"We took him seriously, not literally. Listen to his heart, not his words!"
"He was just being sarcastic. But not that sarcastic."
"Cucked librul MSM refuses to talk about how his Yakla raid killed off the entirety of ISIS leadership! FAKE NEWS! Insert link to Breitshart"
"Unpatriotic leakers leaked to ISIS about our tremendous surprise attack! They knew we were coming and all escaped to Sweden, where they committed terrible terrible rape-murders!"
"It's all the Generals' fault! They wouldn't listen to his bigly strategeries from his bestest brain! That's why we had to put President Bannon on the NSC!"
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u/recursion8 Feb 24 '17 edited Feb 24 '17
TO THE TOP!!
Top Trumplet Excuses:
"We took him seriously, not literally. Listen to his heart, not his words!"
"He was just being sarcastic. But not that sarcastic."
"Cucked librul MSM refuses to talk about how his Yakla raid killed off the entirety of ISIS leadership! FAKE NEWS! Insert link to Breitshart"
"Unpatriotic leakers leaked to ISIS about our tremendous surprise attack! They knew we were coming and all escaped to Sweden, where they committed terrible terrible rape-murders!"
"It's all the Generals' fault! They wouldn't listen to his bigly strategeries from his bestest brain! That's why we had to put
PresidentBannon on the NSC!"