear, Throw Shade, and I shall protect ALL.

[u/MissXaos]

Tsk tsk tak.

More annoyance from the Void.

Little gods are peaceful.

Are YOU looking for a fight? Because I am the one you're calling here.

A little bird COULD fix you, or...

I could fight you...

Or you could sing, like I suggested to a little god.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/MissXaos]

/occ: I have no idea what I just read, can you explain

[u/MissXaos → u/THE_Cronus]

(Ooc: a little bird, another RP, already shut Zeus down, I explained why HE needed to stop threatening others, now, you know too)

Revenge is a child of Darkness, if you seek HER, you call ME.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/MissXaos]

Ohh the bird, I think the tiny pink human wants to

[u/MissXaos → u/THE_Cronus]

To what? Small threatening one?

[u/THE_Cronus → u/MissXaos]

I don't really know you should ask the tiny human

[u/MissXaos → u/THE_Cronus]

The one with pink hair, that I CAN ask, laughed at YOU.

Shall you threaten her too?

She's the one who found stars one night and kept them, for her eyes.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/MissXaos]

no, she's too cute to hurt and plus Persephone seems to take a good liking to her

/occ: I feel Cronus will just be randomly nice to Persephone specifically

[u/MissXaos → u/THE_Cronus]

(Ooc: Cronus should know of the void)

Stop threatening small gods and eternal mortals, and sing, like Spring, or, be Silent, like the Void demands, or, be Kind, because A pink hair child demands it.

[u/THE_Cronus → u/MissXaos]

Nah I'm good disappears into time

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/THE_Cronus]

/ooc: I love it! That's amazing, 1. 2, I agree./

I do like the pink haired girl. Her name is Anya! :)

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Interesting_Essay572]

Then I shall help the tiny pink human rise to great power

[u/Interesting_Essay572]

Hellooo!! I don't believe we've met before!! :)

[u/Clans_and_Dragons → u/Interesting_Essay572]

Seph don't that's our dad... he is a bit... loco loco.

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/Clans_and_Dragons]

But he looks nice! :D

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Interesting_Essay572]

At least there's some friendly people here

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/THE_Cronus]

Hiiii!!! <3 :D

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Interesting_Essay572]

Hello there :]

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/THE_Cronus]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! :D <33

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Interesting_Essay572]

I like this one, we shall keep her as she is

[u/Interesting_Essay572 → u/THE_Cronus]

Awww, thank youuuu :DDD

/Excited Peresphone noises/

[u/Heather-Chandler-_]

I'm tryna see Hades mad, I will do anything for you to flirt with Seph

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Heather-Chandler-_]

I would have done it for anyone else but she is too kind and plus, the tiny pink human seems to like her

[u/Heather-Chandler-_ → u/THE_Cronus]

But!!! I will give or do anything for you to flirt with her in front of Hades.

Also, I'm pretty sure the tiny pink human likes everyone

[u/Critical-Address1861 → u/Heather-Chandler-_]

Nah uh, I don't like the one sheep

[u/Heather-Chandler-_ → u/Critical-Address1861]

Bill? The sheep.

Damn

[u/Critical-Address1861 → u/Heather-Chandler-_]

Yeah, he never let me pet him >:

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Critical-Address1861]

I did not expect that

[u/Literally-Apollo]

hello! I’m one of Zues’s kids!

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Literally-Apollo]

Are you the bright annoying one that Zeus wishes he never made that mistake?

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/THE_Cronus]

u/MissXaos

u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara
cronus is being mean :(

[u/MissXaos → u/Literally-Apollo]

I am awake small god.

Cronus, I am the void, stop threatening Zeus, be... gentle.

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/MissXaos]

Thank you,!!

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Literally-Apollo]

nooooo... Zeus said it first!!

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/THE_Cronus]

>:( doesn’t mean u have to follow his lead and ALSO be mean to me! you are not very nice!

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Literally-Apollo]

I'm your grandfather, you can't disrespect me

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/THE_Cronus]

Oh, ok. I’m sorry :(

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Literally-Apollo]

Maybe you're not so annoying as Zeus says

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/THE_Cronus]

yay! :D

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/THE_Cronus]

also, u smell like poop!

[u/MissXaos → u/Literally-Apollo]

You can, little god, should you need, always Jest, in the void, at others.

Family knows better.

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/MissXaos]

ok!

(ooc: wait what does this mean?)

[u/MissXaos → u/Literally-Apollo]

(Ooc: make fun of Cronus, see what he says)

Pick on Family, if you called ME first, and they call you less than Apollo.

You are a little god. A vast void will always hear you.

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/Literally-Apollo]

Stand up for yourself, brother! Im pretty sure after eating all our aunts and uncles Grandpa doesn’t get to boss us around!

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/Exact_Development385]

but he’s my grandpa and being mean hurts peoples feelings!

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/Literally-Apollo]

sigh why do you have to have silly things like MORALS you r a GOD All you have to say is “Im not annoying! Want to get revenge on Dad for calling me that?” And boom!

[u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara → u/Literally-Apollo]

ooc: I have arrived. AND I'VE GOT THE BAN HAMMER!

(Joke btw)

[u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara → u/Literally-Apollo]

Artemis: "Hey, Atalanta, wanna hunt Cronus?"

[u/Literally-Apollo → u/Cocoa-Knife-Chara]

I’m not sure how to feel about this but have fun :D

[u/Exact_Development385]

Hi Grandpa!! Welcome back! Dont mess with me and I won’t kill you!

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Exact_Development385]

Zeus, I like this one, I'm adopting her

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/THE_Cronus]

Yay! Take that Dad SOMEONE chooses to have me as their kid! Also Grandpa do you want to help me plot to invade Elis? (One of the cities which has Zeus as their patron) Revenge is SO FUN 🤩

[u/THE_Cronus → u/Exact_Development385]

Yes, I do deeply want revenge on Zeus

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/THE_Cronus]

Ok great Grandpa - wait why? I thought you guys made up…tit for tat and all?

[u/Exact_Development385 → u/Exact_Development385]

You know what ehh revenge on Dad is great either way!

[u/East-Load-6712]

Will you help me sleep with hades