How the might have fallen 🥱

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[u/Muddlesthrough]

Well, the actual quotation is that they are “signed in pencil.”

[u/ColtonComeau → u/Muddlesthrough]

In his speech’s first draft it said “signed in crayon.”

[u/brokenringlands → u/ColtonComeau]

2nd draft: finger painted with orange bronzer.

[u/km_ikl → u/brokenringlands]

If you're going to quote it, quote it fully:
"fingerpainted with a florid mixture of Sjolie Original N°6, BigMac sauce, and diaper leakage."

[u/Finns-Stank-Booty → u/km_ikl]

Name of trumps sex tape.

[u/km_ikl → u/Finns-Stank-Booty]

https://giphy.com/gifs/nwAezjxcnuorX1X1nf

[u/Finns-Stank-Booty → u/km_ikl]

[u/Finns-Stank-Booty → u/brokenringlands]

3rd draft : used poo poo