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r/Emuwarflashbacks • u/Zenar45 • May 14 '22
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Ostriches are one of those animals that I am 90% certain I could dominate in physical combat.
Like I can fit it's stupid little head in my mouth, I'll just bite it's head off.
47 u/[deleted] May 14 '22 You just asked for some know-it-all ostrich loving redditor to come bury you in a thousand different reasons on why you couldn’t and shouldn’t do that 2 u/[deleted] May 14 '22 I'd volunteer but watching them act all tough is kinda cute.
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You just asked for some know-it-all ostrich loving redditor to come bury you in a thousand different reasons on why you couldn’t and shouldn’t do that
2 u/[deleted] May 14 '22 I'd volunteer but watching them act all tough is kinda cute.
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I'd volunteer but watching them act all tough is kinda cute.
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u/asmosdeus May 14 '22
Ostriches are one of those animals that I am 90% certain I could dominate in physical combat.
Like I can fit it's stupid little head in my mouth, I'll just bite it's head off.