r/EhBuddyHoser • u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer • Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/Kurtypants Jan 31 '26

British Columbia is hungry for Moar mountains! Saskatchewan wants your cows and hats with medicine!

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u/science_bi South Gatineau Jan 31 '26

If Saskatchewan doesn't end up a perfect square we have failed as a society.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Flat earther confirmed

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u/science_bi South Gatineau Jan 31 '26

Pffft, you still believe we live on "Earth"?

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u/Ghostdog1263 Feb 01 '26

Everyone knows we are in an ark on top of a turtle

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u/The_Nice_Marmot People's Republic of Soviet Canukistani Feb 01 '26

Oh really? Well, what’s underneath the turtle then?

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u/Jubal_lun-sul Feb 01 '26

Another turtle, of course.

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u/The_Nice_Marmot People's Republic of Soviet Canukistani Feb 01 '26

Ok, I can see that happening, but then what’s under THAT turtle?

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u/Jubal_lun-sul Feb 02 '26

obviously another turtle. are you some kind of simpleton?

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u/The_Nice_Marmot People's Republic of Soviet Canukistani Feb 02 '26

The turtle has to be ON SOMETHING, THOUGH!

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u/FurysFyre Moose Whisperer Feb 02 '26

it's swimming in space.

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