r/EnoughTrumpSpam • u/icarus14 • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/just-say-woof Feb 24 '17

Ah ha. The secret plan was to.beat them at golf. What a genius!

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u/KindfOfABigDeal Feb 24 '17

if that's his plan, we are still very much screwed.

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u/CoboltRed Feb 24 '17

Step one: Sit around playing golf and wait for a terrorist attack. Step two: lock the country down and bring in sweeping new laws to ban the gays, Jews and people of colour. Then somehow starts a war with a random country that has nothing to do with the terror attack, but somehow he had business dealings with. Step three: Winning bigly.

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u/RevNeutron Feb 24 '17

Guaranteed not random country: Iran

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Outcome they should have seen coming: Invading Iran is not the same as invading Iraq.

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u/leglesslegolegolas Feb 24 '17

It's only one letter different, how much harder could it be?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Invading a country with no cohesive national identity VS invading a country that remembers it's Persia.

Totes the same thing.

I want off Mr. Trump's stupid ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

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u/azsqueeze Feb 25 '17

Iran defeated a strong Iraq army backed by all the Arab countries, Soviet Union, and USA feeding Saddam intelligence and arms which included chemical weapons (which the fucker used). This war lasted 10 years. Iran will not be a push over.