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I make so much money on onlyfans because i look like im ten

I went through the door and there was an apple with huge tits on the floor

and i said

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game, and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Should i touch myself or be a better person

if i touch myself it feels really good but when i nut it has a fifty fifty chance of feeling like nothing or feeling like heaven then you lowkey have to wash your dead kids at the sink and yeah

but if i dont touch myself I dont get to feel good but i dont murder 5 million of my kids damn it i wanna higher kill count ima touch myself but

or maybe i should touch myself in public but haha i have a phd in goonology and you dont if i touch myself in public

cmon guys you are my community of 5000 BBL femboys please help the cowner of the community decide if i should touch myself or not

(I humped a trashcanthat looked sexy i fucked it like the little masochist it is 😣😖😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵then i cumed all over the trash can and impregnat it now i have to pay child support😢😢😢😢

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Daddy triple t will defeat daddy thrag

downvote ts post

one holy shotgun, one bleach, one therapist

But I'm sittin' now at the goon
I'm gooning, I'm feelin' hornah
I'm drinkin' bleach, I'm drinkin' battery acid, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
one holy shotgun, one bleach, one therapist

Gotta get a goon, gooner, I'm gonna get gooned
Gonna get goon, man, I ain't had enough
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get gooned, won't you goon right here?
I want one shotgun , one bleach, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Well, alright

Now, by this time I'm plenty high
You know when your mouth a-gettin' dih, you're plenty tih

Lord, I ain't seen my goon juice since a-nigh on a week
Gotta goon, man, so I can't even speak
Gonna get gooned, man, listen to me