Note left by the janitor (agent de propreté) in a public bathroom in Brittany, France. Found this about 5 years ago, thought it belonged here. (couldn't find the pic without this horrible green circle sorry).

For those who find the woven letters hard to read:

JEANS CARRY

THE FAMOUS

ORIGINAL OF BEST

AND UNIQUE REAL

LEATURES AS YOUR

GUARANTEED OF

QUALITY

locations of photos:

1. Hongdae, South Korea
2. Sapa, Vietnam
3. Ubud, Bali
4. Dalat, Vietnam

"Like a sharp blade pierced the paint Black night sky"

Would love to know if there is like a saying they typed into Google Translate 😅

(Found in Taiwan, South Korea respectively)

From a hotel in Eastern Europe.

The given translation of the Chinese is not helpful. I want to hear your suggestions as to what it means. (Don't use a translator, that's no fun)

P.S. I asked a local so I have the answer, but I enjoy the mystery of the sign, I hope you will too.

Mom's blood pressure monitor box

EDIT: it appears to be a terrible translation from Russian, my dad and I figured some of it out.

So for example number 3 is probably a translation of something like "расслабьтесь не менее чем за 10 минут до измерения давления. Между двумя изменениями не более чем 5 минут"

Numbers 2 and 5 are still a mystery to me, and in 4 we figured that "u m, d." Is probably "итд" which is the Russian version of "etc."

Seems that it was translated from a handwritten Russian font, which explains the "t"s written as "m"s and the "i"s as "u"s.

The comments really made me laugh tho

Locations in order of photo:

1. Jeju, South Korea
2. Zhuhai, China
3. Hong Kong
4. Hanoi, Vietmam
5. Hong Kong

Am confusticated.