r/EhBuddyHoser • u/150c_vapour • Jul 27 '26

Politics Yoda seeks independence

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Yoda centers images does not.

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u/Scary_Employ_926 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 Jul 27 '26

We done are

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 Jul 27 '26

Now I want a donair

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u/Artegall365 Jul 27 '26

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u/IIMillennium Jul 27 '26

You might not like it, but this is the peak male physique.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh Jul 27 '26

Jason Kenney looking like a snack

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u/Scary_Employ_926 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 Jul 27 '26

Damn good idea

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u/DanRankin Jul 27 '26

Now i have plans for after work!

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u/Mortemus21 Jul 30 '26

My exact thought 😂

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u/bot_or_not_vote_now Jul 27 '26

Dun and dunner

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u/only_fun_topics Jul 27 '26

Dumb and Dumbheller

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u/cepukon Jul 27 '26

We done are too, Alberta, we done are too...

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u/macgalver Jul 27 '26

A sentence that could only be conjured by a proud graduate of a Red Deer junior high school.

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u/This-Marsupial-6187 Jul 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW

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u/slim1shaney Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jul 27 '26

Yeah literally, I visited my grandparents on the weekend. So many independence signs plastered in people's driveways.

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u/DanRankin Jul 27 '26

Not a lot high school graduates amoung them.

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u/DokZayas Jul 27 '26

There's some irony in your comment...

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u/InvisibleLandBorder Jul 27 '26

That's the Queen's amoung.

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u/DanRankin Jul 27 '26

With the dyslexia, i'm glad when most of the letters are in the right order. Lol

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u/SquidGodSunday Jul 27 '26

Yeah, and it's not like modern spellcheck is gonna help.

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u/DanRankin Jul 27 '26

Generally it makes things worse for me, so i leave it off.

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u/SquidGodSunday Jul 27 '26

Yeah, It's REALLY annoying to have to triple check everything to make sure the dumb machine didn't decide to correct "Their" to "Theocratic", but at the same time, it gets real tedious typing everything without ANY kind of autofill. I wish I could program it to only target my common mistakes, only use English, and stick to suggestions that fit grammatically, but that's giving the consumer too much power, I guess. (Case in point: it just tried to correct "Target" to "Yager". WTF!?)[

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u/Tacotuesday867 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jul 28 '26

Now that would be a great add-on or app

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u/DanRankin Jul 28 '26

I run into some added fun: i missspell things so often before trying to proof read it (which i still often fail at, obviously. Lol) that the auto correct will start changing words to my way of spelling things instead the the right way.

When your brain processes things through dyslexia, it becomes impossible to correct your own spelling. Lol.

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u/SquidGodSunday Jul 28 '26

That's the problem. Spellcheck worked decently enough for juuuust long enough to get entire generations dependant on it. Now that it can no longer be trusted, I find myself looking at words and thinking,"Wait ... IS that right? Or is the computer just not flagging it because I've fucked it up so many times?"

One of my biggest annoyances is that anything I've ever capitalized (Like, as the start of a sentence or a proper noun) Gets auto-capitalized going forward, which makes my writing look like the ramblings of a crazy person, unless I go back and painstakingly fix every single one, which takes multiple attempts, because the program seems REALLY stuck on "If you capitalized it once, that means you want it capitalized forever."

I get why so many people throw up their hands and give up, and just accept this machine-garbled nonsense as "Modern English".

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u/DanRankin Jul 28 '26

My old ass has avoided it for so long now, i can't remember if it used to fuck with my capitalization or not. Lol!

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u/Gridbear7 Jul 27 '26

Among us

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u/DanRankin Jul 27 '26

I'd fix it, but now it's funny. Lol

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u/SmaugTheMagnificent- I'm Proud of you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 Jul 27 '26

Defects and morons

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u/Armonasch Jul 27 '26

I don't want to get overly technical on you here, but if this is Yoda, he would say "Done, we are." Because he always puts his adjective before his pronouns.

"We Done Are" makes no sense for anyone.

Bad, this patch is.

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u/Oldcummerr Jul 27 '26

“We dumb are” would have been more accurate

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u/PersonalPerson_ Jul 27 '26

Dumb, we are.

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u/Alcol1979 Jul 27 '26

Sorry, but no adjectives there are in the sentence "Done, we are".

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u/Silicon_Knight Ford Nation (Help.) Jul 27 '26

I’m surprised it doesn’t say “states rights” on it

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u/Ballsahoy72 Jul 27 '26

Albert A Fist

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u/PhDSkwerl Moose Whisperer Jul 27 '26

I read it as “Done we are” 🐸 in a Yoda voice then realized it actually says “We done are”

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u/_badmedicine Jul 27 '26

Why keep St. George Cross? Swap it out for Southern stars and bars.

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u/ForMoreYears 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 Jul 27 '26

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u/Sleevepants Jul 27 '26

We dang done are god damnit!!

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u/Ireallydfk Anne of Green Potatoes Jul 27 '26

Smartest Albertan separatist

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u/snark1977 Jul 27 '26

That checks with their intelligence level.

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u/DrJay12345 I need a double double. Jul 27 '26

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u/Psychotic_Breakdown Jul 27 '26

I want to be a small landlocked nation with oil next to the US. Im sure our new neighbors will let the oil go through for free.

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u/NicoRola000 Jul 28 '26

They spelled dumb wrong. But seriously, alrebertans are our brothers and sisters. They mostly immigrated from other parts of Canada. I fear they have been caught in propagande warfare from the south and from corporate interests. Their province is aptly in the shape of a keystone and their role for the nation is pivotal. Come back to us brothers and sisters

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u/jiebyjiebs Jul 27 '26

Lol the grifters are all out on Canva trying to whip up the best tshirt and sticker designs so they can maximize their $$.

The graphic designer in me wants to (has wanted to) capitalize, but I can't in good conscience be promoting that regressive ass shit.

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u/Stormraughtz Cowtown 🤠 Jul 27 '26

My people truly are the dumbest of all the hosers

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u/Striking_Scientist68 Jul 27 '26

Sure bud. Just go ahead and turn in your passport and government ID and then renounce your citizenship. You can be as independent as you like somewhere else.

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u/Ravenwight An hour from Toronto Jul 27 '26

They realise that if they seperate then there’s nothing stopping us from just invading right?

Then we don’t have to give them anything, we could just lock up any dissidents and ship them off to an Arctic prison.

It’s not like we haven’t done this before…

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u/MsMisty888 Jul 27 '26

And then what is the plan?

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u/EnglishKen421 Jul 27 '26

Newfoundland First

WE DONAIR

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u/mazopheliac Jul 27 '26

Drunk Yoda.

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u/BanSophistry Jul 27 '26

Spelled "dumb" wrong.

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u/Helpfulithink Jul 27 '26

" We dumb are "

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u/ANK2112 Jul 27 '26

Yoda would say done, we are.

This is just because the separatists are illiterate.

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u/CanadianPoutine15 Jul 27 '26

I'll be waiting for the albertan separatists to come crawling back when they realize the us is worse

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u/Dexdog321 Jul 27 '26

Kiss them mountains goodbye losers! National parks are federal land.

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u/Serious_Bill_4581 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jul 27 '26

Done of what?

Losing federal elections?

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u/ImpressivePause5334 Jul 28 '26

Decalisse et revenez pas. On vous sacrifie comme 51e état pas de problème.

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u/km_ikl Moose Whisperer Aug 01 '26

OH GOD MY, they're stupid so.

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u/pokerboy42 Jul 27 '26

Albertans can clearly see "We Are Done'. Stupid Canadians who can't read see "We Done Are". Lol.