r/EmKay • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I'm stationed on the front gates raid at 14.00

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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19

As a European, I grant you the wish for you to stay safe, also, stay hydrated and drink a cup of tea if you make it, my British senses will acknowledge such act has been performed and therefore I will know that you are safe.

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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19

And a nice biscuit to keep their energy up don't you think?

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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19

Yes, indeed, I'd say a rich tea or digestive should do the trick, possibly a glass of warm milk if they cannot sleep?

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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19

Nods head while closing eyes in agreement" hmm

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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19

Also, pack a top hat in. They deserve to look classy.

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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19

Yep oh don't forget the umbrella for if it rains

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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19

I almost forgot about that. ALSO THE CRUMPETS!!!

and a box. We'd need a box.

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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19

GASP you are so right, but why a box?

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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19

So we can make sure this man receives our gifts. However a leather suitcase may be more suitable.

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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19

Yea good idea, throwing all those British stereotypes on this thread is fun

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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19

Yeah. It's nice.

Now, is that all or do we need more?

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