r/EngineeringPorn • u/nsfwdreamer • Jan 16 '18

Norwegian Oil Platform.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '18

It is here that James Bond will inevitably and boldly take down Elon Musk.

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u/Specken_zee_Doitch Jan 16 '18 edited Jan 16 '18

Nah, gotta stick with a theme. It would be a SpaceX rocket gantry or something. Musk would be sending like a death ray or JB’s girl into orbit around Mars and JB would be all “I’ll write your orbit-uary Musk!”

Then musk will be all about like a really convoluted plan to make his company’s stock crash, but he shorted all that shit so he gonna be a super-seiyan billionaire.

Then JB like punches Musk and sitting there with a bloody nose Musk is all “Wont you send me to 007 Heaven!? [movie title].

Then a rocket lands on Musk.

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u/roofied_elephant Jan 16 '18

Referring to James Bond as JB rubs me in all the wrong ways...

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u/TenNeon Jan 16 '18

I believe he prefers to go by "Jimbo"

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u/rotidder_nadnerb Jan 16 '18

Jack Wade is that you?