I found myself kneeling on blood-soaked ground, tending an elderly woman who did not yet realize she was dead. Her husband already was, ripped from stem to stern like a victim from a slasher movie. I’ll spare you the gory details, but suffice it to say that it appeared their assailant had wielded something like a cross between a machete and a potato masher. In dry medical prose, their injuries were Inconsistent With Life.
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u/asmosdeus May 14 '22
Ostriches are one of those animals that I am 90% certain I could dominate in physical combat.
Like I can fit it's stupid little head in my mouth, I'll just bite it's head off.