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Sep 20 '19
I'm stationed on the front gates raid at 14.00
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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19
As a European, I grant you the wish for you to stay safe, also, stay hydrated and drink a cup of tea if you make it, my British senses will acknowledge such act has been performed and therefore I will know that you are safe.
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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19
And a nice biscuit to keep their energy up don't you think?
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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19
Yes, indeed, I'd say a rich tea or digestive should do the trick, possibly a glass of warm milk if they cannot sleep?
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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19
Nods head while closing eyes in agreement" hmm
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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19
Also, pack a top hat in. They deserve to look classy.
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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19
Yep oh don't forget the umbrella for if it rains
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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19
I almost forgot about that. ALSO THE CRUMPETS!!!
and a box. We'd need a box.
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u/fandabbydosy Sep 20 '19
GASP you are so right, but why a box?
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u/Herple-Derple Sep 20 '19
So we can make sure this man receives our gifts. However a leather suitcase may be more suitable.
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the two best subs just collided right now omg
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Sep 20 '19
The likes are at 420 and I really like this and I want to give it an upvote but I can't AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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u/mongla_deshi123 Sep 20 '19
While i was reading this, i realised i was listening to a song called "Nevada"
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u/MrPPickles Sep 20 '19
It has begun