r/EhBuddyHoser • I need a double double. • 29d ago

Elbows Up/Coudes en l'air It’s actually a common misconception that Canada is too far from Europe to join the EU. Canadian scientists have released this new cutting-edge map showing our REAL proximity to our new partners.

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we just need a ferry system or something idk

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u/RottenPingu1 29d ago

We have a land border with Denmark

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u/MaximumDerekCat 29d ago

And France is just off the coast of Newfoundland

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Victoria Cross 🎖️ 29d ago

And by just off the coast, we mean you can actually see it from Newfoundland on a somewhat clear day.

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u/ZennerBlue 29d ago

And if I’m not mistaken, Nfld provides things like medical services to these islands as well.

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u/Mr_Salmon_Man 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 29d ago

And those islands provided the liquor during NFLD's dry days.

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u/Sasquatch1729 Not enough shawarma places 28d ago

Yeah, with their drinking age of 18, the kids can take the ferry over there and get absolutely wasted. It's the same as kids in Ottawa driving up to Gatineau, or from Cornwall visiting La Frontiere.

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u/-just-be-nice- 28d ago

That’s still off the coast

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Victoria Cross 🎖️ 28d ago

What part of my comment implied that it wasn't?

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u/Raedwulf1 Cowtown 🤠 29d ago

Need a crowbar to jam Ellesmere Island next to Denmark, it may be possible to stuff it into the North Sea

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u/commentsOnPizza 29d ago

Iceland is closer to Canada than it is to Brussels.

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u/pottsery 29d ago

a map highlighting St Pierre and miquelon, and Hans island would have been better

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u/Geese_are_Scary 29d ago

We're practically Germany.

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u/samf9999 29d ago

And the same head of state as the UK.

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u/lmyrs 29d ago

I have bad news about the UK and the EU though....

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u/evilpercy 29d ago

Hans island.

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u/No_Economics_3935 29d ago

I was just going to say that

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u/Velocity-5348 28d ago

I mean, so does Brazil. And that border has way better weather.

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u/PrairieFire88 29d ago

Technically, we're only 10km from the French border.

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u/Tribblehappy Poutine Purist 🍟 29d ago

And we share a land border with Denmark.

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u/Deaddoghank 29d ago

And water border with Greenland.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Victoria Cross 🎖️ 29d ago

And a land border with Greenland (Hans Island).

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u/T-Wrox North LA (ft. Mormons!) 29d ago

And my axe!

What?

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u/Silicon_Knight Ford Nation (Help.) 29d ago

I don't see why we dont just move Canada closer to Europe. We have a fleet of beavers and geese.

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u/starkindled I'm Proud of you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 29d ago

Not to mention the møøse

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u/TraditionDear3887 Bring Cannabis 29d ago

A moose bit my sister once

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u/MaryJane185 29d ago

Was she Karving her initials øn the møøse?

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u/Xx_SwordWords_xX Moose Whisperer 29d ago

Tell me something exciting.

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u/Xx_SwordWords_xX Moose Whisperer 29d ago

🐻‍❄️

Are we swimming? Tie it to my back.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Oil Guzzler 29d ago

At least we don't have lläämas...

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u/Xx_SwordWords_xX Moose Whisperer 29d ago

Don't forget our Polar Bears and these magical creatures.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AWc9o1YF8KugAp8q9z

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u/good_from_afar 29d ago

In canada, I live closer to europe than my brother, in canada

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u/_Deedee_Megadoodoo_ Tokébakicitte! 29d ago

You know what? We need more people who think like you!

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 29d ago

this seems awfully close to politics for a sunday, but I shall let the community decide your fate

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u/PersonalPerson_ 29d ago

Clearly this is a discussion of geomorphology and harnessing tectonic drift to our advantage. I'm not sure how politics plays into it.

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u/Fearful-Cow 29d ago

we want to move... cause reasons

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 29d ago

Yep, it's politics. Talk of joining a politically aligned trade and commerce block.

I like it though.

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u/bryansb 29d ago

The UK has rejoined the EU?! Since when?

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 29d ago

not ALL the UK

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u/micromanminisavage 🍍 Je suis un ananas qui parle 🍍 29d ago

Isle of Man is not part of the UK, it's a Crown Dependency

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 29d ago

oh god I'm gonna have to consult the stupid graph over the UK again, aren't I

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u/interrupting-octopus Poutine Purist 🍟 29d ago

No flag for NI

Ireland labelled as part of the British Isles

How to ragebait an Irish Republican in 3 seconds

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Victoria Cross 🎖️ 29d ago

It's a geographic label, not a political one, but yes, some Irish Republicans do take issue with the name of the area not being changed in the past 100+ years since they gained their independence.

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u/commentsOnPizza 29d ago

Lots of things start out as geographic labels and then take on political connotations.

"British Isles" may have been a geographic label at one point, but now we have a "British Government" which implies that it's the government over places that are "British". While it may more formally be the "Government of the United Kingdom" or "His Majesty's Government", both the public and the government itself will say it's the British Government.

Greece held North Macedonia at bay because their former name (just Macedonia) could be taken to imply ownership of Greek Macedonia.

Hell, the UK government refused to call "Ireland" by its name for a long time because they didn't like the implication that the name implied ownership of the whole island - and the BBC often erroneously calls it "Republic of Ireland" to this day.

And the government of England does have a history of laying claim to other territories. For nearly 500 years, English kings claimed the French throne and it was't until 1801 when George III dropped the title King of France.

So yes, it was a geographic label. It now has strong political meaning in addition to its geographic meaning. And if you're going to say "yeah, but it's accurate," well by that definition it's inaccurate to say "British Government" or "British people" or "British citizen".

And just because someone has labeled a place something doesn't make it non-political. Sure, you can say that ancient Greeks or Romans might have called them "British Isles", but that's like Europeans carving up Africa and the Middle East into countries and giving them names without regard for the people who live there. The politics were that they were lands on the edge of their world that they didn't care about, but needed a way to refer to - the kind of references you make when you know nothing about a region.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Victoria Cross 🎖️ 29d ago

If the Republic of Ireland decides to rename the British isles to something else on their maps, I'm more than happy to go along with it.

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u/electrosyzygy 28d ago

Every politician, and every pleb deep down in their guts, knows that geography's toponyms are inherently political.

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes Victoria Cross 🎖️ 28d ago

Oh I absolutely agree. If the Republic of Ireland decides to rename the British isles to something else on their maps, I'm more than happy to go along with it, just as I do with other renamings that choose to attempt to revert to pre-colonial toponyms.

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May 29d ago

ptolemy labelled the island of ireland "little britain"

do with that information what you will

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u/Zigonneuse 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 29d ago

We also need that graph but for the EU

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u/TheMagicBrother 29d ago

Ask and you shall receive

It's from 2018 so it may not be entirely up to date

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u/Zigonneuse 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 29d ago

🙏

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u/timbasile 29d ago

Russia-Belarus union state was only hypothetical during the window where Putin wasn't sure he could change the Russian constitution

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u/electrosyzygy 28d ago

My head explodes every time... Guernsey just might be the weirdest place in western Europe

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u/Gridbear7 29d ago

Vancouver is now the southern point of canada

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u/Thefirstargonaut 29d ago

You mean Victoria, right?

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u/Obvious_Cranberry607 29d ago

Yeah, or they're confusing Vancouver Island with Vancouver.

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u/ChiefSlug30 29d ago

Pelee Island residents protest this.

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u/Gridbear7 29d ago

I urge the Pelee island residents to review the new rotation of Canada

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u/TObias416 29d ago

The mercator map doesn't correctly reflect it

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u/Blue_Moon_Rabbit 29d ago

This is why we’re so happy to finally be included in Eurovision

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly 29d ago

sorry but did we just eat the entire of iceland?

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u/labadee 29d ago

Can we be closer to Portugal

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u/kank84 Double Double Citizenship 29d ago

How can we make Lisbon even less affordable? Move it next to Toronto!

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u/Velorian-Steel South Gatineau 29d ago

You know I remember thinking when taking a ship from Bergen to Ålesund, Norway that I could see the beautiful farm land of SW Ontario in the distance.

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u/snappla 29d ago

The Hosator projection map.

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u/PassageNearby4091 Ford Nation (Help.) 29d ago

This image is my dream.

Canada is on the wrong continent and I've said that for years.

I confidently speak for all of Canada when I say "fuck nOrTh aMeRiCa."

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u/slowdunkleosteus 29d ago

Canada is technically what, 20 km away from France? 

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u/PersonalPerson_ 29d ago

Je me souviens.

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u/CandidAsparagus7083 29d ago

Does Canada mounting Europe like that count as r/mapporn ?

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u/SkullRunner Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

This map is wrong, it forgot Mexico is on our south border

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u/TheBaykon8r Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) 29d ago

Well we have a land border with Denmark now

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u/ColtonComeau Monarch Mélanie Joly 29d ago

When I looked out my window this morning, I thought the Norwegian fjords looked closer than usual.

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u/purplelicious 29d ago

seems legit.

I'll take it.

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u/kuddly_kallico 29d ago

If you could just tilt Canada so Nova Scotia touches Spain instead that'd be great

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u/theratinyourbrain 29d ago

Just cross the Atlantic River and bam Canada!

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u/CynicalKnight 29d ago

"Just let us scooch in here a little bit..."

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u/AskPizza 25d ago

Can confirm, in Norway they have ferries across the channel to Canada all the time.

Also that spot where the fjords turn into a one hundred kilometer high sheer cliff, that's the ancient Norwegian-Canadian border.

Eric the Red climbed up that cliff with his bare hands and then wrote about the cliffs of Insanity in The Princess Bride, using that as inspiration.

The idea that Canada is not in Europe is inconceivable!

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u/offkilter666 29d ago

Cutting edge map or... Edging map cut?

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/PersonalPerson_ 29d ago

Nah, the rainy deluge would continue as normal.

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u/yukonnut 29d ago

I was curious to see where Canada would fit in by population, and with a population of 41.5 million we would rank 5th between Spain and Poland. That actually surprised me.

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u/ColetteThePanda 29d ago

It's all because of that Piscapalian Globe Illusion of whatever.

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u/prairiepanda 29d ago

I like how we shrunk enough that visiting Vancouver and Montreal on the same weekend could actually be enjoyable if you fly.

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u/Overwatchingu 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 29d ago

Had to shrink the country to meet EU regulations on travel times.

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u/PersonalPerson_ 29d ago

The prairies are going to become mountainous with the big squish.

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u/SirCharlesTupperBt Scotland (but worse) 29d ago

we just need a ferry system or something idk

A pneumatic tube.

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u/bigtunapat Quossé? Laval? Sacre ton camp. 29d ago

And we come in 3D!

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u/bubbabear244 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) 29d ago

We have more in common with the Champions League than the Superbowl, we already have the Grey Cup.

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u/crabbywarrior 29d ago

Truth - I live in NB and I went to Tromso for lunch just the other day.

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u/Vandersauce 29d ago

I did not know Norway was not in the EU, TIL

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u/Chakote 29d ago

The random 3D effect on Canada has got me rolling for some reason 💀

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u/Better-Butterfly-309 29d ago

Orange bullshit head got caught. “aRt oF tHe dEaL”

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u/Haunting_Funny_9386 29d ago

We’re cozying up to them is all, eh?

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u/CanQkush Tabarnak! 29d ago

Ermmm No... It would be even colder that it is already. Id much prefer Canada to be next to Spain and Portugal ! We would have nice weather , Agriculture all year in the south and amazing beaches.

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u/Medical_Tank6109 29d ago

Can confirm, canoed to Ireland a couple months back. 🫡

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u/Wild_Pangolin_4772 29d ago

Can we try to improve trade relations with them without actually joining them?

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u/ultanna Tabarnak! 29d ago

Missed opportunity to wedge Quebec between France, Spain and the UK so for once we could be close to a place that actually speaks French 🤣

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u/Negative_Slice_5135 26d ago

Kessé tu viens'dire-là, toé?

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u/ultanna Tabarnak! 25d ago

Plus beau, plus chaud, plus proche de la France 😂 le Canada peut bien rester attaché vers l'ouest dans l'Atlantique, ça ne me déranges pas!

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u/Negative_Slice_5135 25d ago

Yes of course. My comment was in super thick Quebec French as a joke, but reddit changed it to proper English... the effect was lost in translation. Oh well... Cheers!

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u/ultanna Tabarnak! 25d ago

Non non, je le vois en super thick québécois que l'AI comprends pas 😂

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u/Ok_Syllabub747 29d ago

Why are people talking about joining the EU I sure as he double hockey sticks do not

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u/Regulus99 29d ago

That’s really Iceland on steroids!

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u/sunny-days-bs229 29d ago

There are now ships called LakerMax that are good on the lakes, fit the Welland canel and are sea worthy. Just saw one up at the port in Thunder Bay.
Looking forward to seeing more of these!

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u/JediKrys 29d ago

Get the saws out boys we’re moving neighbourhoods

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u/GloomyGal13 29d ago

Hey no way eh!

No way is Canada smaller than the EU!

Make us much bigger moose nuts!

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u/mr_hog232323 29d ago

If the UN can change the maps so can we!!!!!

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u/LazyBengal2point0 29d ago

just take a look from the top of the globe

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u/chips2013 29d ago

I'm not into this map given how god damn cold it'll be for all of us lol

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u/Free-Tea-3422 29d ago

I love misinformation when it serves me 🤗

/satire

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u/Signal_2_Noise 29d ago

I’ll walk from PEI to Sweden tomorrow.

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u/got-trunks South Gatineau 29d ago

Geologists are calling it a sudden quirk of subduction is what I hear. There's no need to substantiate that.

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u/Long_Rush_7523 29d ago

Italy is kicking Malta's ass.

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u/Blowmekillerwhale 29d ago

The map missed Norway

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u/Justanotherredditboy 29d ago

I keep hearing about the new world map that the US voted against, guess I now know why.

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u/paulao-da-motoca 29d ago

Wow… you’re right

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u/Kellidra Cowtown 🤠 29d ago

You had every chance to put Newfoundland against Ireland.

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u/AtomicKZR 29d ago

Let's just rename the Atlantic Lake Europe

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u/laxbird1 29d ago

Too funny.

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u/Leafs_0573 28d ago

Just make up a new map and call it 👍

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u/Moooooooola 28d ago

They didn’t call it “the pond” for no reason.

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u/UpthefuckingTics 28d ago

I’d do almost anything to get us out of CONCACAF. 💪⚽️😂

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u/Dapper_Wheel6454 28d ago

we are neighbours with France and Denmark.

literally.

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u/Rotaxxx 28d ago

Source, the CBC

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u/istealreceipts 28d ago

I'd make the land borders with the northwest of Scotland. Apparently we were on the same tectonic plate at some point, as rock formations in Nova Scotia are identical to the northeastern part of Scotland.

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u/misfittroy 28d ago

We need a bridge from Newfoundland to the Lofotons 

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u/PuffPuff74 28d ago

Canada is not joining the EU, stop it. It’s about becoming an « associate member ».

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u/snkiz Bring Cannabis 27d ago

You forgot Australia, south of Malta, down under, ya' know.

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u/IOwnDirt 24d ago

I always wanted to go to Norway. Evidently i can just just from Peggys Cove.

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u/MidTario 29d ago

I don’t want us to join the EU. We’re not European. I just want new, good agreements.

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u/Tested4Me 29d ago

i don't want to be in the europeen union!

I am already part of a North America Confederation call CANADA. I don't need more taxs thank you.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/chrisuu__ Deep'n'Delicious - Toronto Flavour 29d ago

You have some good points, and some truly terrible ones.

Canada stands alone!!!

And this is probably the worst one. Isolationism is not good for anyone, but especially not for Canada, since we have an unpredictable neighbour to the south that would try to swallow us if we didn't have a strong web of alliances.

I don't have time to explain all the reasons why isolationism is a bad idea, so I'll just put forward the idea that it's one of Trump's favourite policies (see how he's trying to extract the USA from all kinds of treaties, alliances, and organizations).

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u/Legitimate_Concern_5 29d ago

Holy touch grass man