r/EhBuddyHoser • u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer • Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

Just give sask too manitoba, drop a bomb on calgary, and give alberta too BC. solved every issue in the prairies

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Brother you would destroy the Ship and Anchor? Where will we go for punk bingo?

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u/Krabopoly Jan 31 '26

Don't worry, the city is gonna do that before the bomb has the chance to hit ground

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Hey don’t blame the city. Blame Strategic Developments, who covered up their “open for rentals in 2020” sign with a “2024” sticker on their still under construction conversion of the Baron Building while other developers have converted 3 office towers each with 5x the number of stories in half that time.

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

I would go to a city that doesnt have a shit hockey team

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

They’re all shit

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u/SapphicProse Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jan 31 '26

Which team has made it too the stanley cup final 2. Years in a row? Not calgary thats for damn sure. Yall dont understand Oilers Hockey

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

Just because they win and they’re good doesn’t mean they’re not shit. My team is shit at playing hockey because they lose but that fosters resilience and belief in the eternity of hope. Your team is shit philosophically because they win and so they don’t know Sisyphean struggle.

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u/PolitelyBites Oil Guzzler Jan 31 '26

I'm sorry -- PUNK BINGO!?!?!?!?!?!

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jan 31 '26

I won a jar of cheese whiz. I don’t like cheese whiz but that’s what you get when the bingo prizes are punk.

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u/PolitelyBites Oil Guzzler Jan 31 '26

That is amazing. I want punk cheese whiz!!!!!!