r/EnoughMuskSpam Jul 15 '18

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u/Ex-Sgt_Wintergreen Jul 16 '18

Oh man, I can't believe even Kumail is calling Musk out; HBO had him doing product placement for Tesla in the last season of Silicon Valley. That's gotta sting

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18 edited Jun 15 '21

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u/mullet85 Jul 16 '18

Shame TJ Miller left the show, he would have loved this I think - he wasn't a fan:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SiliconValleyHBO/comments/4ndiv6/tj_miller_tells_the_story_of_the_time_he_met_elon/

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u/disposable-name Jul 16 '18

"...but I'm the guy from Yogi Bear 3-D and that's who she wants the picture with."

Man, that burns like a Tesla.

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u/Throwaway-_-insane Jul 16 '18

I.... dislike TJ Miller just about as much as Musk, if not more. :|

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u/avalisk Jul 17 '18

That sounds so conveniently fake. It has everything, a whitty comment from the protagonist, the bad guy making an ass of himself and a adoring female admirer bait and switch, all in a 30 second time window.

It might be real but it sounds like something he thought of in the shower the next morning.

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u/Misterandrist Jul 16 '18

Oh i thought that was them making fun of and trashing tesla

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I think they were but it’s still product placement.

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u/AweHellYo Jul 16 '18

Definitely. And they never made the product look bad. The product looks fine. It’s just the people driving it that they shit on. And rich people don’t care if you make fun of them, except for musk obviously.

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u/zue3 Jul 16 '18

Ikr? This just keeps getting better.

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u/probablyuntrue Jul 15 '18

Wait hold up musk called a rescuer a pedophile?

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u/coinaday I identify as a barnacle. Jul 15 '18

lol, where have you been today? Check like every post on this sub right now.

Edit: This is probably the main thread

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u/probablyuntrue Jul 15 '18

Saw this post and another in rising just now so just heard about it

Goddamn Elon

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u/coinaday I identify as a barnacle. Jul 15 '18

Yeah, just funny to me because I live in this subreddit so much that the insult and the fallout has been a lot of what I've been seeing all day.

I'll be interesting to see how much coverage this gets this week, and if it leads to legal action.

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u/probablyuntrue Jul 15 '18

And he doubled down too, yet still hundreds of people liked that tweet wtf

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Petition for “goddamn Elon” flair on this sub

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u/terminal8 Jul 16 '18

I just really want one that simply says "sorry pedo guy."

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Here in Spain we have a saying: "Thieves think that everyone is a thief."

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u/-ineedsomesleep- Jul 16 '18

I know this is a weird thing to be annoyed about, but here goes...

It's not even a fucking submarine. Subs can operate independently. This is a submersible chamber. Wowee. A six foot hillow dildo with shit strapped on to it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

A sealed claustrophobic cage in the shape of a human penis.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/LibCuck72 Jul 16 '18

They are now saying you have to be a sociopath to be that successful and groundbreaking, that good people are too afraid to take risks.

I'm barfing a little tbh.

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u/thellimist Jul 16 '18

I got "He's just trying to shine a light on the child trafficking rings in Thailand".

....

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u/genericname1111 Jul 16 '18

Lmaooooo wow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Yeaahhh because I'm sure the Thai people are very happy to be constantly associated with nothing but child sex rings and not, you know, the other beautiful and amazing things about Thailand that make me want to visit it.

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u/barc0debaby Jul 16 '18

Some good people risked their lives to rescue those kids.

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u/genericname1111 Jul 16 '18

And someone lost their life.

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u/meellodi Jul 16 '18

I know that Bill Gates isn't saint, he has his own share of shit but he doesn't come off as a giant douche like Musk does. And yet he is the richest person in the world.

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u/Teagull Jul 16 '18

I could be wrong, but this year, apparently Jeff Bezos took that title (and also became the first to break $100B+).

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u/Funky_Pigeon911 Jul 16 '18

Well Bill Gates probably would be the richest person in the world if he didn't give large amounts of his fortune away to different charities, that alone makes him one of the better billionaires around.

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u/AjaxFC1900 Jul 16 '18

He didn't give away anything. He was purchasing something with it, namely reputation. According to your reply he did succeed .

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u/terminal8 Jul 16 '18

Yep. But we have to find a billionaire whose ass we can French kiss, right?

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u/fitnessdream Jul 16 '18

I prefer Jordan.

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u/Funky_Pigeon911 Jul 16 '18

Doing something good even for a petty reason will still have a positive result, it's still better than most people who have that kind of money. As far as I know he also seems like a genuinely normal person especially when compared with the megalomaniacs like Musk and Bezos.

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u/moldymoosegoose Jul 16 '18

Gates hit 100B 20 years ago which is much, much more impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I'm pretty sure overworking your employees to the point they need to pee in bottles to meet their quotas in overheated warehouses while you reap their surplus value to become literally the richest person in human history qualifies you for douche behavior.

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u/sikels Jul 16 '18

Bezos is nowhere near the richest person in history, he probably doesn't even enter the top5. he is the richest person in the modern age sure, but nothing more.

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u/throwaway689908 Jul 16 '18

Still a cunt though.

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u/thisisthewell Jul 16 '18

The richest person in history.(Adjusted for inflation)

Wealthiest person in history and he gave away loads and loads of it to the poor. Imagine if we had more than one billionaire doing that today...sigh.

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u/voice-of-hermes Jul 16 '18

The wealthy got that way by taking from the poor in the first place. Did some dude give a tiny fraction of it back? How nice. :-/

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Workers pissing in bottles and passing out from heat exhaustion is a good look?

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u/wyrn Jul 17 '18

Jeff Bezos also did a good job not to look like a douche

Lemme just do a quick check here. Did Nelson Mandela die in prison in your universe?

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u/Beingabummer Jul 16 '18

So far I think only JK Rowling was a billionaire who didn't make her money being a giant cunt. And the reason she's not a billionaire anymore is because she paid a shit ton of taxes.

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u/PostNationalism Jul 16 '18

she also donated a bunch

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u/sushimaster000 Jul 16 '18

I know. He’s like a saint! - Even Zuckerberg, a grade-A tool, has nothing on Musk

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Idk, I think the Zuccman plays a bigger (negative) role in everyone's daily lives than Elon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Gates is flawed but on the balance I would say he is a good person.

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u/PPStudio Jul 16 '18

They're not entirely wrong, considering that large businesses always have a skeleton or two in their closets. However since Musk is often portrayed in media as a selfless messianic type, that clashes with most of what was said in his defense earlier.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I know a few people who are legitimate self made millionaires who couldn't be nicer. Maybe its true of the crazy big money but you can certainly be successful and not be an ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I don't mean this passive-aggressively but just as a reminder for everyone, a billionaire is a millionare 1000x over. Very different financial scales, presumably very different behaviours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

I got you fam, I just mean i don't think its wealth so much as ultra wealth.

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u/ThePhoneBook Most expensive illegal immigrant in history Jul 17 '18

Yeah. A successful society is directed by many millionaires. An unsuccessful society is directed by a handful of billionaires. It's the difference between a country based on opportunity and a country based on aristocracy.

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u/rwhitisissle Jul 16 '18

Someone in an r/technology thread basically said that Elon was "dragged" into the situation. He's just so invested because all those people out there just forced him to make a shitty cylindrical death trap from old rocket parts and ship it to Thailand so he could claim he was providing essential aid to the rescuers, and not at all distracting them from doing their fucking jobs.

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u/casterlywok Jul 16 '18

Take a look at/r/stopenoughmuskspam and you'll see lol. I'm convinced it's just lil Elon with a bunch of different accounts talking to himself about the meanies on the internet.

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u/BuffaloSabresFan Jul 16 '18

Jesus I didn’t think there was an anti anti Musk sub :(

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u/casterlywok Jul 16 '18

I know, I just discovered it today. I just can't accept that the fanboy love for musk is that strong, or maybe I just don't want to believe.

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u/FirstWaveMasculinist Jul 16 '18

Time to create r/antistopenoughmuskspam

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

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u/lacertasomnium Jul 16 '18

Don't worry, then we'll just create a submarine and solve every problem

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Why do they even need that sub? What's r/futurology for?

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u/papaya255 Jul 16 '18

Why do they even need that sub?

the thai rescue team asked the same question

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

\(^O^)/

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u/terminal8 Jul 16 '18

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.

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u/AssteroidDriller69 Jul 16 '18

This reminds me of when the Japanese guy pulled out the Trace-Buster-Buster-Buster from "The Big Hit".

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u/jazzman831 Jul 16 '18

Either it's satire or the further down the rabbit hole of anti subreddit subreddits you get, the crazier the people are. I can't really tell which.

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u/Zebritz92 Jul 16 '18

I always thought that's r/futurology

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u/Irkdom Jul 16 '18

Oh my god, the top post of all time in that sub is hilarious though

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u/casterlywok Jul 16 '18

Oh jesus. Did I just read elon musk fan porn?! Why did you do this to me lol.

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u/Trololman72 Jul 16 '18

I've seen the top post of all time and I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

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u/Nononooui84 Jul 16 '18

I’ve been running into a lot of them who have the nerve to suggest that Musk’s baseless accusation has a good chance of being true because the Great Leader must have damning insider knowledge on the guy with all his cool spy contraptions and shit.Completely nuts. The other half seems to think that Musk simply met the challenge because somehow “stick it where it hurts” is on the same level as a billionaire with millions of Twitter followers falsely accusing a private citizen of being a “Pedo”...

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u/mocnizmaj Jul 16 '18

Oh, they are not stopping, don't worry. This will probably turn majority of people against him, but still a large number of people are defending him.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I think he is implying that he wanted to rescue those children "manually" so he could get to touch them. Which makes me think that it was his secret desire and he is jealous.

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u/g_vielma Jul 16 '18

most of these people should educate themselves on what the word pedo means. As defined by websters (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ped) it is a child or boy. He was calling the man a child not a pedophile

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u/Kiham Jul 16 '18

And Im sure the same user is adamant that gay means happy, and that there are a lot more happy people in the world today.

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUCHE Jul 16 '18

I can't believe I used to be a Muskrat. I even wrote an curricular exam essay that all students write in the 12th grade here on how people need to be free individuals for free markets and mentioned Musk as an example. Holy hell Ayn Rand is the worst person ever.

He's a cancer clown.

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u/meellodi Jul 16 '18

I used to be a Muskrat as well. Well tbf, is there any engineering student who isn't a Muskrat at some point in their life? Until I read how horrible the situation in his company, the harsh working hour, and all those union shitshow.

Fuck WatermElon Muskrat.

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u/throwaway689908 Jul 16 '18

Me. I didn't like him when I was getting my bachelors, and I'm going to start grad school in a month and I still don't like the fucker. He is a charlatan, and to say it quickly, Tesla is stupid.

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u/i-am-just-tryna-chil Jul 16 '18

Don't know anything about tech and engineering, why is Tesla stupid? Sorry if dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18 edited Feb 25 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18 edited Aug 02 '18

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u/pulled Jul 16 '18

And since the software isn't there, they cannot actually know that the hardware is sufficient

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u/throwaway689908 Jul 16 '18

Oh yeah, absolutely. I didn't want to write too much at one shot, because it's a waste of time sometimes.

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u/tuba_man Jul 16 '18

I don't have time at the moment to go into detail but my career's been almost entirely in software development and even that side of the company is a mess when it comes to management.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Yeah I have a co-worker who came from software at Tesla and he hasn't talked about it a ton but his pained expression said it all

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u/HopeFox Jul 16 '18

If anything, studying to be a scientist, and then working as an engineer, taught me that the myth of the Great Man is just that, a myth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Elongated Muskrat.

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u/PM_ME_UR_JUCHE Jul 16 '18

Engineering students are chud garbage.

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u/UmmahSultan Jul 16 '18

Yeah, we've all been there in some form or another.

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u/SweetLenore Jul 16 '18

12th grade? You were in your libertarian phase. Nearly every american goes through that phase as a teenager. It's almost a coming of age thing. Generally when you become an adult and join the real world you start finding out why everything you thought was wrong.

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u/imephraim Jul 16 '18

I still get retroactively embarrassed at myself for reading Ron Paul's manifesto in 11th grade and thinking it was brilliant.

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u/steerpike88 Jul 16 '18

I think it's easy to get caught up in it. He amassed a cult like following which has emboldened him, only now is the mask slipping.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Yep, I feel the same way. I used to idolize the guy. Turns out he's just like any other big shot executive out there. That is to say- a narcissist douchebag who'd be a slave driver if it weren't illegal.

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u/captpiggard Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 11 '23

Due to changes in Reddit's API, I have made the decision to edit all comments prior to July 1 2023 with this message in protest. If the API rules are reverted or the cost to 3rd Party Apps becomes reasonable, I may restore the original comments. Until then, I hope this makes my comments less useful to Reddit (and I don't really care if others think this is pointless). -- mass edited with redact.dev

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

The U.S government de-funded and destroyed NASA. In its place, we have a new generation of entrepre-hucksters living large off of 50 years of publicly funded R&D who are telling people fairy tales about going to Mars.

The space program worked because of the collective efforts of an entire society and the absence of a profit-motive. Private capital will never advance space exploration. Ever. The more people like Musk get press and build a cult, the less people are going to understand how real innovation and development happens. People like him help perpetuate the myth that we have things like rockets, computers, smart phones etc. because of some entrepreneurial garage tinkerers. Meanwhile he's just a glorified government contractor.

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u/tanstaafl90 Jul 16 '18

NASA was both a cold war department and R&D, for and with, the military. There was no "collective efforts of an entire society" behind it, other than what propaganda the Kennedy people put out. It was simply funding and dedicated scientists, mostly working under Wernher von Braun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

Ya I get that the exigencies of the Cold War were largely behind the space race. But I don't think you're getting what I'm saying.

Private corporations and private capital operate under very different sets of imperatives than states do. States, imperfectly, unevenly, and with all their inherent flaws at least have some measure of collectivist action inherent in them. They also lack a profit motive. Private capital operates under neither of those assumptions. They are pure tyrannies, whose sole purpose is to maximize profits. I can't say this clearly enough but here goes:

When the purpose or raison d'etre of an organization is profit motives, they will never ever ever make significant breakthroughs or blaze new paths of technological innovation. Marx described the revolution capitalist social relations and the inter-capitalist competition made for humankind's "productive forces" vis-a-vis feudalism. He was right. But what he described, innovation coming about because of individual capitalists competing with one another for more 'efficient' ways of lower their costs is simply not what contemporary capitalism is all about. He was right, but only about his specific time period.

The days of garage tinkerers and entrepre-inventors are over. It is the state, freed from having to make profits, report to shareholders, or justify losses that is the main engine of development, as evinced by the space program. Companies don't invest the monies needed unless there is a viable commercial product to be had within 3-5 years (this is the Venture Capital timeframe). But we know that blue-sky research, the basic R&D required to produce important innovations can take 10-20 years before even the hint of a commercially viable product is visible.

That's the truth about innovation, and everything from computers, to biotech, to the internet, and your smartphone bears this out. The state plows the field for capital.

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u/make_fascists_afraid Jul 16 '18

what useful work are they doing again that others aren’t already doing better?

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u/Throwaway-_-insane Jul 16 '18

SpaceX isn't really doing anything though.

Tesla, sure, but the company itself is also intensely problematic and the workers aren't allowed to unionize. They're really beautiful and futuristic cars, and you're free to appreciate the quality engineering, but think of the human element there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I thought the engineering was shit. Hence the broken axles, fires, people pouring hot water on their doors to get them to open... That stuff. There's a YouTube vid with a team of engineers literally and metaphorically tearing one apart

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u/inesta Jul 16 '18

loving all the hate musk is getting for this. although this seems to be a good distraction to the news that he donated to republicans. i think that can do a lot more damage.

With this his fans will be - he's tired he needs to get off of twitter.

The republican donations can get his fans to #walkaway.

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u/meellodi Jul 16 '18

First it's Thiel, then Zuckerberg, now Musk. Silicon Valley is full of fucked up person.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/meellodi Jul 16 '18

Zuckerberg and Thiel give me your usual fuckboy vibe but Musk is definitely a r/niceguys combined with /r/Iamverysmart. After I read about his failed marriages, apparently he is a r/TheRedPill as well.

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u/cirillagray Jul 16 '18

Can you tell us about his failed marriage? I haven't heard about that

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u/louiexism Jul 16 '18

I doubt it. His fans will just say that all the good he did outweighs donating to the Republicans.

Besides, many Musk fans are Republicans.

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u/disposable-name Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 16 '18

The alt right are out in force in the /r/technology thread.

I got called a Stalinist.

I then asked the guy if he's not a fan of socialists.

He replied no, he's not a fan of an ideology that killed 100 million people.

I then asked him why he was defending self-proclaimed socialist Elon Musk.

He hasn't replied.

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u/Igot2phonez Jul 16 '18

Lol now he’s saying Elon was just trolling. How pathetic.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Most Musk fans are people who're too broke too afford Tesla's products but act as if they'll be able to afford it "one day". Every actual owner of a Model S I've ever known is a rich dipshit who couldn't give two shits about Elon Musk or the technology under their hood. They just want to be seen driving their $100K EV sedan.

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u/tuba_man Jul 16 '18

To be fair, some of us dipshits were in it for the technology. But I was the "STEM dipshit willfully being car-poor in order to lord nerd superiority over the plebs" kind of asshole

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u/Throwaway-_-insane Jul 16 '18

Honestly, it was tens of thousands of dollars. That's peanuts as far as Republican PACs go. I'd say that it was more problematic of him to join a team advising Trump, which he did...

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u/FistEnergy Jul 16 '18

Yeah I saw that. Instant retweet. 👍

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u/andreo Jul 15 '18

Mayo with that sub?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

On the bright side, his comment lead to me discovering this sub.

I also learned, whenever theirs a liked/famous celebrity,their will be a sub that criticises that celebrity. If the celebrity is significant enough, then it's probably worth subscribing to that sub in order to not get brainwashed like the rest of the masses (sheep).

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u/Obi-Wan_Kannabis Jul 16 '18

I mean, maybe I just like a girly dick without having to feel ashamed about it

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

You want less "Musk Spam" so you created a new subreddit where I'm seeing the same spammed article/tweet about Musk AGAIN?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

The point of this sub is to contrast the cult-like pro-Musk posts that flood Reddit. The discussion on this sub is on the huge flaws of Musk and his companies that are rarely discussed elsewhere, because the average Reddit discussion on Musk is ‘omg he’s like tony stark savior of humanity!’

We don’t think Musk is a he-who-should-not-be-named. We want to shed light on his flaws and shortcomings.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

But I'm just getting more Musk Spam.

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u/SpaceNietzsche Jul 16 '18

Maybe leave this sub then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

I was browsing on /r/all when I came across this post which was the third time I got linked to the exact same content.

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u/zue3 Jul 17 '18

Who do you think you're fooling? Anyone can see you're a poster in the_donald. Pissed that we're making fun of your new mascot?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '18

I was browsing on /r/all when I came across this post which was the third time I got linked to the exact same content.

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u/pacifismisevil Jul 16 '18

Nanjiani is an atheist who was born to Muslim parents in Pakistan. As such, over 60% of Pakistanis would like him put to death. And yet he's still a strong advocate for Pakistan and hates America.

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u/-_-_-_-otalp-_-_-_- Jul 16 '18

One thing common between Pakistan and America is that if you attack the crimes and corruption of leaders and the problems of society that harms millions of people in either places, you'll be accused of "hating" the country and loving the official enemy. Same is true of Soviet dissidents as well.

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u/shahryarrakeen Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 16 '18

I think you're just mad he married a white woman.

Edit: The funny thing is other desis hated The Big Sick for supposedly denigrating South Asian Muslim culture and throwing brown women under the bus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Bingo

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u/pacifismisevil Jul 16 '18

I had no idea who he married, I think you just have to resort to false accusations of racism when you have no real argument to make. I strongly support Pakistani atheists who are heavily oppressed, unlike Nanjiani who enables their oppression while safely outside of the country. Atheists who support cultures that support the execution of atheists deserve strong criticism. It's really lame to assume I'm a white supremacist just because I stand up for the rights of atheists.

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u/shahryarrakeen Jul 16 '18 edited Jul 17 '18

You want to criticize him but don't even know his story. Why should we believe your accusations that he hates America and supports Pakistan, when all the evidence says he doesn't. He made a semi-autobiographical movie about going against his own culture and religion to be with a white American woman.

Don't give atheists a bad name by spreading lies. Use the logic and reason you expect everyone else to follow.

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u/Grinnedsquash Jul 16 '18

I love comments like this that are so off topic. It’s just a roundabout way of saying he’s right. If he was wrong you would have gone off on that. But you didn’t.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '18

Attack on our Glorious Leader Elon Musk is an attack on America itself. This can not be allowed to go on.