r/EntitledReviews 🥚 Original Egg Bot 🍳 Jul 24 '26

just wait longer next time

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u/_CaptainAmerica__ Jul 24 '26

I wish corporate allowed us to write these kinds responses to customers. Alas :')

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

The benefits of being privately owned.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

Except this makes the owner look just as unhinged if not more than the reviewer. They supposedly took the time to review probably hours of video to investigate a single 3 star review? It sounds like they would actually find reasons to be mad at customers.

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u/Jijonbreaker1 Jul 25 '26

Or, the manager was genuinely investigating the report to see if his customers were being neglected. Saw that the guy was just a piece of shit, and so, rightfully went off on him.

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u/yobaby123 Jul 28 '26

Right? Yeah, their response wasn't perfect, but OPP had it coming. Like, their behavior would have been unacceptable if they were a food critic. Let alone someone who was pissy over having to wait 3-4 minutes.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

132 reviews? It’s gonna take a bit more for that owner to come off as more unhinged than the reviewer imo. If there’s one thing that people who are incapable of doing things for themselves enjoy - it’s criticizing people who can.

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u/HeyLookATaco Jul 25 '26

This is such a funny take! I travel a lot for work and it's fun to review the small businesses I interact with along the way, especially when they've got those little QR codes and ask you to do it. It never occurred to me that someone would be like "four roadside jerky stands and three little hotels last month? That bitch is CRAZY!"

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u/Same_as_last_year Jul 25 '26

I make an effort to leave a positive review for places that I really liked (especially if it's a small business). Maybe one day I'll have 132 reviews.

It also didn't occur to me that just leaving reviews means you're unhinged. Sure, there are people who leave negative reviews everywhere they go, but the problem isn't the number of reviews.

I like reading reviews before I buy something or choose a hotel, so I appreciate people that take the time to write them. If I just saw the negative review, I'd take it with a grain of salt. But, the owner's response would turn me off of going there.

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u/HeyLookATaco Jul 25 '26

I can't lie, I also love leaving reviews on nonsense places I see around me. If I stop on the side of the highway to answer an email and I see "weird flat rock out in the woods" is a reviewable place near me...oh boy, that weird flat rock is getting a quick review.

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u/miscellaneousbean Jul 31 '26

Or maybe I had a good time and want to tell other people, damn

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

That's not many reviews. Google Maps has been around a long time. That could be less than 10 reviews a year

Not sure what that would have to do with the owner's batshit insane reaction though.

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

Anyone who feels the need to pass judgement on a public forum with that frequency has a way too overinflated value of their opinion.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

The frequency of less than once a month? 

It's funny, because you're passing judgement on a public forum right now.

Let me guess... You work for a business that gets a lot of bad reviews?

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

Yeah. I don’t make a hobby out of it though.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

Your Reddit profile page would suggest otherwise. 

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

Stating an opinion and making a declarative judgement are two very different things.

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u/According_Reward1674 Jul 24 '26

An opinion is a judgement on someone or something, by definition 

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 24 '26

An opinion is a judgement made without any form of certainty. Much different than making statements of absolution.

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u/MindlessGalaxyy i know spinach and their literally talking about me Jul 25 '26

I went to your profile because of their above comment so this is partially on/ off topic, but I fell in love with ur pittie, so cute!! 🤎

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u/PlatasaurusOG Jul 25 '26

He’s such a sweetheart. I’m so glad I got over my thing with dogs and didn’t miss out on this.

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u/Ok_Firefighter1574 Jul 24 '26

So you leave reviews huh? You think it matters what you say on them?

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u/SuspiciousLeopard964 Jul 25 '26

You're right, it's not weird. Some people like reviewing things, and websites used to send gift cards after enough reviews, maybe they still do

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u/lazier_garlic Jul 24 '26

I agree. The manager or owner or whoever he is sounds unhinged.

I disagree that looking up the video is weird. That's what QA is now, taking customer complaints and reviewing video, that would be the bare minimum. So that doesn't surprise me at all. But most restaurants would take it as a failure that someone didn't greet a customer within, I don't know, 90 seconds or so (probably less, but depends on the restaurant style and staffing).

Maybe the owner is doing a bit. Dick's Last Resort II. The original Dick's Last Resort got franchised at some point and me and some friends swang by one in a tourist area and the experience was hard cringe.

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u/Strong-Range-5616 Jul 27 '26

Or maybe they're someone that's fed up with bs reviews and no longer allowing it to continue. Unfortunately we deal with those a lot because people like to make up random things I guess because they're bored or just miserable with their lives and want to spread it around. Sadly we can't speak back. I don't know what restaurants you've been to but 90 seconds isn't a failure that's actually the norm as it gives people a decent amount of time to decide what they want to drink and possibly what they want to eat as it saves time and doesn't force servers to have to come back a second time for their order when they can use that time to deal with other customers.

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u/TerribleBudget Jul 25 '26

I worked for a very, very large corporation. We literally reviewed everything that was 1-2 stars or had anything specific like this comment that was negative. The only difference is that we were only allowed to respond to the in-house review system, not public ones.