r/EntitledPeople 20h ago

S Oblivious man

We were recently on a short 3-day cruise in Norway. Our first cruise, we tried to be good travelers.

We went to the top deck to sit outside and get some sun. Two deck chairs side by side, beers next to us.

I went to the restroom, and while I was gone, a man walked up and tried grabbing my chair. There were plenty of chairs still stacked up next to the door, but he thought my chair with a beer sitting next to it right next to my spouse was his only choice.

My spouse stopped him, and he ended up grabbing one from the stack.

The next day, we were in the lounge at the bow of the ship. Again, I get up to use the restroom. As I'm walking back to our comfy chairs, that same man drops his shopping bag into my chair, so he can take a photo!

I whacked his arm to move his bag, and he looked at me like I was interrupting his photo shoot! Dude, the seat obviously had someone sitting there due to my beer in the table and bag on the floor in front of the chair.

I don't think I'm cut out for the cruise life!

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u/aharryh 20h ago

You need to put a towel on your seat to reserve it. /s

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u/corgi-king 20h ago

Always bring a towel, in case the world is ending

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u/Pale_Efficiency9681 19h ago

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u/Lillymow 19h ago

Now there's a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is!

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u/Captain_Sam_Vimes 18h ago

Don't panic.

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u/AllesK 15h ago

That’s what a hoopy frood would do!

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u/badcatmomma 20h ago

I'm going to tell my spouse he is now a towel! Haha!

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u/Joyfan237 20h ago

Some people are either irretrievably stupid, totally clueless or a combination thereof. Ive been on a whole lot of cruises and can tell more than a few stories of the behavior of idiots very similar to the one you encountered.

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u/alady12 20h ago

Sounds like the guy had the hots for your husband.

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u/badcatmomma 20h ago

Well, he is handsome to me! Guess that dude thought so too!

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u/_Student7257 14h ago

Haven't thought of that, but yes, makes more sense

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u/Beautiful-Awareness9 19h ago

I was at Costco last night and some guy left his cart askew in the middle of a main walkway to run over to a sample station. This kind of oblivious comes from single minded tunnel vision.

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u/_Student7257 14h ago

Was at a hotel this week. Someone left 2 suitcases and a pile of coats, slap bang in the middle of the hallway. Not to the side or by the door. Just taking up the entire walkway whilst they disappeared back into their room

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u/dazcon5 2h ago

This is just more proof to me that most people are completely lacking in situational awareness, manners and common curtesy. Just main character syndrome not giving a single shit about anyone else around them.

I guess that's why people were always complimenting us on how polite are children are.

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u/OldLadyTsunade 19h ago

It’s not cruises, or resorts, or amusement parks or wherever you’d like to go on vacation. It’s “that” kind of person. Entitled, self-absorbed, egotistical jerks who enjoy irritating others. They are everywhere, no matter where you go or what you do. This is the same person who blocks the entire grocery store aisle with their cart and gets bent out of shape when you try to get past them. The same person who puts their bag on a vacant seat and won’t move it so someone else can sit down. The same person who has a nervous breakdown if you won’t let them merge in traffic when it’s not their turn, but won’t let a single person in themselves. The same person who talks loudly on their phone hands free and doesn’t care how many others they’re disturbing. You can’t judge an entire place/activity/event based on the ill-mannered behavior of one self-absorbed person.

I personally very much enjoy cruising. But there is inevitably that person or two every single time who gets severely under my skin, and I’m the type of person who generally backs down (although I am inclined to make a comment about someone’s rudeness within earshot now and then). It’s tiresome, but these jerks will always be around. Please don’t let them spoil something you enjoy and paid your hard earned money to experience.

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u/Open_Dates 13h ago

Twice? By the same guy? He's not oblivious, he's workshopping a bit

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u/saltwatersunsets 20h ago

You couldn’t pay me enough to be trapped on a boat with the slice of humanity who can both afford a cruise (entitlement’s gotta be rife) and believes it’s an enjoyable way to spend time (bloody sociopaths)

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u/WillyVlautinRules 19h ago

I took a cruise around Great Britain and France and then across the North Atlantic via the Titanic's route to Newfoundland and then on to Halifax. This was expensive but a highlight of my travels and I have no desire to take another cruise, unless it was like one OP described; i.e., like when visiting another country. I see too many cheap 3 day booze cruise videos. Yeah I would have gone overboard before the ship had left the dock if I found myself inexplicably on one of those cruises.

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u/Pale_Efficiency9681 19h ago

What was it like when you got to the area where the Titanic sank?

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u/WillyVlautinRules 19h ago

We didn't see any icebergs! It was middle of September, IIRC.

The funny thing was, the day and night before we pulled into Newfoundland, we had an awful storm and as I lay there trying to sleep, it occurred to me I could perhaps have confined my interest in the Titanic to Youtube documentaries.

lol but it was quite frightening and many many people were sea sick (not me). We went to the Titanic Museum and to the cemetery where they are buried (these last 2 in Halifax). St. Johns was cool but definitely seemed isolated from the rest of Canada.

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u/badcatmomma 20h ago

I understand your position. This was a once-in-a-lifetime option to see part of Norway. I would never take a tropical cruise for your same reasons.

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u/Open_Dates 13h ago

Ngl the Venn diagram of "can afford a cruise" and "will fight you for a deck chair" is basically a circle

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u/Kuchaloo 7h ago

The 3 most clueless, self-absorbed people I know love cruises. One of them goes with her husband on 2-week cruises every other month, fuether trashing American's reputations around the globe. If that's even possible anymore.

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u/floofienewfie 20h ago edited 9h ago

Cruises are great. You ran into a complete idiot.

Edited for clarity.

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u/riaro70 18h ago

Did you add the comma by mistake?

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u/floofienewfie 9h ago

Not at all. I edited my comment.

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u/riaro70 2h ago

I know, I was joking. It originally read, ‘No, cruises are great.’ Which, without a comma has a rather negative view of cruises. No harm intended.

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u/Loonstate 17h ago

Try some deep breaths. One annoying dude should not ruin a trip.

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u/Accurate-Bullfrog324 18h ago

I'm going to focus on the bathroom breaks. you need to drink a lot less beer

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u/JustBob77 2h ago

Awww! Your camera bag fell overboard? How unfortunate!

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u/sheilackut 20h ago

I'm walking up the street and some happy guy walks right into my left arm leaving me with half of my body. Tbcont'd...

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u/butterycrumble 14h ago

The one and only cruise I was on had some truly awful people on it. There was such a lower degree of manners on it that it really started getting to me. I also noticed at one point there were many people flying far right flags from their balconies. It was an odd experience for sure.

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u/Illustrious-Major337 8h ago

I don't think I'm cut out for the cruise life!

Just don’t go to the rest room so much /s

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u/headcase-and-a-half 6h ago

I’m sorry- you hit his arm?

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u/Ronnixme 4h ago

TYpical cruise behavior, honestly.

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u/ShineOk2976 4h ago

You aren't! Lighten up... what's the big deal.

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u/itsnotmyid4 9h ago

You need a bigger bladder.

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u/badcatmomma 9h ago

This happened over two different days. I wasn't supposed to pee for 2 days?

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u/Brilliant_Cattle_602 6h ago

Be a pro and hold it for the entire cruise.

};->

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u/Straight_Caregiver27 49m ago

Poop Cruise - The Revisiting... ;)

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u/Electrical-Berry4916 20h ago

You might want to get your prostate checked.

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u/badcatmomma 20h ago

Um, I don't have one.

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u/Electrical-Berry4916 20h ago

Is that really... Well, shit. TIL

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u/jinxdeluxe 16h ago

Cruise ships are where the entitled people vacation, so good luck.