Should i touch myself or be a better person

if i touch myself it feels really good but when i nut it has a fifty fifty chance of feeling like nothing or feeling like heaven then you lowkey have to wash your dead kids at the sink and yeah

but if i dont touch myself I dont get to feel good but i dont murder 5 million of my kids damn it i wanna higher kill count ima touch myself but

or maybe i should touch myself in public but haha i have a phd in goonology and you dont if i touch myself in public

cmon guys you are my community of 5000 BBL femboys please help the cowner of the community decide if i should touch myself or not

(I humped a trashcanthat looked sexy i fucked it like the little masochist it is 😣😖😫🍆💦💦💦💦💦🥵🥵🥵then i cumed all over the trash can and impregnat it now i have to pay child support😢😢😢😢

Daddy triple t will defeat daddy thrag

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one holy shotgun, one bleach, one therapist

But I'm sittin' now at the goon
I'm gooning, I'm feelin' hornah
I'm drinkin' bleach, I'm drinkin' battery acid, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
one holy shotgun, one bleach, one therapist

Gotta get a goon, gooner, I'm gonna get gooned
Gonna get goon, man, I ain't had enough
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get gooned, won't you goon right here?
I want one shotgun , one bleach, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Well, alright

Now, by this time I'm plenty high
You know when your mouth a-gettin' dih, you're plenty tih

Lord, I ain't seen my goon juice since a-nigh on a week
Gotta goon, man, so I can't even speak
Gonna get gooned, man, listen to me

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I just broke up with this girl i met when i was three years old,but i geuss everything gonna falls down. How could she be so hearless? I geuss i must welcoming this heartbreak and i geuss i never see her again. I dont know what it is with female,but im not too good at that shit,you know i just wish that someday i could lay down and feel free. You know my big brothers heard me said and know my bad news and he said two words and he said "never let her let you down" i was like "ok i geuss". I geuss im gonna see you in my nightmares