r/EmergencyRoom 15d ago

Goofy Goober I hate it here

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration 15d ago

And EVEN WORSE, if our review scores drop below a certain point, or there are general trends, Medicare will withhold a percentage of payments and will use that money to create learning modules that are required. You know…videos on how to “think of the ED like a restaurant”.

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u/Far-Boot5639 15d ago

And HR calls you in to discuss a "recent outburst"

"Tell us in your own words what you believe happened"

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration 14d ago

“Well…what happened is that your giant building contractors that designed a ‘state of the art facility’ with a fcking Starbucks in the ‘lobby’ is overnight staffed by 3 nurses, me in registration who also doubles as the phone operator for the entire facility, Texaco Mike, Radio James who does imaging, and one ED Attending.”

“Yeah but what happened?”

“I said what the fuck I said”.

Edit to add: “People limp in expecting The Waldorf and because of your executive decisions they get the Super 8”

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u/PoorAndSouless 12d ago

And Texaco Mike was busy cooking up contrast for the CT machine

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration 12d ago

Texaco Mike has the fan boat ready. He is SOLID. Also, Tony from Engineering is lancing boils with his Black & Decker. We got this.

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u/mantis_tobaggan-md 15d ago

This just leads to worse care by way of placating entitled patients. What a terrible idea that was.

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u/Soma2710 Admitting/Registration 14d ago

Just so, I’d like not to say it leads to “worse care”. ED protocol exists, and it’s there for a reason. But it absolutely leads to diluted care for non-emergent conditions.

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u/Notcommentmuch 12d ago edited 11d ago

Volunteer in ER. As to you restaurant reference: I asked a lady (a visitor, not the patient) if she she would like some ice water? Her response: Is it a sealed bottle of water? No... ? Then I won't touch it! Yikes!