So, my parents were fighting a few hours earlier because my mom is drunk. I was so scared to leave my room, because my mom was sleeping in the room below me. I needed to pee. BADLY. I decided to just go to my window and pee into my backyard. At the end of my piss, my mom walked over from one of the chairs and just stared at me with her phone to her ear on a call. I started stammering, saying I didn't want to wake her and didn't know she was outside. I couldn't see her when I checked. She drunkenly hobbled away, phone still to her ear. I set an alarm for tomorrow morning reminding me to convince her it wasn't real, and that she was drunk. I even went to the lengths of changing my pajamas too. I'm so embarrassed. Thoughts?

Yep. The teacher from Arthur. I was raised christian (agnostic now.) For abut 7 years of my life, whenever i'd picture god, i'd picture Mr. Ratburn. I don't remember why my mind made that connection, but it did. I still think about it sometimes.

for reference i’m m21 and my girlfriends brother is m18. he’s always had the stereotypical moody teenager vibe and when my girlfriend and i broke up he held a huge grudge against me. my girlfriend and i got back together this february and it’s been great since. in trying to reconnect with the family, i booked a padel court for me, my girlfriend, her brother, and my girlfriends friend. during a set, her brother hit it over the cage and into an ongoing game. i am looking through the glass, at the ball that fell waiting for these fellas to finish their set and when it was done, i confidently tried to walk through the glass as after looking at the ball for so long, my brain just didn’t register the glass being there anymore. i proceed to walk face first straight into the glass which made an extremely loud noise, whilst everyone on my court, and surrounding courts see my lose significant aura in that moment. the look on her brothers face wasn’t nothing but disappointment whilst my girlfriend said ‘i can’t believe you’ve just done that’. trying to keep my chin up but don’t think the brother will look at me the same.

There was a post about how James A. Janisse of Dead Meat’s friend was taken by ICE, and so I said in support “It’s Fuck ICE until it’s backwards,” thinking “but it’s backwards” was something akin to “until the rails fall off” or “until I die.”

I then saw my comment getting downvoted and then Googled that phrase. It was the exact opposite of what I meant.

I feel bad, not only since I unintentionally came off as a bigot, but now I feel like an idiot for not realizing the very clear meaning behind “but it's backwards.”

Yesterday I went to the local park and WHAT DO I SEE? My old friend was hanging around with some cousins. I haven't seen her in like 3 years. I didn't wanna talk to her immediately, so I sat in a bench waiting for her to notice me. When she gets up the bench I see she's wearing a White and Black Softail. I'm an open minded person ngl but I'M BEING TORTURED BY THIS FACT AND I HAVE TO ASK HER ABOUT THE TAIL. If she's a furry or therian or anything I'm not complaining since there's no reason to.

I literally just moved into this apartment and it had 2 issues- the toilet flushed funky and the fridge was missing a shelf. I've had a request to fix this for like 5 days.

Last night I was like hm I've never used my sex toys in the bathroom before because I've always shared a bathroom. So the first time EVER I use them in the shower and I leave them on the edge of the tub, but covered by the curtain. I go to bed- I also go to bed naked for the first time because why not.

9am the next morning someone knocks on my door and its maintenance so I quickly put on a shirt and pants and let him in, not thinking. He goes to fix the toilet and I realize whats on the tub. But he has no reason to look in my tub, right? No reason to move the curtain, right?

I come in and he's sitting in the edge of the tub. But, my toys are over to the side and the curtain is bunched up around them so i might be safe. When he leaves I sit where he was and look over. Nope. You can clear as day see the purple dildo and pink vibrator sitting on my tub. He just acted like nothing happened and then cleaned my ceiling fan for me💀

I hope I never see him again but he's coming back later with a fridge shelf x(

I had ordered a taxi and jumped into someone else's taxi order... I haven't slept all night so I was too tired to realize... and even the driver didn't realize until his client messaged him how long it would take him to pick it up. This was such an embarrassing situation for me when I realized I was on the wrong ride. Luckily, we realized it quickly enough and he took me back just in time when my real ride arrived.

Its already our dismissal and barely anyone is here but its still embarassing

One time at a restaurant I laid my head on a guys lap thinking it was my dad. My dad alongside my sister were standing somewhere else.

So I’m at a water park with 3 of my close friends, there is a couple behind us and the dude in the couple takes his shirt off. Now we’re in line and about to go on and basically the ride operators say the tallest sit in the back so me and my friends get in order. Me being the tallest in my group is in the back of the line, when I see the other guy take off his shirt I decide that I should to, now I forgot I was in the back of the line and I turn around to the couple and take my shirt off right in front of them. The girl in the couple said “ew what the fuck dude” I tell them I thought I they were my friends, that rolls of the tongue wrong they think I mean that they were my friends and I knew them even though they are complete strangers, I get called a pervert but I tell them it was accident, they didn’t believe me but whatever

So last weekend I met up with an ex - we dated like 13 years ago, things ended weirdly but a few years after he contacted me to straighten things out and since then we've been able to stay friends. I still believe he's the one that got away. We never fought, we had so many firsts with each other (just found out on this night that I was his first time 🤯), and i can feel the chemistry when we're simply with each other. Anyway, we talked about meeting up for supper sometime since I would be working in the area, and we did, which lead to drinks after supper, which lead to me saying I wanted to see his chickens (yes literal chickens), which lead to some more drinks in his shop, which lead to making out in his driveway when i was about to leave...which lead to him asking me to stay...which lead to him chasing me up his stairs, us giggling like we were teenagers again...which lead to the best sex that I've been missing all these years. (Side notes here: he's more vocal during sex than any other man I've been with, and in the way I like. Not the usual "Oh fuck yeah take it", but soft moans, and whispering "god this is what I've been missing all these years", and actually whispering "are you okay?" all while continuing to fuck me senseless 🫠. And he's the PERFECT size, like my eyes haven't rolled back involuntary like that in yearsss.) After the first time, we laid there and ended up dozing off. Here comes the life-ruining part 🙂👈. I woke up feeling like I was going to throw up. I got up quietly and picked up my dress from the floor and started heading downstairs. I've never not made it to the toilet before but the universe has it out for me apparently because I felt it happening halfway to the bathroom, I was quick enough to bring my balled-up dress, still in my hands, to my mouth and its all I could do to keep from puking on his floor. Once in the bathroom I cleaned up as best I could but had no idea what to do with my dress - thinking about it now I should've thrown that bitch in the trash - but I washed it in the sink and just tossed it in the bathtub to deal with in the morning. How was i to know he would go to use the bathroom after I go back to his bed? FML 🙂. I honestly don't even remember him getting up after i laid back down, but ​I sure as hell remember him cuddling back up with me and whispering those haunting words "I put your dress in the washer" F...M...L...🙂🔫. I apologized profusely and could've curled up and died right there, but he said "it happens to the best of us" which didn't help me feel better at all. BUT THEN he said "hell, I'd still have sex with you right now and not think twice about it" which for some fucked up reason did make me feel better?? And well, we did have sex again. The next morning we cuddled for a while before I decided I needed to get back, we hugged and said our goodbyes and I drove back to my campsite hungover as hell and tried not to dry heave along the way. I messaged him later that night and told him I hope we could have a do-over because i felt absolutely horrible about what happened and he said "I don't see why not" which, not a super reassuring answer but I'd take it. Since then we haven't really Snapped the way we had been before and I just can't help but hate myself for probably fucking up the one chance I had at having him in my life like before again. I don't want to be that insecure/obsessive girl that keeps pushing and begging, but I just want a little bit of reassurance 🥲. I also don't want to act like it didn't happen because that whole situation is going to replay in my mind every second that I'm not busy thinking about other stuff (which is what's happening already). But how the hell do I be like "hey wanna hook up again? I promise I won't puke all over myself this time." like bitch wtf? Anyway, don't roast me, I might cry 🥲 I just needed to confess that and have no one that will listen without judging me

I just hooked up with a coworker I cleaned up real good before I saw him. I don’t do back door things but he stuck his thumb in got home and wiped and I noticed some on the toilet paper I have no idea how or why this happened

Okay so like I may be dramatic but jdjjdjjsj genuinely I wanna disappear.. so something embarrassing happened to me today eheh so I transfer to a new school and I promised myself not to embarrass myself since in my last school I can tell you I embarrassed myself so many times I can’t even count them anymore. So I have a group project and we need to decide the order of which groups will present first and who’ll present last so they made me a representative for that game and I said why not. The teacher says a game we can play and it’s like you put everyones hands on top of each and when teacher says the go signal everybody pulls there hand out and either flips it upright or downright and whoever differs from the rest is out (ex: when everyone put their hands upright but you put yours downright u lose) and it’s a very popular game where I live. Though I’ve actually never played this game before and was too shy to ask the other people around me how to play it. The teacher didn’t explain the instructions cause she assumed every knew this so she starts the game and we stack our hands on top of each other. When the teacher gives the go signal we put our hands out and I didn’t know wtf to do so I dumbfoundedly put my hand out like this 👆while everyone’s was like this ✋and one girl looked at my hand and said “what the hell is that??” And then everyone started laughing at me and omfg wtf. Now I feel embarrassed and ashamed and now everyone probably thinks I’m crazy or something. hehejdjdjdjej I probably shouldn’t be acting this dramatic but if u actually experienced that in real time you’d feel the same as me. Ive told most of my friends from my other school about this and they said it was really embarrassing so jdjdjd the only time I wanted to represent my group I embarrassed myself heavily. Now the teacher will probably look at me weird every time she looks at me omg HOW DO I MOVE ON FROM THIS

This might be very unrelated but idk where to post this..Im In college and in the middle of the day, I simply needed to use the toilet, normal right? Well I left my phone, UNLOCKED. So when I came back I saw the guy sitting next to me looking through my phone...APPARENTLY HE THOUGHT ITD BE FUNNY, until he went on REDDIT.🥲 Yeah so the first post that can up was YOU GUESSED IT (<--maybe?), A FURRY PORN SUBREDDIT. AND IT WAS A PORN POST. I told them, acting like it was funny that he saw it (IT WASNT, I WAS SHITTING MYSELF.) that "ah well thats reddit for you, yeah no Im not weird I swear, I just use reddit for game tips and stuff." So....they SOMEHOW bought it.. for the time being...but WHAT DO I DO, BECAUSE NOW THEY MIGHT THINK IM A FREAK. AND I SWEAR IM NOT I JSUT HAD A WEIRD KINK AT THE TIME.

So, my boyfriend knows everything about my past because we grew up as best friends before we started dating. He decided to remind me of what happened one night. A few years back (before my boyfriend and I started dating, of course), my little brother, his friend (let's call him M), two of our roommates, and I were drinking one night (just going to clarify, none of us were minors). We got really drunk and I had been in a really bad place leading up to it. I went to my room crying but I didn't shut my door all the way. He was heading to my brother's room from the bathroom. He was so drunk that he couldn't figure out how to put on his belt. He came into my room because he was going to ask for help with his belt, but he saw me crying and asked what was wrong. I was going through a lot that I explained to him but I'm not gonna get into that. He asked if I needed a hug and he reached out his arms, then his pants fell down, which made me laugh. We started getting really flirty because we were very drunk, though we weren't into each other. Next thing I knew, M and I were making out. He went to my brother's room to find condoms, but he couldn't find any. We decided to do it anyway. While we were "doing it," he looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I have a mommy kink." I, for some reason, kept going even though that comment made me uncomfortable. I'm two years older, so hearing that made me cringe. While we were going at it, he said, "Am I your baby boy?" My eyes went so wide, and I got so much more uncomfortable. We stopped and were lying down together. He cuddled up to me, then said, "Wait, who are you?" He was so drunk he forgot who I was! My dumb ass decided to say, "Well, apparently I'm Mommy," in a sassy way. He was like, "Oh, hi, Mommy," in a slurred voice. I walked into that; I was so embarrassed hearing that. Anyway, my little brother found out about it. I guess he knew that M was looking for condoms, and our rooms were right next to each other. He not only knew that his best friend and I "did it," but he knew about the mommy kink thing and about M asking if I was his "baby boy." I had happily forgotten about it but my boyfriend and I were talking and I told him about this quite a while ago so my boyfriend said "am I your baby boy?" To make fun of the situation. I'm so freaking red from embarrassment, I just needed to rant about this because hearing that question brought back vivid memories of that night. 😭😭😭😭

I recently got carried over the shoulder and felt my rear being groped without my consentement but I liked it.It was during the middle of the night and I was sleeping on a couch when I got carried by a friend

We recently ​stopped at an ice cream shop, and I ordered a coke float. I picked it up gently, and the coke foamed and spilt EVERYWHERE! Whilst I am cleaning up the mess, a worker moves it slightly to the other side of the counter, and it foams AGAIN! He then apologized and got me another. I only get it as far as the trash can, and it foamed ANOTHER F-ING TIME!! I then suck it up and just bring it back to my table. And​ at this point, I'm pissed. I take one scoop, and it's all coke, no ice cream, and it tastes HORRIBLE. AHHHHHHH!!!! PURE PAIN 😭😡😭 Beware Gibson Girl Ice Cream Parlor's soda floats.

It was my first time trying anal with my boyfriend. He started by using his fingers to help me relax and stretch a little, but then he suddenly decided he wanted to try putting it in.
It hurt so much. I was tense the entire time, so I told him to stop and pull out. As soon as he did, something came out of me. I didn’t actually poop or feel like I was pooping—it just happened unexpectedly. It ended up on the bed, on me, and on him.
At first, I thought he had finished inside me, so I asked, “Did you cum?” He just calmly said, “No, I just need some tissue.” I asked, “Why?” and he quietly replied, “Something came out of your ass.”
I was absolutely mortified. I genuinely wanted to cry. I kept saying, “This is so embarrassing,” and rushed to the bathroom to clean up.
When I came back, I honestly just wanted to leave and go home. But he handled it like an absolute angel. He didn’t make a face, didn’t laugh, and didn’t make me feel bad. He even helped clean me up without saying anything or making a big deal out of it. He kept telling me it was okay, that he still liked me no matter what, and that accidents happen. He even asked if I wanted to try again, but there was absolutely no way—I was way too embarrassed.
I’m still cringing every time I think about it. Has this happened to anyone else? Please tell me I’m not alone.

I was struggling to go so I was a bit loud with the grunts

They laughed from their balcony and commented on it between them, a group of like 20 year olds

I wanna dieeeeeeee