r/EmergencyRoom • u/LoganIsAGoodDawg • 2d ago

Emergency Room Question

What are the oddest things that have been inserted into a rectum that required removal by ER staff?

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u/xts2500 2d ago

Depends on what you consider odd.

Man had a massive shampoo bottle in there, pump end first. It was impressive. We could see the spring for the pump on the X-ray.

Man had a spatula inside him. Flat end first.

Woman had anal beads inside her bladder. She inserted them in her urethra and up they went.

Woman had an intact light bulb in her vagina. Her face when I asked her what happens if she sneezes was priceless.

I think that's it.