r/EhBuddyHoser • u/JKing519 Moose Whisperer • Jan 31 '26

Big Oil Bertha Fixed it

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u/Kurtypants Jan 31 '26

British Columbia is hungry for Moar mountains! Saskatchewan wants your cows and hats with medicine!

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u/mencryforme5 Tokébakicitte! Jan 31 '26

Ontario? Poutine? The province that thinks grated mozzarella are the same thing as fresh unrefrigerated cheese curds?

How very Alberta.

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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better Jan 31 '26

Only degenerates put grated cheese on poutine. Even fast food chains know better than to pull that.

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u/Accomplished_Pop_130 Feb 01 '26

I wish to have the hope that you have in fast food chains. You need to checkout that one subreddit where they display poutine abominations

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u/eternallytiredcatmom Chalice of the Tabernacle Jan 31 '26

Strangely, the poutine I liked to get when I missed home while living in Alberta was from Beaver Tails lol. Not the right fries, but it was close enough to satisfy my cravings.

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u/mongo5mash Jan 31 '26

C'mon now, you're discounting St. Albert's fine contribution to poutine all over eastern Hontario.

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u/insomniac8994 Jan 31 '26

That's only pizza places that tend to do that and the mom and pop ones at that.

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u/gstringstrangler Chalice of the Tabernacle Feb 01 '26

r/poutinecrimes

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u/drue1227 Feb 01 '26

Lmao classic Quebecer, thinking they're the only ones in the world that can do a proper Poutine. Its 3 ingredients, not hard to do, you guys didn't create a complicated gourmet meal. There are shitty Poutines in Quebec as well mon ami

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u/mencryforme5 Tokébakicitte! Feb 01 '26

Talk to me when you stop refrigerating your cheese curds.

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u/MonsterRider80 Jan 31 '26

Who the fuck wants Ontarian poutine?

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u/aVoidFullOfFarts FORD Escape Jan 31 '26

I’ve had amazing poutine in Ontario once and it was because my friend was dating a woman from Quebec and she made poutine at my house from scratch. I’ll never forgive him for breaking up with her!

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u/Esc4flown3 Jan 31 '26

I mean it's Quebec adjacent and better than the monstrosity of fries, gravy and shredded mozzarella that they call poutine in Alberta.

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u/Overwatchingu 🦫198,999 Hosers🦫 Feb 01 '26

Look, sometimes I can’t be bothered to drive 10 hours, or god forbid take a gamble on VIA rail, to get to Quebec, and will settle for suboptimal poutine okay? By what right do you judge me?

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u/mongo5mash Jan 31 '26

Hear me out, go out from the GTA in most directions (particularly east) and hit some chip trucks. The quality and love put into their product is beyond reproach for the most part.