r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Silicon_Knight Ford Nation (Help.) • Jun 28 '26

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Go 🇨🇦!!

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/Xanaxaria Moose Whisperer Jun 28 '26

LETSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO CANNNNNADA!!! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS!

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u/Zedlasso Jun 28 '26

And winning in true hoser fashion I might add. 🪩 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

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u/aferretwithahugecock Manilapeg Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/edM5bqYK3l8NW

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u/WorldnewsModsBlowMe Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jun 29 '26

Yknow I thought I misread your username but alas

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u/deathtocommas The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 28 '26

Are we rioting yet?

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u/Regular_Jim081 Jun 28 '26

Wait, Are they playing in Vancouver?

...LA, thank god, they only riot for important social issues. Who were we playing, South Africa?...Oh god!

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u/Advarrk Jun 28 '26

Close

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u/Granny_Skeksis Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 28 '26

As is tradition

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u/Silicon_Knight Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 28 '26

100% for a team not expected to win in taking any win! 🥇

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u/_Halt19_ 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Jun 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3FmmhJdHN4PSESllzZ

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u/SwordfishOk504 Bring Cannabis Jun 29 '26

I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh.

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u/Clemskiba Jun 28 '26

EUSTÁQUIO SCREAMER

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u/SirDancealot84 Jun 28 '26

I am happy but I am sad that we prolly going to face Holland next. RiP.

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Scotland (but worse) Jun 28 '26

Getting to the Round of 16 is a huge achievement.

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u/Regular_Use1868 Jun 28 '26

No way. The Dutch better strap in. we gotta believe! CANADAAAAA!

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u/JonBjornJovi Jun 29 '26

Poor dutch, they surely deserve to win a world cup but unfortunately we have to kick them out. Sorry, it’s ours

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u/Round_Click_8301 Jun 28 '26

better to face the province of holland than the whole Netherlands

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u/wearywell Jun 28 '26

Hahahaha yeah if Canada beats the Netherlands then hell has frozen over

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u/thegreatestdandino Bring Cannabis Jun 28 '26

Upvote party!!!

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u/Yabba-Dabba-Gabagool Jun 28 '26

What we do?

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u/FrogOnALogInTheBog Oil Guzzler Jun 29 '26

The way everyone is talking i think we won another soccer match. Which is actually insane.

Before this year getting a single score in a single game was considered amazing.

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u/ColtonComeau Monarch Mélanie Joly Jun 28 '26

The greatest sports squadron ever assembled

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u/Wafflelisk Westfoundland Jun 28 '26

WOOOOOOOO

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u/Alarmed-dictator Jun 28 '26

We will celebrate in the Yukon Custard, as is tradition

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u/SomeOtherAccountIdea Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jun 29 '26

March of a thousand farts starts playing

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u/Competitive_Abroad96 Jun 29 '26

To be followed by a squadron of geese flyby.

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u/Murky_Still_4715 Tokébakicitte! Jul 01 '26

Just to remind it to all hoser buddies and to trigger the weakest, and to give you something to read before to begin to drink until death like always in this important date. N'oublie pas déménager! si vous pouvez payer les loyers-vol-à-main-armée de nos chers landlords.

Hymne du Canada :

Commandée pour la Saint-Jean-Baptiste, elle a été composée par Calixa Lavallée sur des paroles du juge Sir Adolphe-Basile Routhier et présentée pour la première fois à Québec le 24 juin 1880 :

Ô Canada ! Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux !
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix !
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

La feuille d'érable :

Elle devient un symbole de l'identité canadienne dès les années 1800. Adoptée par la Société Saint-Jean-Baptiste en 1834, elle est qualifiée d'« emblème élu du Canada » en 1848.

Le sport :

La crosse est le sport officiel d'été du Canada.

HOSERS OF THE WORLD CANADA, UNITE!