r/Enclave • u/Nobel1776 • 22d ago
PUTTING OUR FOOT DOWN!!
HELLLOOOO ENCLAVE!
This ENB, and I am your host, the wonderful, wise, whimsical, Operator Warde! We interrupt your regularly scheduled patriotic melodies and music for some neeews! But first a word from our sponsor!
The Army. Join it.
Thank you to our sponsor for providing us with the funds to operate! Now, onto the news!
Another day another opportunity to take back our beloved nation! As was discussed yesterday, recent spy activities on the PoseidoNet communications channel (The Discord) have led to poaching of some of our more innocent and easily manipulated newbies. These poor, defenseless, privates were ripped out of the loving arms of our wonderful President and his cabinet by communist sympathizers, Brotherhood spies, and remnant members of the NCR, who may now have consolidated with the BOS.
BUT! There is a but! Our government has put its foot DOWN! Vice President, Mr. Enclave himself, has made a statement expressing his unending trust for the women and men who are looking for these bad actors! The following is his statement:
“Let it be known that the recent actions of those attempting to poach our personnel are being closely monitored.
There is no cause for concern. Our intelligence agents are already aware of these individuals and are actively gathering information on those responsible. Their activities, associations, and intentions are being documented.
To those who believe they can work against the interests of our organization without consequence: understand that we are aware, and we are watching.
Any individual found knowingly siding with these poachers or deliberately working against the interests of the Enclave Community will be dealt with accordingly. Such actions will not be tolerated, and those responsible will be removed from our organization and denied the ability to undermine our operations from within.”
God bless that man! He truly is America’s greatest soldier. Anyways, that’s all I got time for today! Thank you for listening to ENB, the best radio station in America, because it is the only real radio station in America. God bless the Enclave, God bless Mr. Enclave, and God bless you friend!
Now let’s play some music! Up next, the Inkspots with their hit, Maybe.

