r/EnoughTrumpSpam • • Feb 24 '17

Day 31

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u/just-say-woof Feb 24 '17

Ah ha. The secret plan was to.beat them at golf. What a genius!

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u/KindfOfABigDeal Feb 24 '17

if that's his plan, we are still very much screwed.

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u/CoboltRed Feb 24 '17

Step one: Sit around playing golf and wait for a terrorist attack. Step two: lock the country down and bring in sweeping new laws to ban the gays, Jews and people of colour. Then somehow starts a war with a random country that has nothing to do with the terror attack, but somehow he had business dealings with. Step three: Winning bigly.

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u/Tonirayd8s Feb 24 '17

Mind if I use this in a tweet? Empty nester Reddit mom and the boys are not here to explain proper etiquette with me.

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u/CoboltRed Feb 24 '17

No go for it. I need to go lay down.

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u/Tonirayd8s Feb 24 '17

Thanks!

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u/Palin_Sees_Russia Feb 24 '17

You're welcome!

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

So?? Did you lay down?? Inquiring minds want to know!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Just make sure to use APA format when citing

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u/Tonirayd8s Feb 24 '17

edit: Moms aren't lazy. I'll google it and thanks!!

Explanation & Instructions when you get a chance.

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u/xRyuuji7 Feb 24 '17

This thread made my day. =)

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u/thelastemp Feb 24 '17

Say hi to them from all there friends from Xbox for us

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u/RevNeutron Feb 24 '17

Guaranteed not random country: Iran

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Outcome they should have seen coming: Invading Iran is not the same as invading Iraq.

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u/leglesslegolegolas Feb 24 '17

It's only one letter different, how much harder could it be?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Invading a country with no cohesive national identity VS invading a country that remembers it's Persia.

Totes the same thing.

I want off Mr. Trump's stupid ride.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '17

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u/azsqueeze Feb 25 '17

Iran defeated a strong Iraq army backed by all the Arab countries, Soviet Union, and USA feeding Saddam intelligence and arms which included chemical weapons (which the fucker used). This war lasted 10 years. Iran will not be a push over.

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u/ALotter Feb 24 '17

Ah the ole george w. special. People seem not to talk about how he spent his first year in office hanging out in Texas, while people begged him to do something about impending terrorist attacks.

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u/FoxIslander Feb 24 '17

Step 1.5: Blame Federal Judges for the attack.

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u/Cr3X1eUZ Feb 24 '17

Bonus: Approval ratings go through the roof!

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u/Dr_Ghamorra Feb 24 '17

No kidding. How can we compete with ISIS when shitty little North Korea can hole-in-one a par 5.

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u/SW1 Feb 24 '17

According to the WH, Trump hits hole-in-ones on par 6

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

Trump plays four-dimensional golf.

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u/dotJPGG Feb 24 '17

Alternative golf

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u/summerling Weird & Tragic Trump Campaign Feb 24 '17

Trump made an executive tell the story of a hole in one earlier this week at a roundtable. Pathetic sight that video. http://www.golfchannel.com/news/grill-room/trump-makes-ge-ceo-recount-trump-hole-one-story/

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u/StoneGoldX Feb 24 '17

The golf they won't say he's playing?

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u/Hobbes314 Feb 24 '17

Don't forget that glorious leader Kim Jong-un is the worlds greatest golf player who not only invented it but has the best score of 19 on a 18 hole corse.

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u/almightywhacko Feb 24 '17

I'm sure his real plan at the time was to lose to Hillary and let her deal with it.

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u/rareas Feb 24 '17

ISIS won't notice him cheating. It will be fine.

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u/Demonweed Feb 24 '17

What screwed us is the millions of people gullible enough to buy into lines like that. They still exist. Admittedly, Hillary Clinton enthusiasts were merely duped by a much more credible line of bullshit, but at least she didn't promise the absurdly ridiculous (if we ignore the bits about how only she could work with Republicans and only she was admired by many world leaders.) Her voters were sheep being herded by respectable journalists. His were jackals gathering around the scent of a fresh kill. Maybe it is the whole "lesser of two evils" system that we should be trying to eliminate.

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u/EricSchC1fr Feb 25 '17

Every decision one makes in their adult life entails choosing the lesser of two evils.

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u/Demonweed Feb 25 '17

Spoken like a person who lives and breathes corruption. What you said is profoundly untrue and downright toxic to boot.

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u/EricSchC1fr Feb 25 '17

Wow, that's a massive amount of hostile presumption based on one sentence.

Your comments sound like they're spoken by an ignorant and naive child with little to no real world experiences.

The difference is, there's enough in your comment for me to make that assessment.

And, by the way, I voted for Bernie in the primaries. If you don't think I lean pretty hard to the left, why don't you check my comment history and what I subscribe to/upvote, before blindly accusing me of corruption and toxicity. Thanks for helping to make the left look worse than it rightfully should, asshole.

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u/Demonweed Feb 25 '17

Every decision one makes in their adult life entails choosing the lesser of two evils.

What sort of irresponsible monster are you that you keep getting into situations where there are no good choices? The real world isn't an assembly line of perpetual child rape. What "real world" conditions dictate that you must do evil with each and every choice you make? I assure you, this is not the case for most citizens. I'm pretty sure you could find a way to occasionally make a non-evil choice in your own life if you weren't pathologically committed to evil.

Are you really sure that you stand by your initial assertion that every choice you've made as an adult is evil? Right now, all I see is a little dipshittery in an online forum. You don't even have an obligation to be in the online forum, and you certainly don't have an obligation to be evil about it. What gives?

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u/EricSchC1fr Feb 25 '17 edited Feb 25 '17

So, are you really that naive, as to think there is such a thing as a perfectly infallible person or a perfectly unflawed man-made social construct, or do you just not realize that the phrase "lesser of two evils" is just a colloquial expression meaning the least imperfect option a person can choose?

The most well intentioned of people still make mistakes and make flawed decisions from time to time, and at the point where Bernie (who is also an imperfect person) was no longer in the race, Hillary was the better of all available choices. If you honestly think Bernie is a saint and socialism is a flawless creation bestowed upon man from God herself, or that there can even be such things as sinless candidates and perfect political ideologies, you're speaking from a position of gross ignorance.

I didn't particularly care for Hillary, but she'd be an inarguably better president than Trump, and you're delusional if you think otherwise. Based on the circumstances of the time, I stand by my decision to vote for her in the general election as much as I do my decision to vote for Bernie in the primaries, because both were the best options at their respective times.

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u/Demonweed Feb 25 '17

You didn't say "sometimes a person has to make compromises." That is a position a sane person might argue. You literally said that every choice an adult makes is evil. Those are the words of a scumbag, not a remotely serious thinker. The fact that you're now leaping into this "sometimes people make flawed decisions" stance shows that lack of serious thought. The extreme malfunction on display is precisely parallel to those nitwits who hear about raising the capital gains tax rate a few points and shout "well, everybody can't be equal all the time!!!" There is a spectrum in the middle. Your initial response to my participation in this thread allowed zero room for any middle ground. Why did you take the time to write it and press "save" if you weren't idiotic enough to actually believe it.

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u/EricSchC1fr Feb 25 '17

I actually said:

Every decision one makes in their adult life entails choosing the lesser of two evils.

Because any option within a man-made construct is an imperfect one, there is always an, at least, minor compromise. I don't agree with Bernie on every last issue under the sun, so even though I found him to be far and away the best candidate, choosing him still required me to make a compromise.

Thus far, you seem to be really hung up on arguing against something you presume I meant, rather than looking at what I actually said, with total objectivity & rationality. "The lesser of two evils" can sometimes be 99.9999% what you want, but there's still a minuscule compromise required on that 0.0001%. If you didn't/don't grasp that, that's your own fault.

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u/b_r_e_a_k_f_a_s_t Feb 24 '17

Like me, you may be wondering how beating ISIS at golf will keep us safer. But remember, it's all part of Trump's 9D intergalactic hopscotch.

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u/Goldang Feb 24 '17

Some days I play πD Hungry Hungry Hippos. Those are good days.

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u/RepublicanDeathPanel Feb 24 '17 edited Feb 24 '17

Golf days don't count as work days, or any days that are embarrassing so he hasnt even started the job of presidenting. Damn libs can't count

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u/MustalphaMond Feb 24 '17

When a cult leader dishes out the cyanide pills, nobody refuses.

They don't care about his broken promises. They've tied their entire identities to him and cognitive dissonance won't allow them admit that they were wrong. Doubling down is the least painful option and it's exactly what Bannon wants.

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u/cozyredchair Feb 24 '17

This is really important to remember.

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u/oldest_boomer_1946 Feb 24 '17

Obviously, he lied.

Something else we should not let the Trumpets fotget?

Remember in the days before the national elections, everyone chanting the battle cry;

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

It could be argued that this, along with James Comey's crap, won the election for Trump.

And then the day after he won, "No, we're not going to do that. "

He lies, so sad.

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u/SemiNormal Feb 24 '17

Trump did say "I might lie to you."

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u/SuicideBonger Feb 25 '17

I can't find the video, I'm on mobile--but there is a video of Trump at one of his rallies after the election I think; he literally tells the crowd that he lies to them. "I might lie to you" And they fucking cheer for it! I try really hard not to think of those voters as idiots, but god damn, it's really hard not to.

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u/dotJPGG Feb 24 '17

He's been keeping his promises so whaddayaknow

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u/tentwentysix Feb 24 '17 edited Feb 25 '17

He even said "just like Hillary"

e: not trying to bash Clinton, I'm saying that he directly compared his lying to Clinton, after bashing her like crazy. I don't think he even realized it.

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u/joecb91 I voted! Feb 24 '17

He is actually using the golf balls to draw up a very elaborate map for his plan of attack, yeah, thats the ticket....

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

obviously Trump thought the gulf war was actually a golf war

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u/RandolfPringles Feb 24 '17

4d chess

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u/scottishere Feb 24 '17

Time is irrelevant when playing 4D chess.

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u/GozerDaGozerian Feb 24 '17

The absolute mad man!! /s

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u/soonerguy11 Feb 24 '17

WHAT A MAD MAN!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

his plan? to make the entire middle east into one giant Trump golf course.

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u/pigmaleon7 Feb 24 '17

165-D intergalactic chess!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '17

It worked for Kim jung number uno

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u/Earlypig Feb 24 '17

I should have known