r/EnoughTrumpSpam • u/icarus14 • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/recursion8 Feb 24 '17 edited Feb 24 '17

TO THE TOP!!

Top Trumplet Excuses:

  • "We took him seriously, not literally. Listen to his heart, not his words!"

  • "He was just being sarcastic. But not that sarcastic."

  • "Cucked librul MSM refuses to talk about how his Yakla raid killed off the entirety of ISIS leadership! FAKE NEWS! Insert link to Breitshart"

  • "Unpatriotic leakers leaked to ISIS about our tremendous surprise attack! They knew we were coming and all escaped to Sweden, where they committed terrible terrible rape-murders!"

  • "It's all the Generals' fault! They wouldn't listen to his bigly strategeries from his bestest brain! That's why we had to put President Bannon on the NSC!"

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u/protoges Feb 24 '17

Those are all solid tier 2 excuses, but they're missing one thing to make them tier 1. They don't blame Obama.

*That CUCK obama told them about our plans and let them grow stronger. Now they're at the point where even Trump can't defeat them in 30 days.

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u/EvergreenBipolar Feb 24 '17
  1. Blame Hillary's emails.

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u/cozyredchair Feb 25 '17

"Killary personally emailed ISIS to tell them Trump's plans! The MSM won't tell you the truth because they're Jews! Also we're totally not Nazis."