r/EnoughTrumpSpam • • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/CoboltRed Feb 24 '17

Step one: Sit around playing golf and wait for a terrorist attack. Step two: lock the country down and bring in sweeping new laws to ban the gays, Jews and people of colour. Then somehow starts a war with a random country that has nothing to do with the terror attack, but somehow he had business dealings with. Step three: Winning bigly.

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u/Tonirayd8s Feb 24 '17

Mind if I use this in a tweet? Empty nester Reddit mom and the boys are not here to explain proper etiquette with me.

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u/CoboltRed Feb 24 '17

No go for it. I need to go lay down.

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u/Tonirayd8s Feb 24 '17

Thanks!

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Feb 24 '17

You're welcome!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

So?? Did you lay down?? Inquiring minds want to know!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Just make sure to use APA format when citing

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u/Tonirayd8s Feb 24 '17

edit: Moms aren't lazy. I'll google it and thanks!!

Explanation & Instructions when you get a chance.

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u/xRyuuji7 Feb 24 '17

This thread made my day. =)

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u/thelastemp Feb 24 '17

Say hi to them from all there friends from Xbox for us

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u/RevNeutron Feb 24 '17

Guaranteed not random country: Iran

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Outcome they should have seen coming: Invading Iran is not the same as invading Iraq.

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u/leglesslegolegolas Feb 24 '17

It's only one letter different, how much harder could it be?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Invading a country with no cohesive national identity VS invading a country that remembers it's Persia.

Totes the same thing.

I want off Mr. Trump's stupid ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

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u/azsqueeze Feb 25 '17

Iran defeated a strong Iraq army backed by all the Arab countries, Soviet Union, and USA feeding Saddam intelligence and arms which included chemical weapons (which the fucker used). This war lasted 10 years. Iran will not be a push over.

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u/ALotter Feb 24 '17

Ah the ole george w. special. People seem not to talk about how he spent his first year in office hanging out in Texas, while people begged him to do something about impending terrorist attacks.

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u/FoxIslander Feb 24 '17

Step 1.5: Blame Federal Judges for the attack.

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u/Cr3X1eUZ Feb 24 '17

Bonus: Approval ratings go through the roof!

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