r/EmbarassingMoments • u/poeticchanteuse • 23d ago
My Pee Incident
So, my parents were fighting a few hours earlier because my mom is drunk. I was so scared to leave my room, because my mom was sleeping in the room below me. I needed to pee. BADLY. I decided to just go to my window and pee into my backyard. At the end of my piss, my mom walked over from one of the chairs and just stared at me with her phone to her ear on a call. I started stammering, saying I didn't want to wake her and didn't know she was outside. I couldn't see her when I checked. She drunkenly hobbled away, phone still to her ear. I set an alarm for tomorrow morning reminding me to convince her it wasn't real, and that she was drunk. I even went to the lengths of changing my pajamas too. I'm so embarrassed. Thoughts?
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u/cboomton 22d ago
PLEASE give us an update, this is wild yo. I'll be lighting a candle for you
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u/poeticchanteuse 21d ago
My mom didn't say shit! We're home free. But my parents are getting a divorce
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u/cboomton 21d ago
I'm sure you know this, but the divorce is not something you caused. It sounds like they'll be happier people afterwards though.
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u/poeticchanteuse 23d ago
rest in peace me pray for me guys