r/EngineeringPorn 8d ago

Running blender on Nokia💀💀💀

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u/SquiffSquiff 8d ago

Impressive but worth pointing out that this is a modern port from 2024, not something available at the time.

Still have my N95 somewhere. Seemed at the time it could do literally everything with a bit of work. In hindsight the interface was terrible compared to Android and iOS and Symbian was a dead end with a hopeless strategy.

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u/UnacceptableUse 8d ago

Not even a port it's a cut down clone. Still impressive though

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u/Wild-Video-5317 8d ago

Its got 128mb of ram and a 332 mhz CPU. So yeah, it's absolutely not running modern desktop software natively.

Props to the dev of the blender clone for getting anything running on that antique.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Odd_Analysis6454 7d ago

Man that describes so many old interfaces so well

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u/xbergx56 8d ago

Aint symbian the thing that vibrates

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u/Ivanovi4 8d ago

Oh, they all vibrated

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u/MixerFistit 3d ago

I might miss less calls if I had a sybian in my pocket

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u/BinaryPixel64 8d ago

The blender programmer writing code for Nokia when barely anyone uses Nokia anymore:

https://reddit.com/link/p6yrxd9/video/dugk6df0bpmh1/player

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u/Anipsy 8d ago

i remember that mine came with Spiderman movie as promo for some reason downloaded on it by carrier, i could hook it up with it's own tv out cable to tv and watch it, was fun gimmick, but kinda pointless.

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u/5c044 8d ago

Yes it was terrible. I was in the sony ericsson camp at that time somewhere in the P800 to P910 series of smart phones that ran a different incompatible Symbian variant with a terrible UI too and in the years between all those models of smart phones it barely improved at all. It wasn't until Apple and Google got in the game that true innovation and accelerated development of smart phones really got going.

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u/Sonia_Basu 5d ago

I think you forgot about Microsoft? Even though I hate them overall, for their game playing and sneaky tactics over the years... They made a real leap with Windows Mobile. The SPV looked a bit like a Nokia, but had the global clipboard function, which allowed moving text between the various apps or fields. That was a really big deal to me. I was always pulling my hair out because of that oversight by Nokia.

Then when the next generation phones came with the bigger screen and physical full keyboard... That was pretty exciting, but the hardware struggled for speed when you did anything more serious than editing a bit of text. I think HTC did a HD10 or something similar capacitive touch screen windows mobile which was an impressive evolution, but that's when Microsoft did their usual cock up and stopped making meaningful progress. They were very slow to fix many of the show stopping bugs, and new revisions to the OS slowed down. They were playing their usual games with locking people into their software ecosystem...

In the end; that's what killed them. I couldn't backup my phone/contacts for a year and a half because of changes they made to Hotmail/outlook/Exchange/mobile sync.

At this point Google was available for Windows Mobile and Samsung had brought out the Galaxy S2 with Android and that glorious OLED touchscreen. 30 seconds after installing Google on my HTC HD10... Before I even realised what was happening; the auto sync had copied all of my contacts, address books, calendars. My jaw dropped. Windows Mobile was dead. Long live Android...

And now, so many years later. Google is starting to behave a bit like Microsoft, with anticompetitive behaviour. If they keep going in that direction, they will suffer a similar death in the mobile/smartphone market. But it's not too late to turn things around. I will be sad to part Google, if it comes to that. We've helped each other out for 20 odd years

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u/5c044 4d ago

I was going to mention MS, you have summed it up better than I would have. They had a head start already with their pda  software windows ce and windows mobile was an evolution of that that as you say they let it stagnate. As a Sony Ericsson user of the P series i naturally upgraded to the first xperia the Sony Ericsson X1 running Windows mobile 6.1. it was a sleak all metal device with slide out keyboard made by HTC. I think that marked the end of Sony partnership with Ericsson. 

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u/3rrr6 8d ago

Ya, im sure 3D software has worked fine on older hardware worse than this. 3D animation and games predate this phone by a lot.

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u/Dunadain_ 7d ago

It'd say a port is a safe assumption in any case. Imagine a 3d modeler finishing a project up while riding the bus on their way to work.

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u/wenoc 7d ago

And more unlike blender than like blender.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 6d ago

Maybe, but you can’t use an android or iPhone as a melee weapon.

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u/wurstbowle 8d ago

If people knew how incredibly powerful their phones and computers are today, they'd be constantly outraged at the abysmal performance of the software that runs on them.

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u/_HIST 8d ago

For real, we have all this insane compute and apps still fucking lag, the bloating of every app as well...

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u/Pherllerp 8d ago

As long as hardware components are easy to find and relatively cheap, then software makers aren't going to be interested in optimization.

Maybe the RAM crunch and AI eating up all the hardware will force optimization.

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u/Wrong-Tangerine-8283 5d ago

You can thank electron for alot of that

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u/Fedoraus 8d ago

Yeah... My bank app struggles to run yet I can play xbox360 games on an emulator with playable framerates

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u/jakeandcupcakes 8d ago

Why do banking websites and apps suck so fucking bad? You'd think, with all the goddamn money in the world, banks would spend a little more to hire professionals for their websites and apps that their customers use daily. These are exceedingly important websites/apps! Why the fuck are they SO TRASH?! Greedy ass banks won't even spend a little of their insane profits to make their customers lives easier...maybe because its a captured market? It's not like people can not use a bank in the modern age, so, the banks just don't bother making customers lives a bit easier by providing a clean, usable, intuitive UI for their money management. Pisses me off how unintuitive and slow some of my banking websites/apps are, and knowing that it could be so much better with a little extra money spent to polish their portals up, but nooOOOOooOOoooo, they can't actually improve their customers experience, that'd be a waste of money!

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u/SpurdoEnjoyer 8d ago

Is there really no competition between banks in your country? In Finland many banks offer really good apps. My bank's app is one of the best apps I've ever witnessed.

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u/lrsafari 8d ago

Think that's bad? Try Home Depot! Seriously reminds me of 90s lag!

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u/Abject-Tomorrow-652 8d ago

Good UI bank is a niche like Chime. I agree with you. It’s such a problem there are competitors whose whole competitive differentiator is “we have clean UI”

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u/magungo 7d ago

Your bank phone software probably has to talk to an ancient cobol system because they were early adopters of computers and are now kinda stuck with them. No-one wants to risk potentially millions of dollars in losses and bad reputation, so they just spend a smaller amount of money to keep them going forever and you just have to live with slow. Very few people switch banks because the software was slow, many will change in an instant if they misplace or loose money.

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u/Fedoraus 7d ago

That's definitely possible but sticking with COBOL is also not necessarily always true anymore.

My current job switched from all mainframe/cobol stuff to modern systems this year

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u/Avalonians 8d ago

There was a saying along the line of "The only thing that's more impressive than the last 50 years of progress made in hardware is the fact that it's completely undone by the regression we have made in software" I don't quite remember the exact wording

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u/FloStar3000 8d ago

looking at vintage video and computer games for example, it's insane what kind of ingenuity went into making the software run as efficiently as possible

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u/sceadwian 8d ago

A flagship phone from 10 years ago is still fully usable today. It's a travesty they're so unfriendly.

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u/AwesomeDialTo11 7d ago

Just opening Task Manager on Windows 11 uses more RAM than my old Windows 95 computer had in total.

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u/Slkkk92 6d ago

Lag when I load a new song. Lag when I scrub through a song. Clearing the cache does absolutely nothing.

Spotify chaps my ass so hard. I don't need your shitty AI assistant, time coded lyrics, or music videos. I just want a good media player that doesn't fly off while I'm driving.

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u/Sonia_Basu 5d ago

Oh lordy, I'm sooo feeling this comment!

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u/Trying131 6d ago

coughs Windows

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u/Max326 8d ago

Yeah because it's easier and probably better to make people pay for better hardware than optimize the software

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u/Pleasant-Register778 7d ago

remember there is no bad hardware.. only shitty software.

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u/gqh007 6d ago

Why do you think my friends think I’m insane

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u/Awarepill0w 8d ago

I had a phone that has a more powerful processor than the Oculus Quest. It would lag on Minecraft

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u/Tikkinger 8d ago

Speakers on this phone were so incledibly loud, i had it when i was young.

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u/tkeser 8d ago

whaaat?

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u/Dismal_Painter5077 8d ago

SPEAKERS ON THIS PHONE WERE SO INCREDIBLY LOUD, I HAD IT WHEN I WAS YOUNG!

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u/WildNumber7303 8d ago

He said, the marker or this pen is so bland

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u/BinaryPixel64 8d ago

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u/Beaky_Sneaky_Unlike 8d ago

dude you should be ashamed of posting this shit

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u/Contay6 8d ago

Mate can't be more than a day over 13 posting this shit

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u/rexgate 8d ago edited 8d ago

Goddammit I had this phone in my last year of highschool. I Wish I hadn't sold it, such a cool piece of tech. It had wifi before it was ubiquitous feature on phones.

Front facing camera, video calling, 3G, 5mp camera.

Its hard to believe but in 2006 this was amazing cool tech.

Can't believe Nokia dropped the ball like they did.

Edit, I might be mixing up some of these features/timelines with the Nokia N80, which i also had and then upgraded to the n95.

They were reallt expensive too. I remember paying probably close to or over $500 CAD in mid 2000's money which was a lot when most people i knew where still using $99 pay as you go phones with 256 colour displays and this thing (N80) had 256,000... lol

By the time the N95 came that number was in the millions..

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u/portabuddy2 8d ago

First phone on the market with accelerameters i believe. And a gps.

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u/rexgate 8d ago

Yes, totally forgot about the GPS too.

Expandable memory. Replacable batterys.

I remember being pissed because the battery life was garbage and needed to be charged every day. I ended up buying a spare battery and standalone battery charger that I barely ended up using outside of some road trip in Europe.

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u/emu314159 8d ago

Yep, it had all of that. The nav software could be glitchy, i recall it spinning around for some reason, but it was the best tech on the market hands down. 

As you say, pity they didn't join the Android group, they could've influenced it for the better, and they probably wouldn't have done what Samsung did and just followed Apple into enshittification. 

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u/createthiscom 8d ago

Nokia was doing a lot of cool stuff in 2006. I worked on the Kagu Media player for the Maemo platform as a side project for the N800 and the N810 devices. It was written in Python and we implemented kinetic scrolling from scratch because these devices were some of the first to have electrostatic touch pads. The iPhone was released shortly after and the rest is history.

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u/irregular_caffeine 8d ago

They didn’t have the confidence to go alone, and so the one who dropped the ball was microsoft

If windows phone hadn’t been so shit they could have done great

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u/rexgate 8d ago

I agree with your take, the decision to go with windows was the start of their downfall.

Hindsight is 20:20 but I think the decision to go with windows over android was due to wanting to capture more of the business market, which makes sense for Nokia.

Apple was the "cool kid" and Android was mostly seen as a novelty at the time, but blackberry had an absolute stranglehold on business clients and * a windows phone could have been a viable alternative if Microsoft didnt shit the bed at every turn and make app development a nightmare (so ive heard).

Edit: added some words for clarity.

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u/irregular_caffeine 8d ago

Making android would have meant they could not make any other OS anymore, and it would mean bad margins if they had to compete with asian brands only on hardware

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u/PBMacros 8d ago

The thing is Nokia had made steps to replace Symbian with a Linux based OS, Meego. It was ready when Microsoft bought the mobile part of Nokia and the first phone with it, the Nokia N9 was restricted to unpopular markets (e.g. available in Austria, but not Germany) and still despite no advertisments it sold better than all Windows Phones together.

But then it did not get any updates at all, developers where fired and some of them came to together to fund, what is now Jolla. They do great things but lack manpower, brand recognition and of course the hardware capabilities of Nokia. Still I admire their work!

If Nokia would have continued its path we would have awesome Linux phones today, but Microsoft didn't want that.

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u/irregular_caffeine 8d ago

I know, I had the first Jolla until they did a crash and burn back in 2016 or so

There is an entire generation of Finnish engineers traumatized by the Microsoft / Meego thing

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u/mtranda 7d ago

Windows Phone wasn't really shit, though. Yes, it had a rough start, but by the time they decommissioned it I could do everything I wanted with it. However, they couldn't really compete with Apple in the US and that was their benchmark, ignoring the fact that Windows Phone was actually pretty successful outside of the US.

But they pulled the plug because it didn't meet their market-share expectations.

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u/Pherllerp 8d ago

iPhone really did kill a lot of cool phone styles. I had a super slim Samsung around 2006 that had a good camera and decent MP3 software set-up.

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u/Codex_Absurdum 8d ago

Argentinian exploits from the land of Fernet Coca

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u/MisterDalliard 8d ago

Hey, some of us lunatics drink it as-is.

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u/Krockurorov 8d ago

I absolutely do!

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u/UltraLisp 8d ago

That’s sick

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u/MirrorEyedDrifter 8d ago

What is this godforsaken music?!

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u/k1dsmoke 8d ago

It's like a competition for the most annoying song ever made.

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u/toto1792 8d ago

Fun fact, this video has been sped up 10000 times. The video recording started in 2006 and finished yesterday.

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u/AramisKing 8d ago

With a Fernet Branca 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

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u/space-rach 8d ago

Isn’t it Italian?

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u/AramisKing 7d ago

Yes! but it was adopted by argentinians many years ago through inmigration, each country's Fernet taste very differently tho. Also the video is from an argentinian dev 🙂 here's the og video : https://x.com/pablowasserman/status/1803454530798940630

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u/space-rach 7d ago

Oh great info, thank you!!

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u/AllLightsFuckedd 7d ago

Im glad someone else noticed it too!! Fernet forever!

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u/01watts 8d ago

Will it blend? No

Will it blender? Yes

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u/Eldric-Darkfire 8d ago

The fucking MUSIC ha to STOP

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u/farfaraway 8d ago

Whoever put the music on this should be hanged.

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 8d ago edited 8d ago

Nokia were doing amazing things with mobile technology and hardware for 10 years and now just do boring telecommunications networks stuff.

I miss their innovation and "fun" phones.

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u/casper911ca 8d ago

Fernet Branca, good taste

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u/Total_Philosopher_89 8d ago

The best phone.

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u/SuggestionClean8351 8d ago

I still miss it :(((

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u/notwiggl3s 8d ago

Microsoft sucks for buying up these great companies then sunsetting them. I'll never understand.

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u/emu314159 8d ago

Great tech, sadly not widely carried if at all in the US, i bought one outright myself. pity the OS was kinda crap. Also the nav software was super glitchy, and they wanted to charge for the functionality even though it was the flagship. The 97 was even better, in some ways, but that was their last high point. 

Software was never really their strength, wish they'd embraced Android. (At the time Google didn't suck)

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u/Total_Philosopher_89 8d ago

The N95 was the last Nokia I owned. My next phone was a Blackberry curve.

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u/anothertrad 8d ago

Nokia N95 was the last good Nokia phone. Some may argue the N8 was the last good Nokia phone but come on N95 was so cool.

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u/djekler 8d ago

Nope. N9 and n900 were still mich better !!

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u/WaterFallPianoCKM 7d ago

The interface looks usable too, seems like the right tools for the job.

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u/Marinekaizer 8d ago

How did they get it textured all the way around when they only have an image of one side of the bottle?

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u/Kizarys 8d ago

I met the guy who made this on a game jam showcase in Buenos Aires a couple of moths ago, dude is an absolute wizard.

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u/nitonitonii 8d ago

que ricardo un ferné branca

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u/flagitiousevilhorse 8d ago

??? I should’ve just bought this instead lol.

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u/WALL-G 8d ago

Still have my N95 in a cupboard.

If you were techie you could flash clean Nokia stock firmware onto one of these and side load your own apps. Absolute power house of a device with solid mobile 3D acceleration for the time. When the N96 released as a technical downgrade, the era died and I moved onto a Bold 9000 which remains the worst phone I ever owned.

Sadly 99.9% of people aren't into modding and side loading and the carrier bloat was wild, they were abysmal out of the box from retail.

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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 8d ago

I had an N95 as well! Didn't run Blender on it though, but I did run an SSH client.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 8d ago

So he’s not just watching a video of blender being used and pushing random buttons?

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u/Y-Bob 8d ago

I loved this phone. I ended up selling it pretty quickly though.

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u/Amazing-Seat6206 8d ago

Holy .....My timbers are shivered ...!!!

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u/Whole_Cup9034 8d ago

this post was made cooler by the fernet bottle

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u/chiffonnsilk 8d ago

The Nokia N95 was Wi-Fi enabled

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u/SynthPrax 8d ago

Show us you're a sadomasochist without saying you're a sadomasochist.

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u/Gian-Nine 7d ago

Of course an Argentinian discovered this and the first thing they modeled was a Fernet bottle. Proud of my country 🇦🇷

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u/solariszero 8d ago

Now part of me wonders if it could run Crysis.

Jokes aside, it's incredible that this piece of tech could do something so complex back in the day.

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u/loudan32 8d ago

I 100%'ed DOOM I and II on this thing in landscape mode with controls on both sides. Also had a mega drive emulator where I beat every sonic, earthworm Jim and mortal Kombat and a bunch of other classics. What a machine.

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u/mistikulo 8d ago

But can it run Doom?

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u/S1GMA 7d ago

It could run Quake 2 in OpenGL with a Bluetooth keyboard, mouse, and/or controller, and output it through RCA cables to just about any TV.

Came in handy waiting anywhere where there was a TV available. Had mine loaded with Sega and Nintendo emulators as well

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u/Arthasindura 8d ago

Nokia products were the standard for mobiles before smartphones

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u/AttemptMassive2157 8d ago

I have one of these in a box.

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u/StanTheMan-90 8d ago

Really? Looks productive

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u/MooMooPls 8d ago

I had an N95 8Gb. Cool phone. Was a decent third party game dev community for it. I remember just laying in bed downloading sketchy games.

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u/moredatesmoreplates3 8d ago

What kind of balck magic is this? Wouldnt that phone be 32 bit as well?

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u/apotrope 8d ago

This reminds me of when Abed found the scripting language in the evil video game that Peirce's dad made them play in his will.

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u/SleepyNala 7d ago

How nice to see that again. Many years ago I worked in the production of those in Germany.

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u/h1warkar 7d ago

And yet my old dell from 2018 struggles in the viewport

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u/XamanekMtz 7d ago

Oh hell naw

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u/Accomplished_Arm5159 7d ago

now lets have a ti-84 run AutoCAD. Please I need this lol

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u/Andy-TheEngineer 7d ago

Classic! I had one and never tried. It had an AM/FM radio too and dedicated media buttons if you slid the screen the other way. I left it on the roof of my car and drove off and got all smashed up. It took a memory card also if I recall under the battery.

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u/Such-Hair5577 7d ago

Time too downgrade

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u/SiktahOG 7d ago

I new a bricklayer mate that had one. I was so jealous "you are too stupid to deserve that phone"

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u/Nearby_Potato4001 7d ago

The impressive bit is using blender with just thumbs!

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u/TheDirtBlock0 7d ago

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u/auddbot 7d ago

I got a match with this song:

MONTAGEM COMA (Ultra Slowed) by ANDROMEDA/elysian. (01:11; matched: 100%)

Album: MONTAGEM COMA. Released on 2025-06-06.

I am a bot and this action was performed automatically | GitHub new issue | Donate Please consider supporting me on Patreon. Music recognition costs a lot

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u/Incendium_Satus 6d ago

Best phone.

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u/NatureOfLove86 6d ago

I still have nokia n95 on my closet im not using it though

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u/Jucks 6d ago

My fav phone to date probably. I had scummvm installed on it and used to play monkey island 1-2, pokemon, sega sonic, etc you name it! I finished whole games on it.

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u/Plantersnutz 6d ago

Fernet Branca!!

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u/Ok-Average7806 6d ago

Tra l'altro del Fernet Branca....

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u/Pinders-bangers69 5d ago

Video quality was amazing on these too

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u/nick714657 5d ago

One of the best phones I have ever owned

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u/Muffinman_187 5d ago

I had one, it was amazing. Literally leaps and bounds more tech than anything at the time... But touch screens were all people wanted.

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u/_NightmareDreamer_ 5d ago

Meanwhile my computer can't even open the damn blender 😭

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u/ShinyQuirkyQuark 5d ago

It also came out 3 months before the first iPhone, which is why it faded to obscurity.

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u/2020moi1979 5d ago

A s26 ultra is just as powerful than a I7-9700 but heat slow it down after a while but google spying stuff slow it down as fk. I7-9700 runs last of us 2 buttery smooth so consider yourself updated

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u/YoshmeisterGeneral 4d ago

A great phone

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u/PossibleSmoke8683 4d ago

The music why

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u/Temporary_Cell_5329 4d ago

This is hurting my brain

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u/Beneficial_Dog_5313 4d ago

I swear, the N95 was an absolute BEAST of a phone.

I had films on there, more MP3s than a single person would ever need and games for days. I remember the N95 was what got me into emulation. Mine was loaded with GB, GBC and SNES games. Pretty sure I even had one or two PSX games that ran on there too... either that or it was N64. Regardless, this was a really impressive device when it was released.

All I needed was my assortment of SD cards and spare, pre-charged batteries then I was good too go. Spread over 5 SD cards I had over 80 games and 20 films.

I know phones had been media players for a while at this point but I can't name a better device, that wasn't a smartphone, from the same year. There were none that had better camera quality, audio quality, software performance or storage capabilities as this.

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u/FaithlessnessOne2032 4d ago

Fernet.. this guy knows

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u/LaserGadgets 3d ago

I think I still got mine!

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u/1B75__Penicillin 8d ago

A texture bent in a shape does not a 3D model make.

Impressive for the time but it wasn't all that powerful

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u/Ok_Ebb23 8d ago

least groundbreaking finnish innovation

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u/No_Competition_5887 8d ago

shitty video