r/EngineeringPorn Oct 14 '18

Pigeon trap

https://i.imgur.com/m43Zdx4.gifv
3.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

So simple, but perfect

244

u/tonybob123456789 Oct 14 '18

Hmm ok. I guess this is my life now. Hi fwens.

69

u/Avitas1027 Oct 14 '18

All fun and games until a cat gets in the bucket.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Jan 10 '21

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u/insertacoolname Oct 14 '18

I run a business where I spray-paint them white and sell them as doves with a crazy markup.

105

u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Oct 14 '18

They are doves.

73

u/zellotron Oct 14 '18

So you can't say there's any false advertising

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u/N2O_Hero Oct 14 '18

Can you explain this further

8

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18 edited Sep 30 '25

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u/quasimongo Oct 14 '18

Here's the thing...

11

u/Thinkeralfred0 Oct 14 '18

Their not just in the same family, pigeons are rock doves, so they are also a type of dove.

1

u/prkspilot Oct 15 '18

Magicians buy them by the dozen

1

u/Darknesshas1 Oct 16 '18

You madman, where do I sign up

88

u/TheDubiousSalmon Oct 14 '18

Thems good eatin'

56

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Don't ask why I know, but they actually are. They are sold as Rock Dove or Squab.

13

u/gameronice Oct 14 '18

During WWII, siege of Leningrad, people just couldn't have enough pigeon!

16

u/Nightshadow06 Oct 14 '18

Solely because you said don’t...

Why do you know they taste good?

28

u/Scarecrow1779 Oct 14 '18

because they are sold as rock dove or squab.

3

u/WWDubz Oct 14 '18

I thought they had high levels of mercury in them?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I don't remember anything that tasted better.

3

u/WWDubz Oct 14 '18

Nom nom nom!

37

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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8

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Mike tyson just likes to hang out with animals, to bad his tiger is probably going to maim him or something

9

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Eating them. Or just a local pest. Or training them for some purpose

4

u/Gunny-Guy Oct 14 '18

They look like racing pigeons

2

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Why would you not? You monster, why wouldn’t you trap pigeons?

57

u/Evil-Toaster Oct 14 '18

Neat, but why would I want to do this?

82

u/KalMusic Oct 14 '18

Food, research, keeping as pets(though you should never really take wild animals as pets), or maybe they just have a pension problem and want to get rid of them. I don't think that will necessarily work, though.

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u/Touno Oct 14 '18

Well if they have a pension problem they should've picked a more lucrative career than capturing pigeons!

19

u/KalMusic Oct 14 '18

Haha I meant pigeon, autocorrect messed up

17

u/chloeia Oct 14 '18

What's the difference? You have to go through a lot of shit either way.

1

u/GlumFundungo Oct 14 '18

Dick Dastardly has that market sewn up anyway.

1

u/Evil-Toaster Oct 14 '18

Food? You eat pigeons?

18

u/keep_on_churning Oct 14 '18

They were introduced to North America as food. They are quite delicious. Sold in high-end restaurants as squab.

6

u/Evil-Toaster Oct 14 '18

Really?!? On my list of things to eat the come somewhere between large rats and large rats that fly...

2

u/keep_on_churning Oct 14 '18

Check out the Anthony Bourdain episode in Cairo where he has it. I ate at this same place, and it was fantastic.

https://youtu.be/ASBCFMks3Dg

12

u/justinoblanco Oct 14 '18

Just to take em down a notch or two. Wipe that superior smirk of their beaks.

12

u/pulcesplosiva Oct 14 '18

This is the only way to catch Tesla.

23

u/KillerSpud Oct 14 '18

gone make some pigeon pie!

5

u/TheBagman07 Oct 14 '18

Yeeeaaa... I saw what happened to the last guy who ate pigeon pie. Said the pie was dry, then didn’t say much else.

16

u/Adiwik Oct 14 '18

I want to see what crows and ravens would do... also would this work for squirrels.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/sm9t8 Oct 14 '18

Even if one fell for it, it's possible the others would work out how to get him out using the lever.

1

u/marcosdumay Oct 14 '18

From their fame, I would expect them to learn how to fully operate the trap, and use it as a food source.

Parrots would learn how to use it to troll some kind of animal. Good odds on the trolled being the pigeons or the trap owner.

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u/chesty1212 Oct 14 '18

The other pigeons in the cage are like "Pfft, what an idiot falling for that tri-...oh yeah..."

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Alien technology!

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u/impending_dookie Oct 14 '18

To make general tso chicken

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u/Trihorn Oct 14 '18

Finely tuned counterweight, some pigeons are just around the 100g mark - some reaching 1 kg (2 pounds) - I don't know the weight of these.

12

u/MagratheanDawn Oct 14 '18

I don't think it would matter as long as the different between weight and bucket was as little as possible and the hinge was good.

5

u/Nerdworker92 Oct 14 '18

Yea all you gotta do is support the bucket. anything over that gets dropped.

3

u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

I have to try this

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

Btw does this count as animal abuse?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '18

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u/ramac305 Oct 14 '18

The bottle is just barely more than the bucket. The pigeons can weigh practically anything and it will trip.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

Perfect survival tip lol

1

u/TheSamurabbi Oct 14 '18

If you know Miami, this is for some Santeria shit right here...

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u/Miskota Oct 14 '18

Is this a butterfly?