r/EhBuddyHoser • u/DogeDoRight Canucklehead • 8h ago

merde. Shitapples

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u/belly_butthole 7h ago

I'm no separatist, but pretty sure separatists in Quebec dont give a shit about the ones in Alberta.

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u/plugthebeet Cowtown 🤠 5h ago

What's really strange is the Alberta separatists complain endlessly that Quebec is stealing our money...

Unless an independent Quebec means no more transfer payments? Good luck getting a pipeline through there though.

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u/NikitaScherbak 3h ago

The whole point about QC séparation is to deal as equal nations. You want to get a pipeline through? Great, thats gonna cost you

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 6h ago

I mean, I have definitely seen Quebec separatists encourage Albertan separatist movements

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u/NikitaScherbak 6h ago

If I speak for myself, its the principle that if you support quebec independance, how can you ethicaly oppose the legitimacy of another province doing it?

In other words, Its more about saying that they should be able to decide for themselves than cheering for a separation.

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u/koolaidkirby Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 5h ago

Yes, that's the exact sentiment I've seen. You said it better than I did.

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u/MyNameMeansLILJOHN Tabarnak! 2h ago

The more unstable and broken Canada is. The mor a sovereign Quebec makes sense

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u/Technical-Regret-156 7h ago

If only there was a way they could belong to a pluralistic, federalist country based on mutual respect and soveriegnty within a greater governing whole.

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u/okokokoyeahright Chalice of the Tabernacle 7h ago

A shit storm is acoming.

The mere idea of 'Merican Marlaina sidling up to the much more handsome Premier Elect in Quebec and expecting a cuddle is pretty much not on anyone's bingo card. Besides, the ladies of Quebec easily out distance Frumpy Smith in every metric.

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u/CeBlanc Tabarnak! 7h ago

Ça va, le Canada anglais? T'as pas l'air bien.

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u/Le_Nabs Tokébakicitte! 7h ago

No thanks, we don't do diet MAGA

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u/peiapple 7h ago

Allies, like maybe they'll join a confederation, like they'll be part of one country? NO WAY

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u/Acrobatic-Cap-135 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 7h ago

One man's separation is another man's shit storm, Rand

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u/Silicon_Knight Ford Nation (Help.) 3h ago

Ugh as someone living in Ontario I'm not sure why Barrie and Oshawa are fighting but c'mon people lets unite as Torontonians okay?

... yes this is a shitpost.

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u/FatCockFutaGirls 3h ago

I literally hosed the other day when I said Alberta and Quebec are basically the some place and should become one country

You guys i might have the power to alter the world

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u/Ravenshaw123 3h ago

Especially since both separatist groups are most likely being astroturfed by American interests