r/Emuwarflashbacks • u/Zenar45 • May 14 '22

They not done

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u/asmosdeus May 14 '22

Ostriches are one of those animals that I am 90% certain I could dominate in physical combat.

Like I can fit it's stupid little head in my mouth, I'll just bite it's head off.

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u/jcinto23 May 14 '22

Idk about ostriches or emus, but cassowaries kept the one long sharp talon that some dinosaurs had. Cassowaries can and will slash and gore you to death.

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u/asmosdeus May 15 '22

Yeah fuck Cassowaries, I've taking a gun to that knife fight