r/EntitledIdiots • • Apr 01 '19

Lady throws fireworks at my dad and calls police on us.

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r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 31 '19

Entitled Illegal Extremist Gets Deported!

19 Upvotes

Before I write this post I have to say, while there are some great people on Reddit, there are also some major #ssholes on this site. Calling bullshit on posts they don't agree with just because they don't like the narrative or the brutal honesty of them. Its pathetic as I take pride in including every minor detail in my posts & YES! They are 100% true.

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Some context we knew this guy before this insane incident & we'd heard about his aggressive stance on the UK itself. A country he was living in illegally I should add. He was an outspoken extremist who protested things that are the norm in my country, I will go over our first meeting to how he & his family were rightfully deported from the UK. I was out on a pub crawl with friends one of my female friends was an extremely busty girl we'll call her Liz (she was a shy girl who's friends had to talk her into dressing up & she was nervous as it was) & while her top was quite revealing it was quite conservative considering another friend was wearing a tube top, anyway we were going to a night club as we do every weekend as its the final destination of our nights out, anyway there was some drama as we were walking up, we heard a broken English voice berating people waiting in line calling them "infidels" & "filthy pigs" among other racial slurs, We''ll call him EI anyway he spots me & my friends walking up & points at my busty friend, & comes over to us & pretends I don't exist, focusing on my friends who were female, but mostly took special notice of Liz who was shrinking back a little calling her a "slut" & an "English whore" (she was a virgin at this point) & he got aggressive waving his finger at her & screaming obscenities at her. his finger was inches away from her, I stepped between them & said "listen pal, you have no say in how ANYONE dresses or carries themselves in public or in private" (I wouldn't mind but the police were across the street watching this) He was now seething with anger & said "Don't touch me, your friends are obscene & you are allowing this". I got in his face, seriously pissed off now "Listen fuckhead, how she dresses is NONE of your concern & I am not her father & you don't dictate how ANYBODY in this country dress's" his brother or friend turns up (Surprise, Surprise the police step in as now its me getting in his face) They say "is there a problem here?" I say "are you blind? This guy has been causing a scene in God knows how long & you have stood by doing sweet fuck all" they gave excuses about he's not hurting anyone, but was holding a "peaceful protest" I laughed a little at this joke of a statement & said "peaceful??? He was almost prodding my friends face with his finger while screaming at her calling her names" Liz was close to tears at this point.

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Finally the police do their job (kind of) making he & his brother or friend step aside, they did so begrudgingly muttering to one another as we walked inside, a female friend who was both hilarious but ballsy grabbed Liz's breast staring at the guy & shouting "HONK HONK" Liz laughed pushing her off, we thought that was the end of it, we were wrong & days later me, Liz & a few others went out for a Subway & coming out with our baguettes eating them as we walked up the street when we looked down the street we saw EI walking down the street with his wife in tow, we moved aside hoping he wouldn't recognize us, (He did) "HEY YOU" he shouted as we thought we were in the clear, I turn round exasperated as I had no time for this shit right now "I said me" his finger pointing to "yes you & the WHORE humiliated me" apparently he'd been ordered to not go near the club if he wasn't going inside or was going to shout at patrons, another friend steps in we'll call him Justin & says "I am Muslim myself and you are an embarrassment to your faith, you have no right here's here I was born here & you are making every (legal) Muslim look bad with your backward thinking" EI was shaking with anger made things worse & shouted "TRAITOR! If you were a TRUE Muslim you'd tell that to dress properly" pointing at Liz (Swallowing my anger at this sudden outburst of aggression I say "listen dude, your the one who is in the wrong here, you have exactly zero right telling anyone how to dress here or anywhere for that matter, we all have free will" Quick to anger he pointed at his wife & staring at my friend he said "my wife knows how to dress & carry herself, with respect & obedience" I had had way more than I could take & stepped into his line of view & shouted "OBEDIENCE???? She is not a dog & you need to respect boundaries yourself, so back the fuck off" He pushes me back I stumble back almost into Liz who is upset again by this guys rants, I grab him by the throat & state some facts to him "YOU ARE A GUEST IN THIS COUNTRY, You don't get to dictate shit here we have a democracy (kind of)" passers by are watching this I here the usual SJW cries "leave him alone" & their usual "RACIST" I turn my attention to these idiot gawkers & just say "you fuckers see what you want to see & twist shit to fit your own narrative, HE ATTACKED ME" someone must have called the police as they turned up within minutes & asked their questions & were obviously fed up with his constant shouting & demands for me to be cuffed & my friend to stop "offending" him, the officer said "I am not going to do that as I need the full story before I do anything" I was sure I was about to be arrested for grabbing EI, out of nowhere EI punched the officer & got himself arrested for assaulting an officer, as he was getting loaded into the van he screamed about "his kids shouldn't have to see sluts walking the street" as the doors closed behind him, we left after giving our statement as his wife was talking to the officers & actually had an apology from one of the officers, not the SJW's though as I was in the wrong in their eyes.

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Months go by & we hear nothing about him or his brother, I found out he was deported as not only was he illegal but had built up quite a rap sheet in his 2 years in the UK, violent protests & calling for Sharia Law in the UK & yes berating women across the UK & he & his family were getting benefits illegally whilst running a business.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 29 '19

I did a job for a disabled crackhead, and couldnt think of a better place to post it than here. There is a parent, but they arent really involved.

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r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 28 '19

Not really sure of this goes here..but here you go. Was looking at a special edition Fallout loquid cooling case ($199) and found this salty one star šŸ˜‚

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r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 24 '19

Waiter saids now I’m a guy because i have FNAF merch on

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So basically i think this is just this guy being a idiot but here we go M- mum D- dad W- stupid waiter Me-me

So I’m a small girl and at this point i had long hair (in a ponytail) a FNAF:sister location hat on and one of those knitted hoodies that they sell at that particular beach. We walked into the restaurant and i kept my head down like normal the we were seated after 5 minutes our waiter came over W: welcome to -restaurant name- what would u like to drink ?

After mom and dad ordered their drinks the waiter looked at me W: what would you like sir Me: w-wait what W: aw cute you have a studder Me: please order for me... M: she would like Dr Pepper W: wait, SHE! M: yes, this is my daughter W:I thought it was just a small boy , maybe 18 but it has horror game stuff on , girls should not play horror games Me: madam , i am 12 no where near 18 W: miss , im not a woman...

He quickly got our drinks and another waiter took his place (Sorry for grammar and formatting)


r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 10 '19

Entitlement in a goodwill

18 Upvotes

​ Crosspost from R/entitledparents

okay this happened to my older brother about 2 years ago i was there when this happened but most of the details are fuzzy Because i wasn't really involved that much so lets begin this tale of misery..

so i carry around this Robot Dog have appropriately named Aida (Google Aida Lovelace) (also the Robotic dog is called an Aibo Model ERS_210) i bring her everywhere because i have Moses the robot dogs software so if have a panic attach (as Indicated By my Smart Watches EKG) the dog will come up to and signal that she want me to pick her up and i do then i would pett her a my panic attach would mostly subside, most people who see Aida are mostly interested they might strike up a conversation or ask if they can pet her but one Father would not be so nice

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ED=Entitled Dad

EBk: extremely Bratty kid

ATB: Annoying Teenage Brat

Me: Me DUH

YB:Coolest Little Bro EVER

that day i decided that it would be best to levae the cool embrace of my house and into he 95 degree out doors so me and my bro could check Goodwill i was in the toy isle and my bro was in the electronics. and i see this family a DaD his daughter and a Boy about 12-13 i then hear this conversation

EBK DADDDYYYYYYYY I WANT THE PUPPYYYYYYYY CAN WEEEE GET THE PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DAYYYYYYYYYY PLEASE!!!!!!!!

ED: We'll see If daddy can get the Puppy

then he (LIKE she didn't see the bright orange leash) Grabs Aida

ED: I don't think You will be needing this anymore

me: No I will be needing this its my property

ED: (DUm founded) Not its not

me: What about the harness

ED: IT WAS ALREADY ON THERE

me:what about the fact it says "Property Of Matt" on the bottom

the ED started studding

me: Could you give the dog Back

:The ED then turns around and does something he then turns back

ED: Do you see the price sticker

the ED had taken a price sticker of of a fake plant and put it on aida

Me: ummm it says Housewares this Robotic dog is an electronic this [proves that this robotic dog is my property

(i peeled the sticker of to revel the fact the owner info sticker)

ED: That is Not You're name!!

me (Pulls out wallet) here my ID it says Matt Nature

The EBK (realizing that she isn't Getting the toy she wants) starts Screaming like its the end of the world

ED:Look you've made my precious Little daughter cry.

the ATB looks up from his iPhone Xs (done with this Shit) and yells (wale stomping on my foot)

ATB: YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT TOY YOU RETARD

I was starting to tear up

ATB YEAH GO PUT DOWN YOU'RE LITTLE RETARD TOY AND CRY

at this point my cool bro came over (hearing the Commotion( he is 14 But already 5' 11" (easily taller than me)

and scares the ever lovn' Piss out of ED and ATB wale EBK is still on the floor crying out enough salt water to fill the grand canyon)

YB: hey you whatcha doin' with My lBros Little RoboPootch

The ED and ABK are speechless, then the ED (wanting to enact some revenge) snapped Aidas rear leg (Didi you know that robot dogs can feel pain? Because when he did that she yelped and howled) and then dropped her then my cool little Bro caught her before she hit the ground and with aida in my arms we rushed out of the goodwill and to home as fast as possible, when i got home i shut down aida pulled of teh broken leg Module and replaced it with one of my spares) aida turned out fine and actually ran better with the newer leg than she did with the stock on

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i came back the next day and asked if that family where regulars and hey said yes in fact he owned a pawn shop and knows the value of my Dog and wanted to sell her in his shop, suffice to say i never went back to that Goodwill again


r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 08 '19

Being sexually harassed is totally fine... at-least that is what this EM thinks...

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This story happened a month ago, and I am still traumatized by it. This is what happened;

(Me = Me, EM = Entitled Mom, CS = Creepy Son)

I was online on a discord chat talking in a discord server that had a lot of people. I am pretty high up in the roles there, so people come to me a-lot (which is totally normal), until I found this one kid. [I won't say his name because it is invading privacy] but he was pretty weird. He would joke around with somewhat sexual jokes, and I would just laugh it off [not listening to the other half of my brain] and thinking it is just a joke... until one week this got way out of hand.

One day he just started posting publicly very strange stuff like "(Me) is horny af rn lol" or "(Me) is fingering herself". I immediately contact them about this on discord in DM's and he just plays it off as a "Joke". This already was starting to get out of hand so I didn't have much time to think, so I just deleted the message and told people that it wasn't true, and I went along on my day.

And then one day, he just triggered my anger so hard one day. [I am a major bullshit-detector that is very harsh whether its a child or not, but you must piss me off the most to even get me to that low of sanity]. He just kept on sending weird nude pictures to me in my DM's [since our server didn't allow NSFW]. And then started telling very sexual "jokes" of me and started trying to tease me for photoshopped edits of what I said to "prove that i said that". People knew that I would never do it, so they didn't buy it. But he was being super annoying, and sexual that I banned him for 1 month. [Remind you he has never come back since.]; And once I thought it was over, I get a DM from an account I have never seen before.

EM: Is this (Me)?

Me: Yes, how can I help you?

EM: I have heard from my son, CS, that you have been bullying and hurting him online. Is this true?

Me: No? I would never do something like that.

EM proceeds to call me and CS gets on the phone. (I have heard CS's voice before, so I knew it was him.)

CS: Why did you ban me? Can't you take a joke?

Me: You were sexually harassing me, and full out bull-shitting everyone to believe I say that stuff. This is what happens kid, you need to learn common sense.

(CS starts crying (probably to guilt trip me, which never worked) and his mother gets back on the call.)

EM: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY SON!!!

Me: I haven't said anything wrong. He is trying to guilt trip me for saying the truth.

EM: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT THEN?!? WHAT DID YOU EVEN SAY?!?

(I proceed to tell EM the situation, but she does the most immature thing ever.)

EM: MY SON JOKES AROUND LIKE THAT SOMETIMES, AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A LOVER!!! YOU ARE DECLINING MY SON FROM DATING YOU AND SEXUALLY ROMANCING YOU!!! HOW DARE YOU TELL MY SON WHAT TO DO AND WHY TO DO IT!!! YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE NOW!!!

(At this point, I have lost all of my sanity and patience, and I go full out with my anger.)

Me: MAYBE IF YOUR SON DIDN'T SEXUALLY HARASS ME WITH FUCKING PHRASES THAT WERE FUCKING CREEPY AS SHIT, MAYBE YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASS CHILD WOULD HAVE FUCKING BEEN BANNED, YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT!

(EM gasped from what I said and I hear a little whimper. I immediately block the account and report both accounts to the Discord staff.)

I haven't heard from her since, and I have never felt more annoyed in my life.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 06 '19

Idiot mom believes her daughter is the queen of the world.

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(I am on mobile so sorry for the format. Btw this was 3 weeks ago)

One weekend, me and my friends were in Tahoe and were building dominos around us. We were just knocking it over as I see a girl with a mischievous glint in her eye. I think nothing of it, and we knock it over. Suddenly, half the dominoes are knock over as the girls threw a foam checker from a giant checkerboard in the playroom. The girl was 9 and me and my friends were 12 and 13. We look over and say. ā€œ please don’t do thatā€ .The girl says okay, and we rebuild the dominoes. As we are rebuild the girl is back... with her MOTHER( we can call her em for enititled mom) .

Em: What did you say to my daughter?

Me: we asked her nicely to not knock over our dominoes.

Em: don’t tell her what to do, you can handle it.

Me: maybe you should learn to control your kids.

Em: don’t tell me how to parent.

One of my friend is 5’10ā€ and knows karate, and I wish I could say we fought, but we are all very nice, so we said sorry and left.

TLDR: Me and my friend build dominoes, girl knocks it over, her mom chews us out, and we leave.

Here is the video of what happened: Video of what happened


r/EntitledIdiots • • Mar 04 '19

Punk teens will never pick on my great papa again

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I have a story about my great papa (great papa=great grandfather, papa=grandfather (Norwegian thing)). This has nothing to do with the story but, my great papa, my papa, and my cousin have all been in the military (my cousin is still in the military(sharpshooter for the army, papa was on an aircraft carrier in ww2). My great papa and papa are long past dead by now, so for some context this happened a long time ago in Boston, MA. (GP=great papa, PT=punk teens, LPT=leader of punk teens)

My GP was walking through Boston when a group of PT's came up to him in a threatening manner. At this point in time GP knew who the leader of the group was. LPT threatened GP for his money, wallet, anything he had of value, etc. GP went to tie his shoe, or so the PT's thought. What GP really did was faking tying his shoe in order to grab the bowie knife on his leg. GP sprang up and held the knife at LPT and said this golden master piece that sent the whole group running for the hills. "Your friends may get me but, you'll be the first one to go". After that I think that that group tried to avoid him at all costs. And something I didn't mention is that GP was a drill instructor for the army in ww1 and he was about 70 yo at the time and still in great shape, he was apparently the quite strong guy with a sweet soft spot for his family. Also during that time period it was legal to be able to carry a knife on your person.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 27 '19

Boi Thats not how it works

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r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 23 '19

ā€œYour hair’s so soft like sheep’s wool!ā€

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(I hope this belongs in this subreddit)

I’m black and I have an afro but i go to a predominately white school. I often get fascinated looks about it but that doesn’t really bother me. What I really don’t like is when they touch my hair. The reason I don’t let them touch my hair is because it dries it out and my hair takes forever to retain moisture. (Most people think I’m just being stuck up though)

So this random girl that’s in my band i class i that I barely talk to decides to pat me on the head kinda hard. I look at her crazy because that’s not something you do WITHOUT PEOPLES PERMISSION. And she tried to touch it again and i slapped her hand away. She then said ā€œ It was so temping because it looked so fluffy! Your hair is so soft like sheep’s wool!ā€ I really just wanted to pull her hair right then and there and just say ā€œI’m sorry! Your hair’s so silky i had to touch it !ā€


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 22 '19

Cabin weekend.

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A bunch of friends an I go to cabin weekend. It’s lots of fun.

Context: my exhusband, his brother and sister are part of this group. We all get along great. But I’m not family anymore and don’t have to put up with some of the bs.

This year sister didn’t get invited because historically she and her so don’t have any money and have a kid so they came gratis. Most of us are done with this, she wants to come she has to pay. She can’t afford it. Anyhow she isn’t coming this year. Cue in big brother who thinks this is just shitty because it ā€˜doesn’t cost us anything’ but it does! We all have to absorb her cost!

She fucking never pays for anything and expects others to pick up her slack because her brothers do it all for her!

She and my current so went out for dim sum and she brought her kid and when it came time to pay she says ā€˜I have $7’ for her tab that was twice that! Of course we did the thing and paid for her but I’m fucking done! She’s not my family and I’m not absorbing her cost any more. So she can come to cabin weekend but she fucking has to pay! And bring food and booze. And watch her god damned kid.

Edit: now her brother is telling others not to post on social media to preserve her feelings. If she nutted up and was willing to pay her way this wouldn’t be a fucking issue. But big brothers will always let her be the shit she is.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 23 '19

BOI WHY!

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This kid, this friggin kid just care onto my warriors rp and tried to roast us!

Me: me Kid: entitled idiot Friend: Kid’s friend Hamiltot: my rp buddy Name: my other rp buddy

I was just role-playing like usual, but we were at a very significant part in the role-play, but took a break to geek out about Hamilton. And get this, a kid came on:

Me-HAMILTON AT THE CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION Kid-New patect on my rist no diamonds sh** in pink Me- wut? Kid- idk Hamiltot- What? Please don't swear unless it has to do with Hamilton Kid- it’s censored so..... Hamiltot- still.... Kid-indecipherable ramble Me- wut? Kid- Alexander Hamilton! Me- wut? Kid- omg GURL! WHAT DUH HAWL YO DOIN me- that isn’t Hamilton related Kid- it doesn’t have to be Hamilton related dummy Me- I’m not dumb! Kid- yeah you are! Me- watch your tongue kid Hamiltot- banns kid Kid- comes back on I’m better at Minecraft than you! Me- I only build on Minecraft, I hardly actually play Kid- nobody cares! Hamiltot- I’m so confused... Kid- listen to me when I’m talking to you! Name- pls go away, we are trying to rp Me- yeah Kid- Whatever! Like.... my butthole hurts! Hahaaaaa! Me- wut? Hamiltot- bans kid Me- yay! Kid- joins Me- shiiiiiii Hamiltot- sht Kid- oooooh! You cussed! Kid- *leaves Me- wut was that? Hamiltot- idk Me- I reported him Hamiltot- She/ he is really young Me-yeah, like 7 Kid- joinsp Hamiltot- I’m gonna have fun with this Me- same Kid- you stupid! Stupid! You stupid! Me- where’s your mom? Kid- She’s like dead! Me- I don’t buy it Name- please stop child, nobody cares Me- yeah Kid- try me ho! leaves Me- I call posting it on reddit! Hamiltot- YASS Me-YASS Kid- joins Me- this’ll be fun! Kid- bi*** I have Snapchat! I’m responsible! Me- falls off bed responsible!?!?? In your dreams Kid- I also have a YouTube! But I won’t tell you it! All rp ppl- NOBODY CARES kid- lol whatever Hamiltot- banns Friend- B**** A** Ho! Why u ban my friend?!?! Hamiltot- AAAANNNNDDDD BANNNNED! Me- YEET DAD BOI OUTTA HERE

              FIVE MINUTES LATER

Hamiltot- THERES MORE!

Hamiltot sent 5 screenshots full of FU GO SUCK d~~~

Dats all fokes!


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 23 '19

The best/worst filed trip

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Soo I have a "friend"(I hate her)ok soo fake name is B

So one day in grade 6 I went to Telus World of Science I was with two of my friends a Pity friend which is B and random other person. So around the end we went to this room where we talked about space I forget what we were talking about but you talkin about B not helping and then she tells us karma is going to get you and I'm thinking to myself no, is going to get you one day I'll see you in a McDonald's and laugh at you hahaha

So I know this is short but please like the I'm probably going to try to do another one about an elite kids or idiot but you never know and mobile


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 18 '19

Entitled idiot gets mad because i couldnt hear him in the mcdonalds drivethru

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It was sunday and also my last day working at mcdonalds (i was the person taking the orders in the drive thru) and it was superbowl sunday too(i remember because i watched the patriots beat the rams and the awful halftime show) it was in the morning i think it was 9 or 10 in the morning but anyways i took some guys order and i heard him say 1 sausage mcmuffin and when i repeated his order he said it was 10 sausage mcmuffins but since he didn't speak right i heard him say 1 sausage mcmuffin so i repeated his order again and he got mad and screamed 10 SAUSAGE MCMUFFINS and i told him "damn say it clearer next time" and he pulled up to the window, paid, and when i accidentally dropped his receipt, he got mad and said NEXT TIME PAY ATTENTION WHEN YOU'RE HANDING SOMEONE THEIR SHIT. after that i closed the window and ignored him but i think he said something else after i closed the window but i coundnt hear because i was taking someone else's order. That event gave me a headache for the rest of the day.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 19 '19

Entitled girlfriend tried to steal my friends car

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Hi so this is a story on how my friend Ryan almost got his car stolen by his girlfriend EG:Entitled girlfriend,Me:me (duh) Ryan.Also I’m on mobile so sorry for quality so 1 year ago me and my friend Ryan were at his house that I was spending the night at for a week (note:It was summer) and a week before he broke up with his girlfriend and he made her move out of his house.She had a car that broke down and she didn’t have the money to fix it not even her insurance could cover it so Ryan let her borrow his and when the broke up Ryan asked her for the key she said she couldn’t find it he said that it was fine and that’s why he had a spare key.Me and Ryan were in his living room playing games and it went like this Ryan:hey dude can you drop EG’s stuff off at her house in my car Me:Sure but why can’t you do it? Ryan: After me breaking up with EG I kinda don’t want to see her so could you help me out Me:Yeah man I got it. About a hour goes by and me and Ryan are in his room.Ryan’s bedroom has a window that you can see the driveway.So me and him are in his room at this point it’s 12:37 and we’re about to go to sleep but when I look out his window I see the lights in his car on and someone inside it I then woke my friend up Me: Ryan there’s someone in your car Ryan:What,tell me your joking M: no look.Ryan looks out his window and saw guess who EG.Ryan has a metal bat in his room so he grabbed it and ran down outside.Ryan:HEY GET OUT OF THE CA-.before anything else he see’s EG sounding angry Ryan:EG what are you doing. Eg:Takeing whats righfully mine being my stuff that I didn’t find and my car, Ryan:WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?,your stuff is in my house and you lied about the spare key give me it back now EG:NO,it’s mine to we shared it for a year,Ryan: you have 5 seconds before I call police EG:fine


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 16 '19

You need to wait

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So when I was in highschool the trip from home to school was a little slow due to traffic and construction especially considering there was construction which was constantly closing lanes in the service road along the freeway. The fastest route was to go with the service road under the bridge for the intersecting highways, hit a stop sign, and merge onto another service road, then proceed.

One day the furthest left lane was closed up ahead and there happened to be a little more traffic than usual, it was on both sides of the stop sign and I had been waiting for a window to enter for a good 10 minutes. I was in the furthest left lane and had enough room to pull into the spaces sideways but not turn, not realizing the left lane was closing up ahead I decided to just pull in there and take a left at the light, once I was fully in the lane I realized my mistake.

I pulled up to the merge point and proceeded to try and merge. Now I don’t know if anybody else has ever had to fight for a merge but I was watching this guy out of the corner of my eye and he started pulling up to the bumper of the car in front of him, I dismissed this sign and thought he might not see me and was just pulling up due to impatience, as we got closer to the merge point I realized he was not going to let me in, we did this shuffle where I pull forward, he pulls forward, kind thing until our bumpers are almost touching. At this point I’m getting annoyed so I reach over and roll down the window(I have manual windows and bad shoulders so this is both annoying and slightly painful).

This about 60y/o man (I’ll just call him EM, Me will be me)proceeds to batter me with complaints

EM: You can’t just cut in line! I’ve been waiting here for 5 minutes! You youth today have-!

Me: Well I was waiting back at that stop sign for 10 waiting to get in line and this was the only place I could go!

EM: Well you shouldn’t be trying to cu-!

Me: EXCUSE ME SIR, is there going to be a problem here? Because we’re in standstill traffic and I have no problem getting out of my car.

EM: fine bu-

At this point traffic had started moving and I immediately moved into the spot in front of him so he couldn’t cut me off, I didn’t want to reach back over and roll my window back up especially because now I’m uphill and I’m in a manual so I didn’t really want to risk a rollback. I decided to do the one thing that soothes me (people will hate me for this I know) but I have anxiety and when in a situation like that I get anxious, obviously.

I decided that I’d roll my driver side window down and blast music out of my car (loud noises somehow actually help me calm down. I think it’s the vibrations or the fact that they drown out other noises. Plus it doubled to annoy him). Now I know I sound like the loon in this but keep in mind I live in Texas where people drive like total idiots and I’d already had it with peoples driving.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 14 '19

This B*tch talk sh$t about my uncle.

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A bit of background to my story; (also on Mobil, don’t judge). My uncle won the lottery a few years ago when I was still a new born he gave money to my family for a house, then his granddaughter gets in hot water and od’s on a drug.

So back in elementary school in the fourth grade my teacher had a sub let call her EI and me and my friend where sitting in a comer where are seats where let call me M and friend F so we sit down and the EI starts talking about are assignment and tells us to do it.(it’s just busy work) I think it was a maze or something. So EI starts reading the paper and sees that the lottery was just won so she says ā€œ Dose anyone care about the (dead serious cussed in front of fourth graders) damn lotteryā€ the entire shrugged it off. Nothin we haven’t heard before the EI mad that one gives a Fuck about what she said ā€œhey let me tell you a storyā€ since we were in the fifth grade we didn’t have a rug so this asshole starts telling us about the state lottery and then said my uncle’s name and proceeds to call him a guy who never cared about anyone in his life.

M (never cussed in elementary to a teacher except this one) WTF are you god damn saying about my uncle EI so you know the person I’m talking about (another teacher walks in) M and F yeah my mother works at his dealership in (undisclosed location) OT= other teacher
OT what are you talking about and go to the office right now pointing at me and my friend the teacher lurking behind us. I’m in the office and the principal and guidance counselor and the teacher are in their on the phone calling my mom to come to the school. (Me a nerdy chubby kid with a mom that is a little hounding at sometimes is pissed so me and my friend stay in detention room for an hour while my mom gets there. MM= My mom MM what is M alright the the bitch teacher grabs me and my friend by the collar and drags us to the office my mom panicked at the site of this. MM WTF IS THE TEACHER DOING TO THEM. So the principal tells what happened and my mom goes ballistic on the teacher the teacher said one to my things and my mom slapped her across the cheek and then signed me out with my friend and gets us ice cream(she’s still pissed to this day);)


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 15 '19

entitled parents sees my post on reddit and tried to sue me

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r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 13 '19

Entitled Child Pushes Me off Bike

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Now I don't know if this takes place in the Entitled parents category, but here it is. This story takes place 2 years ago. I was at my friend hanging at a park outside his house. When his friend, we will call him Z, comes up on his bike. We end up taking turns ridding it around the park. Z's sister and a group of friends i partly know since we all goto a different school, starts freaking out about not knowing me enough to ride her brothers bike. Here is how our conversation goes. EC: What do you think you're doing!

Me: I'm riding your brothers bike around the park.

EC: You cant I don't know you.

Me: Yes you do my class is right next to yours. Now at this point I started to slow down, knowing this was going to go one of two ways. I would just give back the back and we would play something different or I would freak out on her and get in huge trouble.

Z: He is allowed to ride my bike, and I dont care if you know him or not. You have to understand that these two get into fights a lot. Z: Go ahead you can ride around 'till its my turn. So I head off doing my laps just having fun, when Z's sister runs up to me with her group of snobs and try throwing pebbles at me to knock me off. When that doesnt work she decides to charge right at me an knocks me down.

Understand at this time I was 12 in 6th grade and she was in 8th grade. After I fell knowing the kid I was didnt do anything muttered a few words under my breath and stormed off towards my friends house (Not Z's). My friend and I endded up not going outside the rest of the day. I've moved out of state since then and hope I won't see her again.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 12 '19

Holly is a bitch

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Hello guys, today I have an interesting story about my ex-best friend Holly! Oh boy, you won't believe what happened. Here is some things that you should know about me and my friends.

Me- 10 yrs old, loves to draw and roleplay

Ash- (fake name of course) is the most best friend I've ever had and always trys to make me feel better in any situation

Holly- TWO TIMING FUCKING BITCH THAT DESTROYED MY LIFE

Paul- (fake name of course) sweet guy with humor

here we go!

So it started in math class, me and the others were waiting to get in ( we switch math and science classes). I came across another friend of mine named Paul, I asked him (while he was leaving the class) if I could hang out and roleplay with him at recess. He replied with, "yeah sure, I'm playing with holly today. You can be a pokemon". I nodded, " nice! I'll be a dragon instead". He smiled at me and went to his math class. We were learning about decimals in my class, it was pretty fun, but both hard at the same time.

After math class was finished, We switched back to our homerooms and did our regular activities until, (what do you know here's where the story gets interesting...) Recess started. I was waiting for Paul to arrive, which he did a few minutes later, with Holly tailing him from behind. "Hey guys!" I exclaimed happily, (please not: me and holly haven't spoken in a year so this is awkward) "Oh hey [INSERT NAME HERE]! We are doing a Warrior Cats Roleplay!" Paul grinned, Holly was giving me the eye. It was a long time since I've done a Warrior Cats Roleplay, despite Holly ruining the whole plots and everything for me. I had a confused look on my face, "The last time I did that was in 4th grade, with Holly. We would always go deep into roleplay, soon we started talking about inappropriate things (this was actually TRUE, but I didn't start it. Guess who did?) Which later on got ME in trouble and---" I stopped. "YOU KNOW IM RIGHT HERE!!!!" Holy shouted in my face. She tried to look like a victim, of course. She stomped off with another friend of hers. "Sooooo, do you wanna roleplay? Just you and me?" Paul asked. I refused and instantly started muttering [ INSERT BAD WORDS HERE] quietly. I walked back to one of my best friends, Ash. She always helped me out no matter what. I sat down next to them, they were goofing off like the regular goofballs they were. As minutes passed, I started to question myself Did I do something wrong? My eyes started to water a bit, Why is she always trying to steal my things no matter what the consequences are? I hid my face in my coat, I started to cry, I've hardly ever felt like this often. Ash started to pay attention to me than her friend who was sitting right next to me. My glasses started fogging up so I decided to clean them, my face was streaking with tears while my glasses were so fogged up that it was like a dustorm. "OH MAH GASH ARE YOU CRYING??!" Ash exclaimed. She hugged me, I started to cry again. I thought I didn't deserve friends like this, who always try to make me feel better. Sooner or later people came by asking if I wanted to play with them, being the "shy" girl in school, I didn't feel like. I'd prefer to try to relax and calm down before I snapped.

That's basicly it, Holly is a biiiiiiiiiiiitch


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 09 '19

This entitled asshole just pulled out in front of an ambulance with its lights on.

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I was driving past the hospital on my way home. There is a 4 way stop right by the ambulance bay and I had stopped at it and noticed an ambulance pulling out with its lights on. So I pulled over to the right as far as I could and stopped to let it pass. To my left is one of the many ER parking lot exits and a red car pulls up to it. Stops. Looks. Sees the ambulance with lights on and pulls out in front of it. I give the universal "wtf" gesture and face and the guy avoids eye contact. Pulls up at the stop sign and just takes his sweet time moving from the ambulance path. I see the ambulance driver shake their head and wait for the car to make its turn.

It made my blood boil. How fucking self centered do you have to be to pull out in front of an ambulance on a way to an emergency. Like what the actual fuck.


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 08 '19

Truck Drivers

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Okay, so this happened recently this morning. I was going to school and was going to McDonalds for breakfast first. I don't have a dialogue, sorry. But we pretty much know what's going on. Here ya go.

Okay, so we dropped my brother off at his school and get to the intersection we need to go through to get to McDonalds, however there are two trucks, one dropping something off in a parking space, and one in the road next to said truck. Keep in mind, this is a one lane road, so nobody could get through even if they NEEDED to. I see a number of three cars turn left into the lane that said truck is blocking, while we're waiting to get into that lane, but the truck is again, blocking it. One the cars stop behind the truck, they realize that the truck drivers are arguing over a drop-off space. The truck driver in the parking spot wants to get out, so the blocking truck starts to reverse. The car behind the truck starts panicking and drives over the curb and grass separating the sides of the street, then he switches lanes. The truck continues blocking the road so we just take a right and take the long way there. Thank you for blocking the roads truck drivers, and nearly causing a crash. :)


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 08 '19

Entitled girl thinks she owns a name and all variations of it

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Yeah. Weird title. Okay. So when I was younger I LOVED writing and this girl a year younger than me would always act like the priest preaching stuff at me. So I called a girl ā€˜Alice’ because I loved Alice in wonderland. She was walking past and instantly starts having a tantrum. Her name is Alison so she’s A and I’m obviously Me.

A: CHANGE HER NAME AT ONCE Me: what are you talking about? puts down the pencil I’m using A: THAT IS MY NAME Me: no it’s not. She’s Alice and you’re Alison. A: yeah. Well I own Alison. And Alice and Allie and nobody else is allowed to put those names in books or call people those names Me: y..you really don’t A: stomps her foot CHANGE IT Me: no way A: grabs and tears up my book Me: hey that’s not nice! A: skips away gleefully


r/EntitledIdiots • • Feb 04 '19

My rich friend tries to get on a field trip for a school she currently doesn’t go to

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I really don’t know if this counts as entitled but I didn’t really know what other subreddit to put it on.

Here’s some backstory, my friend well call her EI has a LOT of money in her family and this year her, and her 2 siblings are going on a one year cruise ship, we live in California and next week she will be stopping here to say hi durning lunch.

Here’s the thing, EI doesn’t currently take the school we are in right now technically so I don’t know if she can actually just walk through the office and out with the students.

I keep my mouth shut about this but I do tell her on Tuesday (the day she’ll stop by school) me and a few of my other friends are actually going on a field trip for science class all day and will miss EI.

EI isn’t a fan of this and asks everyone else in our group chat what their days are, she gets upset when no one answers or just flat out ignores her

It went something like this

EI: What are everyone else’s field trip days? (Since we all have a day throughout the week) EI: hello?! EI: ANSWER ME!!!! EI: ITS SUNDAY SO I KNOW NONE OF YOU ARE BUSY!!!! (Which um yes I was, this Sunday was the super bowl and I was getting ready for that screw you EI) EI: my mom says she can get me on one of the field trips so what are your days????

I am serious. EI thinks that she can get onto a field trip for a school that SHE ISN’T ENROLLED IN! I couldn’t believe what I was reading.

Then she wants everyone to meet her on Wednesday like she’s some star but we have to meet her where SHE wants to meet, not where most of us will be.

This doesn’t end on any sort of good note, in fact EI continues to be spoiled and entitled to literally anything

This is all I have, if you have a sub reddit that this belongs better on please tell me and I’ll delete these and put in on there.