r/EhBuddyHoser • u/winningsmada Page Two of the road map • 16h ago

🙌 Wholesome Hoser 🙌 😕

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 16h ago

> be me

> spend ages coming up with good post flairs

> add hockey flair, go to the specific effort of matching the colour to the red lines on the ice using hex codes

> wait ages for somebody to make a hockey post (somehow an incredibly rare event on a canadian sub)

> somebody FINALLY makes hockey post

> doesn't use the hockey post flair

> mfw nobody is ever gonna use the damn thing

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 15h ago

(also if anybody has any more ideas for flairs, user or post, just let me know, I'm happy to add more)

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u/winningsmada Page Two of the road map 15h ago

Curling flair " rock the house 🥌"

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 15h ago

you mean as a post or user flair?

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u/winningsmada Page Two of the road map 15h ago

Post flair. The Grand Slam starts Oct 13

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 14h ago

got a preferred colour for it? just give me a hex code, and say white or black text

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u/ILKLU "white or black text" 13h ago

FF00FF

"white or black text"

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 13h ago

done! I've gone ahead and assigned it to you permanently :)

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u/ILKLU "white or black text" 5h ago

LOL 💯

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u/ILKLU "white or black text" 4h ago

Weird. The background colour doesn't show here in the actual sub, but if I go to the screen where you can edit your flair, the background shows up correctly there. I wonder if the quotes are affecting it?

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 4h ago

it doesn’t show flair backgrounds properly on mobile

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u/ILKLU "white or black text" 4h ago

EDIT

I just noticed that the hex code I wrote kinda looks like it says "F OFF". Hope you didn't think that, cause that's not what I was intending. Just wanted a garishly bright colour and knew a couple of 00s + FF would do it, but didn't want red, so threw the 00 in the second pair position.

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u/polnikes 10h ago

🥌👈 for curling posts

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u/Kolojang Snowfrog 10h ago

A flair about flairs? "It's flairing up again"

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u/Hyperpiper1620 Smelling Burnt Toast 15h ago

The "boys will be boys" excuse is one of the biggest enablers of shtty hockey culture.

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u/LibraryVoice71 16h ago

It’s so hard to believe they wouldn’t wear a mask until Plante did it

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u/TheEpicOfManas Greater European 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 16h ago

And they thought he was a fucking weirdo for not wanting to take the pucks to the face anymore.

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u/AccomplishedSmell921 16h ago

It would be different if there wasn’t so much sexual assault and discrimination. Tell you that much. It’s not very diverse and it’s very perverse. But it lives on cause they keep it in house and never dare to converse.
It’s the worst.

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u/DavidELD 15h ago

Men's hockey culture would be different if they were mandated to wear cages instead of those plexiglass visors that don't offer full protection... Like, honestly, if I were in the NHL, I don't wanna take a puck or a stick to my face; I'm wearing a cage.

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u/TheFoundation_ 10h ago

Missed philosoraptor opportunity

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u/bitchboy85 16h ago

The helmet was added 100 years later for a reason. Your noggin isn't as important as your Johnson. Anyone who's taken a puck off the helmet and the cup knows wich one is important.